Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 23 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Not since that old bloke called Alison pegged it unfortunately not like Bing Crosby actually in the middle of a round. I assumed your favourite golfer would be Tony Spacklin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I assumed your favourite golfer would be Tony Spacklin. Mong Daley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I assumed your favourite golfer would be Tony Spacklin. I remember watching Jacklin's hole in one on TV during a lesson at schol. The teacher was a young PE master and an avid golf cunt. (Notice, NOT a young PE CUNT and an avid golf MASTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 36 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Do you watch golf? I’d like to take the entire set of clubs and smash then one at a time over his pig shit thick skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: I remember watching Jacklin's hole in one on TV during a lesson at schol. The teacher was a young PE master and an avid golf cunt. (Notice, NOT a young PE CUNT and an avid golf MASTER. I hope straight after he dragged you to the stationary cupboard and raped your arsehole till prolapse. This would explain why you’re such a massive cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like to take the entire set of clubs and smash then one at a time over his pig shit thick skull. I would love to do that too Stubbers but the thought of waiting my turn in a three mile queue puts me off the idea slightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I hope straight after he dragged you to the stationary cupboard and raped your arsehole till prolapse. This would explain why you’re such a massive cunt I’m not sure it would. Possibly a contributing factor but imo it’s a genetic thing. The fucker is a goddam marvel of modern science. Jack Nicholson 1975 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: I would love to do that too Stubbers but the thought of waiting my turn in a three mile queue puts me off the idea slightly. I’d chance it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: I would love to do that too Stubbers but the thought of waiting my turn in a three mile queue puts me off the idea slightly. That could get very messy. People in the queue would be beating each other to death just to marginally increase their chance of being able to swing a driver into his noggin before he drew his last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 37 minutes ago, King Billy said: I would love to do that too Stubbers but the thought of waiting my turn in a three mile queue puts me off the idea slightly. One day the denizens of the Corner had finally had enough of W&D and after capturing him decided to kick him to death. They formed a very British orderly queue and patiently waited for their turn to give W&D a good shoeing. By the time King Billy got to the front of the queue he was a bit bored of watching W&D getting hoofed so he slugged him in the eye and gave him an uppercut. Admin immediately called a halt to proceedings. "Cease and desist, you can't punch him, this is the queue for kicking !" King Billy replied "Well, where is the queue for punching then ?" Admin answered "There is no punchline" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: One day the denizens of the Corner had finally had enough of W&D and after capturing him decided to kick him to death. They formed a very British orderly queue and patiently waited for their turn to give W&D a good shoeing. By the time King Billy got to the front of the queue he was a bit bored of watching W&D getting hoofed so he slugged him in the eye and gave him an uppercut. Admin immediately called a halt to proceedings. "Cease and desist, you can't punch him, this is the queue for kicking !" King Billy replied "Well, where is the queue for punching then ?" Admin answered "There is no punchline" I had tickets to see that 7’9” snooker player but the queue was too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 On 06/04/2021 at 23:42, King Billy said: I had tickets to see that 7’9” snooker player but the queue was too long. I used to play telekinetic snooker. But I'm not in the right frame of mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 The closest women should get to mens sport is washing and ironing the kit. Fuck off Lesbo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Jesus. Are we absolutely sure this isn't just that speech-defected fragile leftie cock-snorkeler Chris Packham with a clip-on ponytail and his clackerbag gaffer-taped to his leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 There's certainly a fake positive discrimination policy going on but beyond that the calibre of match commentary and cycling commentry is abysmal. Most of it sounds like tittering adolescent schoolboys discussing their pokemon card collection. No sense of style, no feel for language, no grasp of the audience listening in, no depth of knowledge, often too much technical bits and circulating gossip, in short DRAINED OF MATURITY AND PERSONALITY Ephemeral abd instantly forgotten like the event being commented on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The closest women should get to mens sport is washing and ironing the kit. Fuck off Lesbo's. I doubt whether any decent wench would get within a mile of your top or shorts with a shit tyre tread of such stinking richness you could start a tomato gro bag in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 There's 3 female jockeys in this year's national. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There's certainly a fake positive discrimination policy going on but beyond that the calibre of match commentary and cycling commentry is abysmal. Most of it sounds like tittering adolescent schoolboys discussing their pokemon card collection. No sense of style, no feel for language, no grasp of the audience listening in, no depth of knowledge, often too much technical bits and circulating gossip, in short DRAINED OF MATURITY AND PERSONALITY Ephemeral abd instantly forgotten like the event being commented on. I mentioned this before on here. I was listening to a spurs match on the radio one weekday evening and the female commentator was fucking hopeless. Long pauses, getting players names wrong "There's Sissoko with the ball, er........sorry its .....er......Sanchez" a few times the co-commentator had to correct her. Just hopeless. Apparently she played for England, so a top quality player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I mentioned this before on here. I was listening to a spurs match on the radio one weekday evening and the female commentator was fucking hopeless. Long pauses, getting players names wrong "There's Sissoko with the ball, er........sorry its .....er......Sanchez" a few times the co-commentator had to correct her. Just hopeless. Apparently she played for England, so a top quality player. There is an up-its-own-arse sports establishment that rubs in tandem with other organisations like the BBC and ITV and major advertisers who depend on squeaky clean, feminine/youth orientated marketing techniques. It's all about surface and ratings. On top of that you have a fucking annointed royalty in sports management like Hugh Brasher (London Marathon) courtesy of Chris Brasher (howz your father) "Lord" Sebastian Coe (howz your Hague) then you have all the fucking athletics/tennis/equestrian/rowing/bollocks which is so clearly dependent on comfortable middle class mainly white privately educated privilege its unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: There is an up-its-own-arse sports establishment that rubs in tandem with other organisations like the BBC and ITV and major advertisers who depend on squeaky clean, feminine/youth orientated marketing techniques. It's all about surface and ratings. On top of that you have a fucking annointed royalty in sports management like Hugh Brasher (London Marathon) courtesy of Chris Brasher (howz your father) "Lord" Sebastian Coe (howz your Hague) then you have all the fucking athletics/tennis/equestrian/rowing/bollocks which is so clearly dependent on comfortable middle class mainly white privately educated privilege its unbelievable. Hate athletics. What is the point of Discus, Hammer throwing, javelin, pole vaulting and that one where you lob a cannon ball? The sprinting races are always won by muscular black people and the long distance races are won by skinny black people. Fucking wank the lot of it. My dog Minton, swallowed a shuttle cock last week. Bad Minton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My dog Minton, swallowed a shuttle cock last week. Bad Minton. Did it belong to Pen?, she's got a cock. LoL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hate athletics. What is the point of Discus, Hammer throwing, javelin, pole vaulting and that one where you lob a cannon ball? The sprinting races are always won by muscular black people and the long distance races are won by skinny black people. Fucking wank the lot of it. My dog Minton, swallowed a shuttle cock last week. Bad Minton. It's noticeable that sports amenable to open competition and not under the favour of inherited wealth involve a much more socially and racially diverse field of competitors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's noticeable that sports amenable to open competition and not under the favour of inherited wealth involve a much more socially and racially diverse field of competitors. The Duke of Edinburgh was the World Carriage driving champion on several occasions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Duke of Edinburgh was the World Carriage driving champion on several occasions... He just escaped court and the injured mother and baby were crucified by our most gracious press for "being there" as he performed his competition routine on the Sandringham supply roads bathed in blinding late afternoon winter sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 40 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's noticeable that sports amenable to open competition and not under the favour of inherited wealth involve a much more socially and racially diverse field of competitors. I hope you get beaten to death by a dozen pissed up millwall supporting neo nazis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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