Arnold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 25 minutes ago, Arnold said: This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope. I bet you ogled the women wearing shorts though, eh? You disgusting old bastard. Welcome to the site and fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 38 minutes ago, Arnold said: This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope. Awful first attempt. Do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 A newbie with a well-argued cunting with more than a hint of a sense of humour? What fresh madness is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Awful first attempt. Do it again. In light of the fact you are the last person to put your little chicken legs on public display, and Arnold isn't advocating the wearing of shorts among middle-aged has-beens, I thought his topic would've been right up your street. So, if you don't like his effort, why not show him how it's done? We're all waiting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 49 minutes ago, Arnold said: This is becoming more common with each passing year. It was 0 degrees Kelvin yesterday morning – cold enough to make me wear a hat - and I counted four of these daft-sod hard men wandering around like it’s August in Benidorm, two sporting t-shirts. Is it an inability to grow up? Does preadolescent peer pressure control the actions of these sad bastards at this age of their bizarre lives? Perhaps if it froze their knackers off it might prevent them adding anymore to the gene pool. One lives in hope. This sounds remarkably like a Frank-type rant because his own legs are so painfully thin and full of rickets that they're scared to show them in public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 An interesting topic @Arnold, at what age does a man become middle aged? I'll wear shorts any day of the year when the temperature is over 10 degrees Celsius. I'm lucky I 1) Have muscular legs, 2)am not hopefully middle aged (42) And 3) I don't notice/feel the cold, Mr @Arnold do you know I hardly put the heater on winter gone, the money I've saved will pay for some shorts for cousin Raasclaat in Haiti. https://images.app.goo.gl/rMa7w7wN4vpD9r9P7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted May 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: An interesting topic @Arnold, at what age does a man become middle aged? I'll wear shorts any day of the year when the temperature is over 10 degrees Celsius. I'm lucky I 1) Have muscular legs, 2)am not hopefully middle aged (42) And 3) I don't notice/feel the cold, Mr @Arnold do you know I hardly put the heater on winter gone, the money I've saved will pay for some shorts for cousin Raasclaat in Haiti. https://images.app.goo.gl/rMa7w7wN4vpD9r9P7 I have an old clock on my mantlepiece, it's a Smiths of Enfield. It's a family heirloom and has only lost one minute since last Sunday, what do you think of that? I sit and watch it at times whilst my life passes by. You've got all that to look forward to, Raasclaat, old chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted May 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Frank said: Awful first attempt. Do it again. You sound like an old school ma'am. Do you have a red pen as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Arnold said: You sound like an old school ma'am. Do you have a red pen as well? I'm Frank Kleftiko. Pick up your game or I'll come down on you like a ton of fucking bricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Arnold said: I have an old clock on my mantlepiece, it's a Smiths of Enfield. It's a family heirloom and has only lost one minute since last Sunday, what do you think of that? I sit and watch it at times whilst my life passes by. You've got all that to look forward to, Raasclaat, old chap. Your life sounds extremely dull @Arnold, you have come to right place for excitement, danger and adventure...remember to give me 3 likes a day and I'll help you navigate your way around the corner. Keep an eye out for anything @Dawn Chorus posts...and ignore it as it'll make staring at your shitty clock seem like sky diving. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted May 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 5 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm Frank Kleftiko. Pick up your game or I'll come down on you like a ton of fucking bricks. Would that be face up or face down? Pleased to meet you, Frank Kleftiko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: In light of the fact you are the last person to put your little chicken legs on public display, and Arnold isn't advocating the wearing of shorts among middle-aged has-beens, I thought his topic would've been right up your street. So, if you don't like his effort, why not show him how it's done? We're all waiting. Or, as a highly preferable alternative, just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Frank said: I'm Frank Kleftiko. Pick up your game or I'll come down on you like a ton of fucking bricks. ..and don't we know it. You stupid repetitious cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: A newbie with a well-argued cunting with more than a hint of a sense of humour? What fresh madness is this? So fucking what you shit faced fuck. Howz that for "more than a hint of a sense of humour" so shuv right up your arse you miserable cunt who I have never witnessed either appreciating or creating anything funny. FUCK OFF TO COMEDY CLASS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: So fucking what you shit faced fuck. Howz that for "more than a hint of a sense of humour" so shuv right up your arse you miserable cunt who I have never witnessed either appreciating or creating anything funny. FUCK OFF TO COMEDY CLASS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: So fucking what you shit faced fuck. Howz that for "more than a hint of a sense of humour" so shuv right up your arse you miserable cunt who I have never witnessed either appreciating or creating anything funny. FUCK OFF TO COMEDY CLASS. Try to relax, its the bank holiday, just be calm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Try to relax, its the bank holiday, just be calm The cunt's a fucking hypocrite. He wouldn't know a FUNNY BONE if it BROKE IN TWO and PUNCTURED BOTH HIS LUNGS and then fucking paraded round his hospital bed with placards saying we are FUNNY. An example of the fucking dimwitted self satisfied cunt on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The guy hasn't got a funny bone in his body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 8 hours ago, Frank said: Awful first attempt. Do it again. Better that your last nomination. Remind us when that was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Better that your last nomination. Remind us when that was? 'Serena Williams Tits'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: 'Serena Williams Tits'. I just reviewed my 7 pages of nominations and there’s some fucking cracking ones in there. Classics that a “site legend” like yourself could only dream of penning Give up now, you’re completely shit at this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This sounds remarkably like a Frank-type rant because his own legs are so painfully thin and full of rickets that they're scared to show them in public. He has the best pair of legs in the "business". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: I just reviewed my 7 pages of nominations and there’s some fucking cracking ones in there. Classics that a “site legend” like yourself could only dream of penning Give up now, you’re completely shit at this Was you masturbating in the mirror at the same time as you was congratulating yourself. Ejaculating and congratulating. You dirty fucking animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted May 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The guy hasn't got a funny bone in his body. You're not exactly a barrel of laughs yourself from what I can see of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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