PANZER MURPHY Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 I think the its exactly what the DUP need right now either him or wee sammy..not enough foaming bigots on the tv since trump and nigel went out with a whimper PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Meanwhile....up in the Maiden City, you really have to be a cunt of "Trumpian" proportions to fuck off a fawning voter base to the extent this fucker has. Martina Anderson , convicted ira bomber, lifer and wicked witch of the west impersonator is being asked to "stand aside" from her roll as a Sinn fein MLA . Turns out she`s an unlikable bastard which, bearing in mind who she represented is hardly surprising, but even they couldn`t stomach her. That has to be some kind of awful. Hopefully she`ll disappear into a woodchipper in a freak accident caught on video and posted on BestGore for posterity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Meanwhile....up in the Maiden City, you really have to be a cunt of "Trumpian" proportions to fuck off a fawning voter base to the extent this fucker has. Martina Anderson , convicted ira bomber, lifer and wicked witch of the west impersonator is being asked to "stand aside" from her roll as a Sinn fein MLA . Turns out she`s an unlikable bastard which, bearing in mind who she represented is hardly surprising, but even they couldn`t stomach her. That has to be some kind of awful. Hopefully she`ll disappear into a woodchipper in a freak accident caught on video and posted on BestGore for posterity. She looks exactly like the old Tom that frank had with him when we had an eyeball in the sugarloaf Cannon Street, she drank whiskey and chained smoked whilst shouting at him from the pub doorway, smelt a bit off too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 Poor old frank, if he gives her the flick the last thing he`ll hear as he sinks into his proton will be a click. That said, looking at that face for any extended period you`d probably drive off beachy head if you thought the proton would make it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 10 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Meanwhile....up in the Maiden City, you really have to be a cunt of "Trumpian" proportions to fuck off a fawning voter base to the extent this fucker has. Martina Anderson , convicted ira bomber, lifer and wicked witch of the west impersonator is being asked to "stand aside" from her roll as a Sinn fein MLA . Turns out she`s an unlikable bastard which, bearing in mind who she represented is hardly surprising, but even they couldn`t stomach her. That has to be some kind of awful. Hopefully she`ll disappear into a woodchipper in a freak accident caught on video and posted on BestGore for posterity. I was just about to give you a like for this but the ‘cunt of Trumpian proportions’ comment made me reconsider and go with my initial thoughts and call you a cunt instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 6, 2021 Report Share Posted May 6, 2021 17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I think the its exactly what the DUP need right now either him or wee sammy..not enough foaming bigots on the tv since trump and nigel went out with a whimper PANZERMURPHYBABY 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 06/05/2021 at 23:16, King Billy said: 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 Laffin..maybe ya should re phrase it to NO SELL OUT PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 06/05/2021 at 23:16, King Billy said: 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Well, he's only gone and Pootered into the top job in the political wing of Evangelical Protestantism! He really is a tin-foil hat merchant. Luckily, he’ll gaffe himself out of the job by Christmas, otherwise, the DUP will join Labour and we’ll be writing obituaries for both parties. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Well, he's only gone and Pootered into the top job in the political wing of Evangelical Protestantism! He really is a tin-foil hat merchant. Luckily, he’ll gaffe himself out of the job by Christmas, otherwise, the DUP will join Labour and we’ll be writing obituaries for both parties. Quite a roll-call of leaders - from the screaming gibbon Paisley to the Robinson bloke whose wife was shagging a student young enough to be her grandson, to the long-lost Mitchell brother in a chemo-wig Arlene. Makes Labour look almost normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Poots looks like Dumbo, in just about every way you can imagine. What the fuck have they been putting in the water in Norn Iron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What the fuck have they been putting in the water in Norn Iron? Fenians with concrete boots on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, Cockyroach said: Quite a roll-call of leaders - from the screaming gibbon Paisley to the Robinson bloke whose wife was shagging a student young enough to be her grandson, to the long-lost Mitchell brother in a chemo-wig Arlene. Makes Labour look almost normal. 