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The mysterious case of the wet footprint


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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

You have sickened me and no doubt a good many other people on here, you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

Says the cunt who constantly makes scat references in his comments.

Hypocritical snowflake.

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16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’d be interested in the opinion of the assembled Cunts in a problem I was discussing with my elderly neighbour just now. 

In the early hours of Thursday morning, two 15 year old kids climbed the fence from the golf course into his pool area and began to help themselves. Two beers from his bar fridge, then they stripped off to their bare arses, cavorted in the pool and hot tub for half an hour, then proceeded to fuck like wild animals on one of his sun loungers, before drying off with his towels and calmly walking out of his gate into the early dawn light.  My neighbour spotted the footprints around his pool, then the towels and missing beers. He checked his CCTV first and saw the show, before asking me to check mine to see where they went. 

We know these kids. They live two streets away, and are mates with his grandchildren. His conundrum is what to do next, and we have boiled it down to five options.

1. Let it go. These are good kids from good families who saw an opportunity for a bit of fun. They didn’t cause any real damage and bringing it up will only cause them embarrassment. 

2. Take the footage to the police and demand a visit. There is the slight worry that he might technically be in involuntary possession of child pornography and thus end up in cuffs himself.

3. Storm round to the parents and demand reparations. 

4. Plead ignorance of their identity and post the footage on the neighbourhood Facebook page, letting mob justice do the heavy lifting. This also runs the risk of distribution of child porn without heavy editing of the tape.

5. Keep quiet, but let them know you have the tape and you’ll expect your car washed and lawn mowed for the next year. Distinctly pervy overtones here too I think. 

I did consider writing to Michael Buerk on The Moral Maze, but you lot will have to do. Our dear departed upstairs window correspondent is not here to give a ruling.

What says the Wisdom of Crowds?

Is this all you can fucking talk about? Your Honour. 

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29 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

In order to have CCTV on your land you need to display visible notices indicating that CCTV images are being recorded. Without this you could be guilty of contravening the GDPR if images are recorded, kept or distributed without the individuals knowledge or consent.

In my book porn is porn. Poolside porn is even better. Surreptitious poolside porn is best of all. 99% Rating from me. Would have been 100% if they'd shat and pissed in the pool afterwards. 

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43 minutes ago, Joker said:

Says the cunt who constantly makes scat references in his comments.

Hypocritical snowflake.

This isn't the first time you have slithered to the defence of someone saying questionable things about children. Myself and @Wolfie warned you at the time that members would naturally question the intentions of the sort of sick freak who would do that, yet here you are again. 

You really are quite the disturbing cunt.

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53 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

You have to be careful not to offend some woke fucking snowflake whilst making a joke nowadays, even on a site called CuntsCorner, it would seem.

You've lost all credibility on here now so why don't you follow Jewdy and Frank and fuck off to another website that are more aligned to your views, like Socialist Worker.

Don't be too hard on him .. he is frustarted and unfulfilled  his job is the equivalent of piloting a smaller than usual microlight aircraft from behind a desk.

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27 minutes ago, Decimus said:

This isn't the first time you have slithered to the defence of someone saying questionable things about children. Myself and @Wolfie warned you at the time that members would naturally question the intentions of the sort of sick freak who would do that, yet here you are again. 

You really are quite the disturbing cunt.

You're really making yourself look like a complete fucking tool now with no substance whatsoever to your arguement other than your 'feelings'. Why don't you go and hug a tree if it makes you 'feel' better.

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1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Don't be too hard on him .. he is frustarted and unfulfilled  his job is the equivalent of piloting a smaller than usual microlight aircraft from behind a desk.

Now I know what's wrong with me. I'm "frustarted". Next stop King Edtwat VII Horspital for a complete reconditioning and MOT by Philip's doctors. 

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I would like to offer my professional advice on this. To enable me to cover all the details and give you the best possible advice could you please send a copy of the tape so as I may point you in the right direction,then we'll take it from there. Thanks.

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9 minutes ago, Neil said:

I would like to offer my professional advice on this. To enable me to cover all the details and give you the best possible advice could you please send a copy of the tape so as I may point you in the right direction,then we'll take it from there. Thanks.

