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2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

This one lost his marbles BEFORE he stumbled onto this site. A weird one and definitely not worth entertaining as he is utterly humourless and synthetic. 

You'll need all the humour you can muster where you're going. Sinister little gimp.

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28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Reported. 

You're rattling beyond belief after realising that your disgusting post which gleefully admitted wanting to see two 15 year olds have sex whilst pissing and shitting everywhere on each other hasn't gone down too well.

I've sent a screen shot to the police along with a summary of what's happened here. They don't take kindly to people fantasising about child sex and they love an easy collar to prove they're being proactive on nonce hunting. 

Expect a knock on your door after they've analysed your IP details. 

Sick, twisted cunt.

 

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4 hours ago, Neil said:

I would like to offer my professional advice on this. To enable me to cover all the details and give you the best possible advice could you please send a copy of the tape so as I may point you in the right direction,then we'll take it from there. Thanks.

Very noble, Neil. Commendable and selfless, as ever.

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7 minutes ago, Decimus said:

You're rattling beyond belief after realising that your disgusting post which gleefully admitted wanting to see two 15 year olds have sex whilst pissing and shitting everywhere on each other hasn't gone down too well.

I've sent a screen shot to the police along with a summary of what's happened here. They don't take kindly to people fantasising about child sex and they love an easy collar to prove they're being proactive on nonce hunting. 

Expect a knock on your door after they've analysed your IP details. 

Sick, twisted cunt.

Bravo, Decs! In order to speed these proceedings along I’ve provided the police with your name and contact details, so they can interview you if needs be for more details of this odious crime. (I gave them your mobile number and personal email rather than your office details, on the assumption that you’d be working from home next week – I trust that was OK?)

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Knowing what a fucking retarded, far left, terrorist supporting absolute fucking disgrace you are, it wouldn't surprise me if you were also an avid supporter of the P.I.E. along with some of your fellow Corbynite fanatics.

Get off the site, you sick, child sexualising fucking freak.

 

It’s high time you and a few others on here killed this cunt Decs....do press on!

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35 minutes ago, Fatty said:

This is priceless 

I'll give you that Fatboy. I haven't seen the Corner this lively in years. Obviously admin will no doubt hit the roof over this thread, but if only me and Dec's get banned it's a dire fucking liberty. 

I've got a feeling Harrold is actually Sidney Cooke, and is probably in some bail hostel for high risk nonces. 

Given his input today, and strong Labour roots I honestly wouldn't be suprised if he was Harriet Harmon's PA when she was the P.I.E's solicitor. 

@ChildeHarold you've been fucking rumbled you filthy beast, and once I obtain your IP address expect an immediate recall to HMP Albany. 

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Any chance we can all calm down? Most of the opinions expressed are tongue in cheek and should be interpreted as such. Great entertainment but threats of police action against members? Really? If Harold is a long term casualty however, life’s good.

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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Bravo, Decs! In order to speed these proceedings along I’ve provided the police with your name and contact details, so they can interview you if needs be for more details of this odious crime. (I gave them your mobile number and personal email rather than your office details, on the assumption that you’d be working from home next week – I trust that was OK?)

I'm sure you're already aware from reading my personal correspondence that due to the ongoing financial year end process it's easier for me to be in the office next week. Of course, if you'd rather direct the police to my home address I could cut out the middle man for you and call in sick.

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1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

Finish the cunt off, DC. There's no harm in getting a ban for outing a filthy nonce. 

Oh I’ve tried MC. Even Eric suggests the Cunt is impervious. Not after tonight though...I’ve been waiting for the spastic Cunt to piss @Decimusoff...and now, here we are. Tag team the Gobshite and make it slow and painful. I despise the Cunt.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

I'm sure you're already aware from reading my personal correspondence that due to the ongoing financial year end process it's easier for me to be in the office next week. Of course, if you'd rather direct the police to my home address I could cut out the middle man for you and call in sick.

Just as long as you get full sick pay, as well as saving money on travel. I'd hate to see you out of pocket.

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6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

In my book porn is porn. Poolside porn is even better. Surreptitious poolside porn is best of all. 99% Rating from me. Would have been 100% if they'd shat and pissed in the pool afterwards. 

I think you have just committed suicide you banal, warped, disgusting imbecile. It’s over for you...you’re finished here.

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4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Oh I’ve tried MC. Even Eric suggests the Cunt is impervious. Not after tonight though...I’ve been waiting for the spastic Cunt to piss @Decimusoff...and now, here we are. Tag team the Gobshite and make it slow and painful. I despise the Cunt.

I've been giving him a right fucking pasting tonight, DC, unless you've forgot your glasses mate. He's realised he's on a hiding to nothing after his earlier noncey posts. 

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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Oh I’ve tried MC. Even Eric suggests the Cunt is impervious. Not after tonight though...I’ve been waiting for the spastic Cunt to piss @Decimusoff...and now, here we are. Tag team the Gobshite and make it slow and painful. I despise the Cunt.

