Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 The temperature gets above 12 degrees for one cunting day and all the scummy fuckers in every city in the country crawl away from watching ITV 3 and rock up on mass at the park. Expect spikes in chink flu in a fortnight which is the time it’ll take to clear up all the rubbish and plastic left behind and the puke, shite and seminal fluid to biodegrade. What a great opportunity to carpet bomb every park with napalm, cluster bombs and white phos the next time the sun comes out. The survivors can by machine gunned and buried in the bomb craters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The temperature gets above 12 degrees for one cunting day and all the scummy fuckers in every city in the country crawl away from watching ITV 3 and rock up on mass at the park. Expect spikes in chink flu in a fortnight which is the time it’ll take to clear up all the rubbish and plastic left behind and the puke, shite and seminal fluid to biodegrade. What a great opportunity to carpet bomb every park with napalm, cluster bombs and white phos the next time the sun comes out. The survivors can by machine gunned and buried in the bomb craters. Suns Out, Scums Out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 I've got a garden so I don't have to mix with the commoners in the park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 All under 25,Pepper spray the lot of the cunts and see them go crying to mummy about having their human rights infringed.Castrate the cunts,their offspring are going to be up their own arse fucking lefties anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 And in a typical fashion, the fucking pigs are leaving an ocean of garbage behind. Pictures: people left tons of rubbish in London's parks yesterday https://www.timeout.com/london/news/after-one-day-of-sun-londons-parks-are-covered-in-garbage-shame-033121. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 13 minutes ago, Neil said: All under 25,Pepper spray the lot of the cunts and see them go crying to mummy about having their human rights infringed.Castrate the cunts,their offspring are going to be up their own arse fucking lefties anyway. Surely you’d want to take your pick of the more nubile ones as long as the don’t speak their modern upward inflection quasi yankified woke bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 At the risk of coming over all Eric here (so to speak) it's funny how many of the scumbags pictured in the parks are from the urban "vaccine hesitancy" demographic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, White Cunt said: And in a typical fashion, the fucking pigs are leaving an ocean of garbage behind. Pictures: people left tons of rubbish in London's parks yesterday https://www.timeout.com/london/news/after-one-day-of-sun-londons-parks-are-covered-in-garbage-shame-033121. One would have thought with today’s trend of surveillance cameras and facial recognition technology these cretins will get an invoice in the post (or via Twitter) for the bill for cleaning this fucking mess up? Plus a note to report to local sterilisation/death camps for immediate treatment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: At the risk of coming over all Eric here (so to speak) it's funny how many of the scumbags pictured in the parks are from the urban "vaccine hesitancy" demographic. There are more mutations harbouring in their beards than bats’ extrapolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: One would have thought with today’s trend of surveillance cameras and facial recognition technology these cretins will get an invoice in the post (or via Twitter) for the bill for cleaning this fucking mess up? Plus a note to report to local sterilisation/death camps for immediate treatment The cunts look too alike to spot the difference; even with high-tech it’s a challenging job on those Dolly-cloned, hairy, fat, tattooed, pierced twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've got a garden so I don't have to mix with the commoners in the park. You won’t be so flash when the empty beer cans are overflowing into the street and the commoners are surrounding your house shouting ‘Let’s have a fucking look at you ya Cunt!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: And in a typical fashion, the fucking pigs are leaving an ocean of garbage behind. Pictures: people left tons of rubbish in London's parks yesterday https://www.timeout.com/london/news/after-one-day-of-sun-londons-parks-are-covered-in-garbage-shame-033121. Pigs? I didn't see any police there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: At the risk of coming over all Eric here (so to speak) it's funny how many of the scumbags pictured in the parks are from the urban "vaccine hesitancy" demographic. The ones on the news here were Scottish, Baws. Of course Scots getting pissed in the park is a phenomenon so common I’m surprised they didn’t make the wee Ned hold up the days’ newspaper for verification this was not stock footage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 Where's a few Eltiona Skanas when you need some?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 I am not happy with the use of this foreign temperature scale imposed on us from Europe .. I would rather see the English fahrenheit scale used. 50F is fucking cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 37 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am not happy with the use of this foreign temperature scale imposed on us from Europe .. I would rather see the English fahrenheit scale used. 50F is fucking cold. Good morning, prehistoric megafauna pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pigs? I didn't see any police there. No, just Londoners. At least they're staying in London and not fucking the rest of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: No, just Londoners. At least they're staying in London and not fucking the rest of the country. Seeing as its London I bet only half of them were actually born there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 Not with you hanging about in it you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Not with you hanging about in it you cunt. How much time do you spend hanging around in parks? Until the doggers have all finished on your face, or longer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Not with you hanging about in it you cunt. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 If by park you mean multi-storey car park, then yes, and please throw yourself from the top deck while you're there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If by park you mean multi-storey car park, then yes, and please throw yourself from the top deck while you're there. Who are you responding to? Or is this a memo to yourself? If the latter, I agree with the sentiment. Make sure it's at least 6 storeys though, we wouldn't want you to survive and become a dribbling simpleton - any more than you already are, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eh? Eh yourself you KGB Ice Cream Van Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 16 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: How much time do you spend hanging around in parks? Until the doggers have all finished on your face, or longer? So you DON'T pick up your dog shit and bag it like a real man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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