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 REMEMBER 1690 🇬🇧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 REMEMBER 1690 🇬🇧 Robinson's missus was old enough to remember 1690. It amazed me at the time how that young lad could bring himself to smash the granny out of it (pun intended). In the end I think he told her he had testicular cancer to avoid seeing her again, which was ridiculous. Everyone knows it's AIDS you pretend to have in that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 27 minutes ago, Cockyroach said: Quite a roll-call of leaders - from the screaming gibbon Paisley to the Robinson bloke whose wife was shagging a student young enough to be her grandson, to the long-lost Mitchell brother in a chemo-wig Arlene. Makes Labour look almost normal. Fuck me, we still have a very long way to go as a species. One likes to think the UK PLC is a pretty good place to live, not the greatest but definitely in the top 10. However, look across the paddy sea and the new top bloke and his party are basically hard right Christian fundamentalists who even the average yank, mid west hick might balk at. Irish reunification is inevitable and I just hope I’m alive to see the shit storm that kicks off between the pack a backwards, vicious, inbred cunts that live there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me, we still have a very long way to go as a species. One likes to think the UK PLC is a pretty good place to live, not the greatest but definitely in the top 10. However, look across the paddy sea and the new top bloke and his party are basically hard right Christian fundamentalists who even the average yank, mid west hick might balk at. Irish reunification is inevitable and I just hope I’m alive to see the shit storm that kicks off between the pack a backwards, vicious, inbred cunts that live there I'll certainly be laffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me, we still have a very long way to go as a species. One likes to think the UK PLC is a pretty good place to live, not the greatest but definitely in the top 10. However, look across the paddy sea and the new top bloke and his party are basically hard right Christian fundamentalists who even the average yank, mid west hick might balk at. Irish reunification is inevitable and I just hope I’m alive to see the shit storm that kicks off between the pack a backwards, vicious, inbred cunts that live there Repent and you shall be saved. The wages of sin are death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Repent and you shall be saved. The wages of sin are death. I'm happy to provide absolution, for a fee. It's about time this religious shit was properly commercialised, it's all been a bit amateur so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Repent and you shall be saved. The wages of sin are death. Who’ll win when it comes down to it; your lot or the fenian cunts? Good luck to the Irish coppers and army sorting it out whilst we piss our pants laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Who’ll win when it comes down to it; your lot or the fenian cunts? Good luck to the Irish coppers and army sorting it out whilst we piss our pants laughing My former homeland is a crazy place Stubbs. Two communities who detest each other with every breath they take. And no matter which path the future takes the only guarantee is that there will be a pile of fucking trouble. I laugh every time there’s a so called riot shown on the news here on the mainland as my first thought is ‘Call that a fucking riot?’ Throwing bricks and petrol bombs at the fenians was a right of passage when I was a youngster and it’s still the no.1 participation sport for both sides as far as I can make out. (So it is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: My former homeland is a crazy place Stubbs. Two communities who detest each other with every breath they take. And no matter which path the future takes the only guarantee is that there will be a pile of fucking trouble. I laugh every time there’s a so called riot shown on the news here on the mainland as my first thought is ‘Call that a fucking riot?’ Throwing bricks and petrol bombs at the fenians was a right of passage when I was a youngster and it’s still the no.1 participation sport for both sides as far as I can make out. (So it is). With all due respect to your loyalties, Bill, the UK should have just handed over the north and given three years for those that want to continue to be British to move to the mainland. My feeling is, and always has been, that protestants in the North are ultimately more Irish than British and that you'll work it out in the end without need for your betters to be involved. Yes, there will be carnage, but you can't stall it forever. Those in the south are so pussy whipped by the EU I suspect if given free reign it wouldn't take long for the Anglicans to take control of the whole damn island. After all, you only have to bribe them with Dairy Milk. After a diet of three potato meals a day for the last 200 years your takeover is guaranteed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Goober said: With all due respect to your loyalties, Bill, the UK should have just handed over the north and given three years for those that want to continue to be British to move to the mainland. My feeling is, and always has been, that protestants in the North are ultimately more Irish than British and that you'll work it out in the end without need for your betters to be involved. Yes, there will be carnage, but you can't stall it forever. Those in the south are so pussy whipped by the EU I suspect if given free reign it wouldn't take long for the Anglicans to take control of the whole damn island. After all, you only have to bribe them with Dairy Milk. After a diet of three potato meals a day for the last 200 years your takeover is guaranteed. 🇬🇧 NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Tonight they're gonna party like its 1699 PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 12 hours ago, Goober said: t's about time this religious shit was properly commercialised, it's all been a bit amateur so far. I think the Catholics might disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 12 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I think the Catholics might disagree. All the more reason to burn them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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