I'm disappointed that there isn't more uproar about this, DC. The freakish little cunt is already hugely despised by the vast majority of The Corner, so you'd imagine that any infraction would be heavily punished by all and sundry. That's why I'm amazed that a post from him admitting he'd enjoy watching underaged kids shit on each other hasn't resulted in a general explosion of hatred.

A year ago Pete PMd @Roadkill with a similarly vile, paedophilic fantasy, and the collective membership lost their shit. Fast forward 12 months and the vast majority of people on here are happy to just overlook degenerate, kiddy fucking fantasies. 

Either everyone on here has turned into a nonce sympathising fucking disgrace, or they're hard for Harold. Either way The Corner should be fucking ashamed of itself.

 

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15 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'll give you that Fatboy. I haven't seen the Corner this lively in years. Obviously admin will no doubt hit the roof over this thread, but if only me and Dec's get banned it's a dire fucking liberty. 

I've got a feeling Harrold is actually Sidney Cooke, and is probably in some bail hostel for high risk nonces. 

Given his input today, and strong Labour roots I honestly wouldn't be suprised if he was Harriet Harmon's PA when she was the P.I.E's solicitor. 

@ChildeHarold you've been fucking rumbled you filthy beast, and once I obtain your IP address expect an immediate recall to HMP Albany. 

If you’re banned so will I be, but I’m used to it, I however have a private cell

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm disappointed that there isn't more uproar about this, DC. The freakish little cunt is already hugely despised by the vast majority of The Corner, so you'd imagine that any infraction would be heavily punished by all and sundry. That's why I'm amazed that a post from him admitting he'd enjoy watching underaged kids shit on each other hasn't resulted in a general explosion of hatred.

A year ago Pete PMd @Roadkill with a similarly vile, paedophilic fantasy, and the collective membership lost their shit. Fast forward 12 months and the vast majority of people on here are happy to just overlook degenerate, kiddy fucking fantasies. 

Either everyone on here has turned into a nonce sympathising fucking disgrace, or they're hard for Harold. Either way The Corner should be fucking ashamed of itself.

 

I’ve outed numerous suspicious cunts only to be coolered by the left wing contingent!!!!!!!

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm disappointed that there isn't more uproar about this, DC. The freakish little cunt is already hugely despised by the vast majority of The Corner, so you'd imagine that any infraction would be heavily punished by all and sundry. That's why I'm amazed that a post from him admitting he'd enjoy watching underaged kids shit on each other hasn't resulted in a general explosion of hatred.

A year ago Pete PMd @Roadkill with a similarly vile, paedophilic fantasy, and the collective membership lost their shit. Fast forward 12 months and the vast majority of people on here are happy to just overlook degenerate, kiddy fucking fantasies. 

Either everyone on here has turned into a nonce sympathising fucking disgrace, or they're hard for Harold. Either way The Corner should be fucking ashamed of itself.

 

I know nothing, but I’d imagine that some of the adults, yet to log on tonight, won’t let this slide. I hope not. This shithead has been a blight on here but he’s just signed his own death warrant. In some ways, I’m elated, yet disgusted.

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20 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'll give you that Fatboy. I haven't seen the Corner this lively in years. Obviously admin will no doubt hit the roof over this thread, but if only me and Dec's get banned it's a dire fucking liberty. 

I've got a feeling Harrold is actually Sidney Cooke, and is probably in some bail hostel for high risk nonces. 

Given his input today, and strong Labour roots I honestly wouldn't be suprised if he was Harriet Harmon's PA when she was the P.I.E's solicitor. 

@ChildeHarold you've been fucking rumbled you filthy beast, and once I obtain your IP address expect an immediate recall to HMP Albany. 

With a tag like @childeharold how the fuck did he get on here?????

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13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Wait a year until the girl turns 16 then use the recording to blackmail her into getting some of the same action yourself. Everyone's a winner.

To be honest I zoned out of this thread after I posted last night. But I saw some of the comments about certain posts so I decided to look through. And to be honest Cunty, this post is a bit disturbing to say the least. Call me woke but seriously, it's a bit fucking sinister. 

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18 minutes ago, Fatty said:

If you’re banned so will I be, but I’m used to it, I however have a private cell

It's not a problem, mate. I've done plenty of bird both here, and in the real world. I've also got plenty of paper, and you can always find a screw who's willing to make life more comfortable. 

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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Your brain has clearly gone into its own form of permanent lockdown coming out with utter drivel. 

There's a line from Major Hogan to Lord Simmonson in one of the Sharpe novels "if you have any honour, you will take a gun, go behind one of those tents and blow what's left of your brains out".  

Eric might help you out with a gun.

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There's a line from Major Hogan to Lord Simmonson in one of the Sharpe novels "if you have any honour, you will take a gun, go behind one of those tents and blow what's left of your brains out".  

Eric might help you out with a gun.

I'd be more than prepared to place a sawn off 12 bore to his temple and pull both triggers, Gyps... 

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On second thoughts I'd put a cartridge in his groin first.
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13 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

It's not a problem, mate. I've done plenty of bird both here, and in the real world. I've also got plenty of paper, and you can always find a screw who's willing to make life more comfortable. 

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