camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: 1993 Bedford Rascal, sound proofed interior, revolving number plates and internal rape mattress with added restraints lol feck orf So Neil got a buyer then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: It’s worse than I thought. The harvest must be fucked early if you’ve already eaten all the horses? Chew slowly, it’ll be one of twelve kids next. Soppy cunt. The nag obsessed micks will eat their horses only at the last, so it’s definitely granny and wee padraig first. Horses are also their preferred beast to beat and starve to death- it’s the national sport, so it is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 10, 2021 Report Share Posted May 10, 2021 Is there somewhere I can donate one of my 52 torches? I am very much into flash lights, but can dispatch one or two to Jersey immediately. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Daft boghopper...they were never made in Great Britain or Germany. Fuck off. Globalization is a cunt eh DC...like chinee owned blitish steel lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 15 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Actually they're for a ford mondeo mk3 estate.. what a world we live in when its cheaper for me to order parts from Germany for a British icon than it is for you to do the same..still im sure those gold dust farting unicorns are only around the corner...laffin PANZERMURPHYBABY The Mondeo Mk3 can not, by any stretch of the imagination, be described as a "British Icon". The vehicle is a Ford world car conceived as CDW27 and designed by Mazda engineers. The car was largely built in the far east though European models were made in Ford's manufacturing plant in Belgium. That said, I don't think that even the most fervent remainer is going to advocate a return to being a EU vassal state over parts availability for clapped out cars. If I were you Panzer, I would be concerned as to why your unelected political masters messed up on sorting out an efficient Covid immunisation program, then I would be asking questions as to how much the Irish will be required to chip in to pay for the Covid recovery plans of poorer EU states. You won't be laffin then but The Corner puntership might... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 24 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: The Mondeo Mk3 can not, by any stretch of the imagination, be described as a "British Icon". The vehicle is a Ford world car conceived as CDW27 and designed by Mazda engineers. The car was largely built in the far east though European models were made in Ford's manufacturing plant in Belgium. That said, I don't think that even the most fervent remainer is going to advocate a return to being a EU vassal state over parts availability for clapped out cars. If I were you Panzer, I would be concerned as to why your unelected political masters messed up on sorting out an efficient Covid immunisation program, then I would be asking questions as to how much the Irish will be required to chip in to pay for the Covid recovery plans of poorer EU states. You won't be laffin then but The Corner puntership might... All that aside, it’s been a decent motor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Globalization is a cunt eh DC...like chinee owned blitish steel lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Would a united Ireland be called LAFFIN ISLAND? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Soppy cunt. The nag obsessed micks will eat their horses only at the last, so it’s definitely granny and wee padraig first. Horses are also their preferred beast to beat and starve to death- it’s the national sport, so it is an all 'n all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: The Mondeo Mk3 can not, by any stretch of the imagination, be described as a "British Icon". The vehicle is a Ford world car conceived as CDW27 and designed by Mazda engineers. The car was largely built in the far east though European models were made in Ford's manufacturing plant in Belgium. That said, I don't think that even the most fervent remainer is going to advocate a return to being a EU vassal state over parts availability for clapped out cars. If I were you Panzer, I would be concerned as to why your unelected political masters messed up on sorting out an efficient Covid immunisation program, then I would be asking questions as to how much the Irish will be required to chip in to pay for the Covid recovery plans of poorer EU states. You won't be laffin then but The Corner puntership might... You can pick one up quite cheaply now. Being a failed gob-doctor, have a look on Gumtree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You can pick one up quite cheaply now. Being a failed gob-doctor, have a look on Gumtree. Back in early March, I asked what you did for work, more specifically, the field of learning you earned your PhD in, answer there came none...no, that's not actually true, you waffled a lot without giving any answers so I'm guessing the reality is rather similar to the contents of your little black book of imaginary contacts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 41 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Back in early March, I asked what you did for work, more specifically, the field of learning you earned your PhD in, answer there came none...no, that's not actually true, you waffled a lot without giving any answers so I'm guessing the reality is rather similar to the contents of your little black book of imaginary contacts... Back in early March I told you that unlike you, on a website for demented cunts, moderated by a demented cunt, I wasn’t prepared to divulge anything, professionally about myself. You’re quite dishonest in that I did in fact PM you with my qualifications, which you have since acknowledged and made reference to. I guess Alzheimers is a fucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Back in early March I told you that unlike you, on a website for demented cunts, moderated by a demented cunt, I wasn’t prepared to divulge anything, professionally about myself. You’re quite dishonest in that I did in fact PM you with my qualifications, which you have since acknowledged and made reference to. I guess Alzheimers is a fucker? Indeed it is, so do yourself a favour and see your GP who will no doubt arrange for you to be tested. There is nowhere