southerncunt Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 I hate cunts who do this. When I was in England I found most people understood the unwritten rule, but over here there are heaps of cunts who don’t. Yes I’m aware you will highlight “heaps of cunts” and reference the entire country, which is why I didn’t write “heaps of cunts over here”.... There are heaps of cunts, however. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 At least the Abos are usually too drunk to drive, or the scale of your problem would be considerably worse. I detest these inconsiderate and ungrateful cunts too, and I've long lamented the fact that I can't order surface-to-surface missiles as a factory fitted option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 I hate cunts who stop dead in the road so that they can do some pointless virtue signalling. There is no "unwritten rule", there's a perectly good system set out for dealing with junctions. READ THE FUCKING HIGHWAY CODE. Why complicate and confuse things by making up your own fucking rules? Flashing your lights is a warning of your presence, it means the same as blowing your horn; it's not an invitation to perform some unspecified manoeuvre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 I have always viewed the Audi 100 saloon as the most annoying car ever made. I was taking my deeply religious and god fearing sister hopping when one of these hideous and evil cars cut in front of me. Up to that point in time my sister had never ever heard me swear. She reckoned that out of the next 23 words I spoke 17 were swear words. She was not impressed when I drew alongside the Audi 100 a few minutes later in a supermarket car park and hurled a few more words of abuse at the driver. This resulted in the little old lady driver of the Audi coming my window to ask me whether or not I had, had a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 This boils my piss as well. In London it's usually Africans who are the biggest culprits. Fucking pig shit ignorant bastards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 I only wave my acknowledgement if the other vehicle is waiting with their indicator flashing to indicate their intention to move out and pass the obstruction once I've passed. If they haven't then how the fuck do I know if they've only just pulled over to park and I wave at them as if I'm congratulating them on their parking skills?? No indicator - fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 57 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have always viewed the Audi 100 saloon as the most annoying car ever made... Can't be many left of those left on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have always viewed the Audi 100 saloon as the most annoying car ever made. I was taking my deeply religious and god fearing sister hopping when one of these hideous and evil cars cut in front of me. Up to that point in time my sister had never ever heard me swear. She reckoned that out of the next 23 words I spoke 17 were swear words. She was not impressed when I drew alongside the Audi 100 a few minutes later in a supermarket car park and hurled a few more words of abuse at the driver. This resulted in the little old lady driver of the Audi coming my window to ask me whether or not I had, had a good day. I don't think the make and model of the car is at fault here, more an issue with the gender of the driver. Ain't that right lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: I hate cunts who do this. When I was in England I found most people understood the unwritten rule, but over here there are heaps of cunts who don’t. Yes I’m aware you will highlight “heaps of cunts” and reference the entire country, which is why I didn’t write “heaps of cunts over here”.... There are heaps of cunts, however. It’s down to gravity issues, SC, not the people being ungrateful wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've long lamented the fact that I can't order surface-to-surface missiles as a factory fitted option. You need to have a word with 'Q', Mr Bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: I hate cunts who do this. When I was in England I found most people understood the unwritten rule, but over here there are heaps of cunts who don’t. Yes I’m aware you will highlight “heaps of cunts” and reference the entire country, which is why I didn’t write “heaps of cunts over here”.... There are heaps of cunts, however. That hook turn nonsense you have over there can’t be helpful, SC. I gave up trying to execute one without closing my eyes and blasting the horn. A fucking mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 7 hours ago, southerncunt said: I hate cunts who do this. When I was in England I found most people understood the unwritten rule, but over here there are heaps of cunts who don’t. Yes I’m aware you will highlight “heaps of cunts” and reference the entire country, which is why I didn’t write “heaps of cunts over here”.... There are heaps of cunts, however. Being a rural dweller, I've noticed that every conceivable passing place has a massive fuck off big pothole just as you enter it. Clearly I try to avoid these or at least go in a slow as possible. Unfortunately the dickheads coming the other way rarely seem to grasp this blindingly obvious fact of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Flashing your lights is a warning of your presence, it means the same as blowing your horn; Flashing your cock is more effective during daylight hours, I’ve always found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 10 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was taking my deeply religious and god fearing sister hopping I didn’t realise your sister only had one leg. Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could donate your middle one to help her out Jake. I’m sure the surgeon would be able to trim a metre or two off the length to fit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I didn’t realise your sister only had one leg. Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you could donate your middle one to help her out Jake. I’m sure the surgeon would be able to trim a metre or two off the length to fit. I feel sorry for poor old pen; she must have a shriveled bell end from the dunking it takes in the freezing bog water every time she takes a piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: Flashing your cock is more effective during daylight hours, I’ve always found. It gets caught up in the steering wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It gets caught up in the steering wheel. I meant on the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 11 hours ago, King Billy said: I meant on the bus. It won't bend round the little windy stairs and the conductors keep tripping over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It won't bend round the little windy stairs and the conductors keep tripping over it. Conductors???? When was the last time you were on a bus, bus wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Conductors???? When was the last time you were on a bus, bus wanker? 1982 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: 1982 Probably listening to this then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Probably listening to this then I was in Coventry for a while in the late 70s and saw them a few times. We thought of them as a sort of Happy-Shopper Toots and the Maytals. Fair play though, you can see their point, the place was an absolute pit; I wouldn't have gone unarmed on a bus there. I was glad to get shut of it and haven't been back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 11 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I was in Coventry for a while in the late 70s and saw them a few times. We thought of them as a sort of Happy-Shopper Toots and the Maytals. Fair play though, you can see their point, the place was an absolute pit; I wouldn't have gone unarmed on a bus there. I was glad to get shut of it and haven't been back. Makes you wonder when the only place of interest there is a bombed out church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Probably listening to this then That was filmed in The Rotherhithe Tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2021 Report Share Posted March 31, 2021 17 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I was in Coventry for a while in the late 70s and saw them a few times. We thought of them as a sort of Happy-Shopper Toots and the Maytals. Fair play though, you can see their point, the place was an absolute pit; I wouldn't have gone unarmed on a bus there. I was glad to get shut of it and haven't been back. Hence the saying “sent to Coventry” cuz no cunt wants to go there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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