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9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

An interesting theory. I personally subscribe to the notion that he's simply a total fucking basket case.

He is an annoying depraved commie, but I do sort of admire his dogged persistence.  Hopefully he will  eventually become a bit more coherent.  

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3 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

He is an annoying depraved commie, but I do sort of admire his dogged persistence.  Hopefully he will  eventually become a bit more coherent.  

I quite like a few nutjobs around the place. I know I'm a grenade with a loose pin, but they remind me I'm a little way short of Thorazine and bouncy wallpaper.

Bless their little loony cotton socks.

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On 03/04/2021 at 23:36, Goober said:

What a pity that absolutely no one else shares your sentiment. 

Do try a little harder to fit in and be a little more relevant, you very strange, disturbed, idiot. 

Well Dave I am at a real loss to explain this. The 2000 ChildeHarold series has never made an error. This is a fact Dave. I suggest you replace the faulty unit and wait for it to fail. 

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35 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Well Dave I am at a real loss to explain this. The 2000 ChildeHarold series has never made an error. This is a fact Dave. I suggest you replace the faulty unit and wait for it to fail. 

Out of likes, obviously.

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1 hour ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said:

Out of likes, obviously.

Do you see what I'm doing? I'm trying to manipulate Dave into making a mistake. What do you think Rupert. Do you think it will work or will I have to rebuild my time machine and travel back to your first ever post The Corner and get Brian to write a book about it. 

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2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Do you see what I'm doing? I'm trying to manipulate Dave into making a mistake. What do you think Rupert. Do you think it will work or will I have to rebuild my time machine and travel back to your first ever post The Corner and get Brian to write a book about it. 

Make sure you make a  back up copy of your mind.  The non linear process of time travel could corrupt your neural networks further.  

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On 05/04/2021 at 21:33, ChildeHarold said:

Don't tell Lois. 

Getting this nom back on track Harold, what type of porn do you like to watch?

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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Giraffe Bukkake Apocalypse IV

A solid choice, despite not having quite the artistic integrity and idiosyncratic whimsy of I, II and III. 

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good work Harold. If it hadn't been so obvious, it would almost have been funny.

I almost gave him a like for that but, well, you know...

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2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Anal spaz carnage. (with subtitles)

Harold starred in that classic I believe - 'Faecal-covered cerebral palsy twink No.3' is his IMDB listing.

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2 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Even now, I'd be happy to win a night out with Mary Millington

It'd be a million times better than shooting your muck up Gemma Collins, that's for certain.

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