on the forum where I acknowledged your qualifications or made reference to same save for remarking that "it sounds like you got nuttin" on account of your deflecting. You did indeed PM me but at the time It would have been inappropriate for me to refer to it but as you have mentioned the PM, I am of course, no longer required to abide by the PM code of omerta. I remember the PM very well, I will make no comment except to remark that not even Monumental Cunt would have attempted such a flagrant farrago of fiction. Reading the PM which contained a potted C.V. gave me a genuine LOL moment. I recall that the words "sad" and "tosser" sprung to mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed it is, so do yourself a favour and see your GP who will no doubt arrange for you to be tested. There is nowhere on the forum where I acknowledged your qualifications or made reference to same save for remarking that "it sounds like you got nuttin" on account of your deflecting. You did indeed PM me but at the time It would have been inappropriate for me to refer to it but as you have mentioned the PM, I am of course, no longer required to abide by the PM code of omerta. I remember the PM very well, I will make no comment except to remark that not even Monumental Cunt would have attempted such a flagrant farrago of fiction. Reading the PM which contained a potted C.V. gave me a genuine LOL moment. I recall that the words "sad" and "tosser" sprung to mind... Reported for engaging in inter-member acrimony. You should know better - I'm incredibly disappointed. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed it is, so do yourself a favour and see your GP who will no doubt arrange for you to be tested. There is nowhere on the forum where I acknowledged your qualifications or made reference to same save for remarking that "it sounds like you got nuttin" on account of your deflecting. You did indeed PM me but at the time It would have been inappropriate for me to refer to it but as you have mentioned the PM, I am of course, no longer required to abide by the PM code of omerta. I remember the PM very well, I will make no comment except to remark that not even Monumental Cunt would have attempted such a flagrant farrago of fiction. Reading the PM which contained a potted C.V. gave me a genuine LOL moment. I recall that the words "sad" and "tosser" sprung to mind... Should any newbies be in doubt, this lengthy, rambling soliloquy is the perfect example of the phrase ‘rattled’ when used by a grown-up on here. Unbelievably, this, from a moderator? We’re fucked here folks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Back in early March I told you that unlike you, on a website for demented cunts, moderated by a demented cunt, I wasn’t prepared to divulge anything, professionally about myself. You’re quite dishonest in that I did in fact PM you with my qualifications, which you have since acknowledged and made reference to. I guess Alzheimers is a fucker? 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed it is, so do yourself a favour and see your GP who will no doubt arrange for you to be tested. There is nowhere on the forum where I acknowledged your qualifications or made reference to same save for remarking that "it sounds like you got nuttin" on account of your deflecting. You did indeed PM me but at the time It would have been inappropriate for me to refer to it but as you have mentioned the PM, I am of course, no longer required to abide by the PM code of omerta. I remember the PM very well, I will make no comment except to remark that not even Monumental Cunt would have attempted such a flagrant farrago of fiction. Reading the PM which contained a potted C.V. gave me a genuine LOL moment. I recall that the words "sad" and "tosser" sprung to mind... Why, precisely, did you PM your CV to Mrs Roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 36 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Should any newbies be in doubt, this lengthy, rambling soliloquy is the perfect example of the phrase ‘rattled’ when used by a grown-up on here. Unbelievably, this, from a moderator? We’re fucked here folks. What did you tell her in the PM? Did it involve MI5? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 9 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Would a united Ireland be called LAFFIN ISLAND? Hot Potato Republic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 On 11/05/2021 at 17:57, Wolfie said: Why, precisely, did you PM your CV to Mrs Roops? I didn’t Wolf. She rambled about her various professional talents and asked me to clarify my own profession which I declined to do, for the reasons I have mentioned. I PM’d her my qualifications, about seven letters, which hardly constitutes a CV, (although it might, in her case) as she’d asked, which would hardly identify me to the outside world, professionally. If she now chooses to contest my submission then fuck her, we can all play that game...I ain’t sending her legally bound certificates and I’m not demanding evidence of her state funded dental qualifications. I’ll answer you, because it’s you...she can kiss my fat one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What did you tell her in the PM? Did it involve MI5? Can’t say. Don’t you start ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What did you tell her in the PM? Did it involve MI5? He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 52 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Can’t say... You misspelled daren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: He could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you. That is the clarion call of every low level civil servant who's ever been asked about their job. It's the most cringeworthy of responses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You misspelled daren't. Apostrophise. Rattled idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Apostrophise. Idiot. Um...getting a bit testy there, Walter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Um...getting a bit testy there, Walter? This is the most active you’ve been on here for sometime sweetheart. You tell me who’s rattled? Meanwhile, Mr. Roops, the breadwinner and your provider, is busy making cheese on toast for his tea after a days graft. Shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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