Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 (edited) Little known epidemiologist and author Shanna has written a book called 'Countdown'. She claims that due to the modern world affecting mankind by toxins in what we eat, drink, and the air we breathe, sperm counts are down 60% since 1973, and by 2045 it will be 0%. She goes on to claim mankind is doomed, and to add to the grief, penis' are shrinking at quite a steady rate. I feel sorry for the likes of Frank and Punkers, as not so much to chew on, and less of a meal. Edited March 19, 2021 by Witheredscrote Dogs are not effected Joker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I feel sorry for the likes of Frank and Punkers, as not so much to chew on, and less of a meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Bawsey, just a thought. Do Complan do a jizz flavoured one. (asking for a friend) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 45 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If they were French goose eggs they would already be loaded with sperm wouldn't they 'Scrotes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Bawsey, just a thought. Do Complan do a jizz flavoured one. (asking for a friend) There's a good chance they're all jizz flavoured, regardless of what it says on the box, although I suppose that depends to an extent on who's making them for you, er, I mean, for your friend. You might want to try Fortisip instead, which is so good it's become the black market equivalent of cigarettes in places like Broadmoor. This might help explain why the Yorkshire Ripper got so fucking fat, although in his case an addiction to Jaffa Cakes also played its part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Little known epidemiologist and author Shanna has written a book called 'Countdown'. She claims that due to the modern world affecting mankind by toxins in what we eat, drink, and the air we breathe, sperm counts are down 60% since 1973, and by 2045 it will be 0%. She goes on to claim mankind is doomed, and to add to the grief, penis' are shrinking at quite a steady rate. I feel sorry for the likes of Frank and Punkers, as not so much to chew on, and less of a meal. I quite enjoyed 'Children of Men', which this daft cunt has obviously read/watched far too many times. Saying that, if you compare the 94 year old Pen's cock with most twenty year old males, "she's" got at least half a foot on them. Shanna might be on to something. Lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I quite enjoyed 'Children of Men', which this daft cunt has obviously read/watched far too many times. Saying that, if you compare the 94 year old Pen's cock with most twenty year old males, "she's" got at least half a foot on them. Shanna might be on to something. Lol. Fuck off. Pen must have enough unused sticky stuff stored in his enormous virgin sac to inseminate the entire Northern hemisphere for at least the next 100 years. Extinction would be a far better outcome though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 22 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Little known epidemiologist and author Shanna has written a book called 'Countdown'. She claims that due to the modern world affecting mankind by toxins in what we eat, drink, and the air we breathe, sperm counts are down 60% since 1973, and by 2045 it will be 0%. She goes on to claim mankind is doomed, and to add to the grief, penis' are shrinking at quite a steady rate. I feel sorry for the likes of Frank and Punkers, as not so much to chew on, and less of a meal. Adding to the fact that we have been cloning ourselves to oblivion and have hardly any genetic diversity left should have been a part of the narrative. I don’t see humans surviving beyond 2100, unless we somehow magic the problems away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Adding to the fact that we have been cloning ourselves to oblivion and have hardly any genetic diversity left should have been a part of the narrative. I don’t see humans surviving beyond 2100, unless we somehow magic the problems away. Maybe it's all in the book. I am going to give it a read. As for the cloning, could there possibly be more than one Frank out there. I shudder to think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 23 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Little known epidemiologist and author Shanna has written a book called 'Countdown'. She claims that due to the modern world affecting mankind by toxins in what we eat, drink, and the air we breathe, sperm counts are down 60% since 1973, and by 2045 it will be 0%. She goes on to claim mankind is doomed, and to add to the grief, penis' are shrinking at quite a steady rate. I feel sorry for the likes of Frank and Punkers, as not so much to chew on, and less of a meal. Since none of this is relevant to your current physical condition Ifail to understand your interest or why the nom? I reckon your main motive is to elicity pornographic responses which may stoke the feeble flicker of what's left, after the multiple operations, which of your masculinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Maybe it's all in the book. I am going to give it a read. As for the cloning, could there possibly be more than one Frank out there. I shudder to think. It’s time to get Musk to get out there and catch us some aliens to breed with. Six-fingered hands and no-dick males are going mainstream pretty soon. As for Frank, he can call all bald males a family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 57 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Six-fingered hands and no-dick males are going mainstream pretty soon. It's already obligatory in Norfolk! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 6 hours ago, White Cunt said: Adding to the fact that we have been cloning ourselves to oblivion and have hardly any genetic diversity left should have been a part of the narrative. I don’t see humans surviving beyond 2100, unless we somehow magic the problems away. There is a lot of potential in genome tailoring, but the ethics people have put the brakes on most meaningful research. No such concerns for China, who are likely to take the lead on this in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Maybe it's all in the book. I am going to give it a read. As for the cloning, could there possibly be more than one Frank out there. I shudder to think. FWANK. v.2.0. with new improved legs. The six million drachma man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Since none of this is relevant to your current physical condition Ifail to understand your interest or why the nom? I reckon your main motive is to elicity pornographic responses which may stoke the feeble flicker of what's left, after the multiple operations, which of your masculinity. Could you repost this in some form of even semi literate English please? Just so I can be sure that it’s utter shite as usual. Thanks, you absolute Dipstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Could you repost this in some form of even semi literate English please? Just so I can be sure that it’s utter shite as usual. Thanks, you absolute Dipstick. Thanks for being a loyal customer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: There is a lot of potential in genome tailoring, but the ethics people have put the brakes on most meaningful research. No such concerns for China, who are likely to take the lead on this in the future. Time is running out and ethics can’t change this complex evolutionary process. Judging by the lapsed covid reaction, I don’t have any faith in any meaningful and timely attempts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Could you repost this in some form of even semi literate English please? Just so I can be sure that it’s utter shite as usual. Thanks, you absolute Dipstick. Thank you KB. I read it, and thought I was pissed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 I think lockdown, YouPorn and burnishing your todger down to a nubbin of a clitoris has plenty to do with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 22, 2021 Report Share Posted March 22, 2021 On 20/03/2021 at 14:59, Joker said: It's already obligatory in Norfolk! Are they the Nofuck Broads? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.