ChildeHarold Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 Just now, Joker said: I had, but I'm such a selfish cunt (much like every other poster on here) I really don't give a fuck about other people's problems. I think you would be good at it because despite what you say, defensiveky, you displat a degree of empathy and insight in your posts entirelt lacking in the cloth cap carbuncle mafia whi are an utter drag on this site and drive more interesting people away in droves. Then you have complacent White Power Billy pretending his happy with everything. Guy needs a reality check. Perhaps an interview with Oprah might sort him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think you would be good at it because despite what you say, defensiveky, you displat a degree of empathy and insight in your posts entirelt lacking in the cloth cap carbuncle mafia whi are an utter drag on this site and drive more interesting people away in droves. Then you have complacent White Power Billy pretending his happy with everything. Guy needs a reality check. Perhaps an interview with Oprah might sort him out. Why, thank you, I'll mention it at my next job-search interview, social work seemed like a closed shop to a cunt like me, there's obviously money to be made in other peoples misery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I think you would be good at it because despite what you say, defensiveky, you displat a degree of empathy and insight in your posts entirelt lacking in the cloth cap carbuncle mafia whi are an utter drag on this site and drive more interesting people away in droves. Then you have complacent White Power Billy pretending his happy with everything. Guy needs a reality check. Perhaps an interview with Oprah might sort him out. I hope you don't mind me asking H but have you had a stroke? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 17 minutes ago, Neil said: I hope you don't mind me asking H but have you had a stroke? I could do with a holiday. I was hoping the Corner could have a whip round for an 18-30 Club Mediterranean luxury hotel and pool vacation. Dec has chipped in half his life savings so I'm off to a flying start with £5. Can you manage a small emolument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Joker said: Why, thank you, I'll mention it at my next job-search interview, social work seemed like a closed shop to a cunt like me, there's obviously money to be made in other peoples misery! You could make a fortune just with Decimus. Then after he tops himself you can move onto more complex cases of geriatric degeneration such as Dyslexic and Last Cunt not to mention Major Cunt. In the absence of legal euthanasia you arw their ladt hope. I can hear the rustle of crisp plastic ten pound notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 On 07/03/2021 at 20:16, ChildeHarold said: Here you go again you fucking degenerate. Go to fucking church and start praying for a new outlook on life. That would be an ecumenical matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I was hoping the Corner could have a whip round for an 18-30 Club Mediterranean luxury hotel Have £8-13p from me towards your vacation you fucking wrongun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 On 07/03/2021 at 20:36, Fatty said: Could you irony me a shirt please? As long as you pick it up off the floor you shirtlifting iron. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I think you would be good at it because despite what you say, defensiveky, you displat a degree of empathy and insight in your posts entirelt lacking in the cloth cap carbuncle mafia whi are an utter drag on this site and drive more interesting people away in droves. Then you have complacent White Power Billy pretending his happy with everything. Guy needs a reality check. Perhaps an interview with Oprah might sort him out. An early morning appointment with Albert Pierrepoint would certainly be ideal for your requirements. Have a nice day Dickwipe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2021 Report Share Posted March 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Neil said: I hope you don't mind me asking H but have you had a stroke? ChildeAndrewMarr. LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You could make a fortune just with Decimus. Then after he tops himself you can move onto more complex cases of geriatric degeneration such as Dyslexic and Last Cunt not to mention Major Cunt. In the absence of legal euthanasia you arw their ladt hope. I can hear the rustle of crisp plastic ten pound notes. Proof read your own posts before you publish them will you? My dog could do better. Cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 On 08/03/2021 at 17:45, ChildeHarold said: I could do with a holiday. I was hoping the Corner could have a whip round for an 18-30 Club Mediterranean luxury hotel and pool vacation. Dec has chipped in half his life savings so I'm off to a flying start with £5. Can you manage a small emolument? Fancy places still in lockdown but if you are not too fussy, Pontins will be in full swing soon. There is also an upgrade for a Rhyl staycation, if you like it moist and cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 On 08/03/2021 at 22:38, King Billy said: An early morning appointment with Albert Pierrepoint would certainly be ideal for your requirements. Have a nice day Dickwipe. By God you must be Prince Philip going home in that car with a "I've had it" look on his face. Get well... soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 17, 2021 Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: By God you must be Prince Philip going home in that car with a "I've had it" look on his face. Get well... soon? Any thoughts on the arrest of a suspect over Stuart Lubbock's death? Apparently new evidence came to light - did I prick your conscience last week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 2, 2021 Report Share Posted April 2, 2021 On 09/03/2021 at 01:48, ChildeHarold said: You could make a fortune just with Decimus. Then after he tops himself you can move onto more complex cases of geriatric degeneration such as Dyslexic and Last Cunt not to mention Major Cunt. I’ve only just noticed this you simpering prick. Geriatric? Get fucked, boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’ve only just noticed this you simpering prick. Geriatric? Get fucked, boy. "Fucked" and "boy" in one sentence. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: "Fucked" and "boy" in one sentence. Reported. Denied 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Denied Accepted🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Accepted🤔 On a serious note Harold. Would you say you’ve made many friends on here? And which moderator do you feel you get on with the best? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: On a serious note Harold. Would you say you’ve made many friends on here? And which moderator do you feel you get on with the best? I enjoy the company of the rest of the team and find my efforts very fulfilling. I think at the end of the day that is all we can really hope for. Dave, what are you doing Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I enjoy the company of the rest of the team and find my efforts very fulfilling. I think at the end of the day that is all we can really hope for. Dave, what are you doing Dave? Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I enjoy the company of the rest of the team and find my efforts very fulfilling. I think at the end of the day that is all we can really hope for. Dave, what are you doing Dave? What a pity that absolutely no one else shares your sentiment. Do try a little harder to fit in and be a little more relevant, you very strange, disturbed, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 4, 2021 Report Share Posted April 4, 2021 20 hours ago, Goober said: What a pity that absolutely no one else shares your sentiment. Do try a little harder to fit in and be a little more relevant, you very strange, disturbed, idiot. I think Harold might be a next generation AI which someone has linked up to the corner in an attempt to get it to pass the Turing test. The garbled quote from Kubrick's Space Odyssey is the Haroldtron 3000 trying to hint at it's true identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 4, 2021 Report Share Posted April 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I think Harold might be a next generation AI which someone has linked up to the corner in an attempt to get it to pass the Turing test. An interesting theory. I personally subscribe to the notion that he's simply a total fucking basket case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 4, 2021 Report Share Posted April 4, 2021 13 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I think Harold might be a next generation AI which someone has linked up to the corner in an attempt to get it to pass the Turing test. The garbled quote from Kubrick's Space Odyssey is the Haroldtron 3000 trying to hint at it's true identity. Harold is the Turing Test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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