ChildeHarold Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 On 04/04/2021 at 20:41, Weary&Disgusted said: He is an annoying depraved commie, but I do sort of admire his dogged persistence. Hopefully he will eventually become a bit more coherent. Nah nah, Harold will kiss it better petal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 On 06/04/2021 at 22:32, Eric Cuntman said: I shall lend you my copy of 'Komodo Dragon Anal Creampie'. Does that get me to Mornington Crescent without repetition, deviation or hesitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Does that get me to Mornington Crescent without repetition, deviation or hesitation. I'm sorry I haven't a clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Nah nah, Harold will kiss it better petal. Have you ever considered becoming a Rastafarian, H ? I think you would enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Does that get me to Mornington Crescent without repetition, deviation or hesitation. If you go Round The Horne, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 07/03/2021 at 00:09, Cockyroach said: My lords, ladys and fucking gentlemen I come to you today to bemoan the state of the modern skin-flick. Now in the old days when I was an ankle biter, the quality was such it wouldn't take even the most impotent little shit to erupt like mount etna at the sight of the beauties on offer - for example the Mayfair mags, the film's of the 70s and 80s and all that jazz, or jizz. Proper natural beauties, no filler, no boob jobs, Botox and the like. Fast forward 40 years and my eyes are assaulted with the sight of what looks like an African famine victim smashing in a botoxed fucking stepford wife until her cunt resembles a prolapsed basketball hoop. And this is supposed to be what exactly, erotic, or something? Fucking hell, I'd do three lines of coke, take two viagras and you know what? I still couldn't fucking get anywhere with that utter fucking wank (pun intended). What really fucked up is that all the millennials and gen z cunts are into all that shit, apparently it's never been as popular. Well fuck that, no wonder birth rates are dropping like a stone across the west, if all the young blood is busy having their tiny fucking minds warped by that shit. If the situation doesn't improve I'm going to get even more coked up and lead a crack team of Ron Jeremy, Seka, Esther Rantzen and the no doubt still AIDS infected corpse of John Holmes and reclaim the San Fernando Valley. Any of you cunts are welcome to join, just bring your own charlie and don't shake my fucking hand. My grandmother has been in the industry for some time, and was in the running for "Anal Octogenarian" of the year. When I heard she was a runner up, I asked my grandad if old Joan was feeling disappointed with the result. He told me she "was taking it hard". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 08/03/2021 at 16:03, Stubby Pecker said: An open goal even a Norwich City "marksman" couldn't miss. We're back in the promised land, Stubby, fucking champions! It's just a shame that we'll be back amongst the shit come August 2022, the canaries yo-yo more than that disgusting fucking pig Katie Price's knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 8, 2021 Report Share Posted May 8, 2021 47 minutes ago, Decimus said: We're back in the promised land, Stubby, fucking champions! It's just a shame that we'll be back amongst the shit come August 2022, the canaries yo-yo more than that disgusting fucking pig Katie Price's knickers. Could be worse, Decs. We could be Rotherham fans. Three relegations and two promotions in the last five seasons yo-yoing between the Championship and League 1. OTBC. Mind the gap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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