Tape? Fucking tape?? Those Aussie cunts are backward but I imagine even they have progressed to digital recording methods using disc or solid state.

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10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Tape? Fucking tape?? Those Aussie cunts are backward but I imagine even they have progressed to digital recording methods using disc or solid state.

You reckon? I can picture an Abo sat in a cave using an emu, Flintstones-style, to carve out pictograms on a piece of slate.

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2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

In my book porn is porn. Poolside porn is even better. Surreptitious poolside porn is best of all. 99% Rating from me. Would have been 100% if they'd shat and pissed in the pool afterwards. 

 

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

You're really making yourself look like a complete fucking tool now with no substance whatsoever to your arguement other than your 'feelings'. Why don't you go and hug a tree if it makes you 'feel' better.

 

25 minutes ago, Neil said:

I would like to offer my professional advice on this. To enable me to cover all the details and give you the best possible advice could you please send a copy of the tape so as I may point you in the right direction,then we'll take it from there. Thanks.

Jesus fucking Christ, we're talking about 15 year old children, this site is morphing into a BBC 1970s television presenter WhatsApp group.

And yes, Drew, when it comes to the subject of paedophilia I do get a bit wound up. Call me an old fashioned snowflake, but the abuse of children, or adults taking pleasure in watching acts of underage sex, tends to disturb me. The very fact that a number of you seem to take enjoyment out of it makes me feel fucking sick. 

You should all be strung up, you dirty fucking cunts.

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25 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

 

Jesus fucking Christ, we're talking about 15 year old children, this site is morphing into a BBC 1970s television presenter WhatsApp group.

And yes, Drew, when it comes to the subject of paedophilia I do get a bit wound up. Call me an old fashioned snowflake, but the abuse of children, or adults taking pleasure in watching acts of underage sex, tends to disturb me. The very fact that a number of you seem to take enjoyment out of it makes me feel fucking sick. 

You should all be strung up, you dirty fucking cunts.

Ooh matron!

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34 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

 

Jesus fucking Christ, we're talking about 15 year old children, this site is morphing into a BBC 1970s television presenter WhatsApp group.

And yes, Drew, when it comes to the subject of paedophilia I do get a bit wound up. Call me an old fashioned snowflake, but the abuse of children, or adults taking pleasure in watching acts of underage sex, tends to disturb me. The very fact that a number of you seem to take enjoyment out of it makes me feel fucking sick. 

You should all be strung up, you dirty fucking cunts.

He he hee! 

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2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

He he hee! 

Yes, it's hilarious Aitch. Apparently these days people can insinuate how much they'd love to watch an underage sex tape on here without anyone other than myself and The Major commenting on how fucking disgusting it is.

I can handle The Corner during most of its phases. From endless, repetitive Punkape bashing to the tedious and overdone racist shit that gets trotted out in cycles. But I'll never be able to cope with a new child pornography appreciation society, so you can all fuck right off, from the ones like you blatantly engaging in it, to the ones reading it in silence without calling you out for the sick fucking cunts you are.

Fuck off.

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39 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

 

Jesus fucking Christ, we're talking about 15 year old children, this site is morphing into a BBC 1970s television presenter WhatsApp group.

And yes, Drew, when it comes to the subject of paedophilia I do get a bit wound up. Call me an old fashioned snowflake, but the abuse of children, or adults taking pleasure in watching acts of underage sex, tends to disturb me. The very fact that a number of you seem to take enjoyment out of it makes me feel fucking sick. 

You should all be strung up, you dirty fucking cunts.

Your minds eye is fucking working overtime here Dickless and you're seeing things that aren't there. The video is apparently two consenting 15 year olds. Is that paedophilia? You tell me Snowy. You then seem to think my comment about waiting another year, which would then make it the age of sexual consent, was a serious post, like every other factual thing I post on here. Now explain yourself before you end up wetting the bed again.

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44 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

 

Jesus fucking Christ, we're talking about 15 year old children, this site is morphing into a BBC 1970s television presenter WhatsApp group.

And yes, Drew, when it comes to the subject of paedophilia I do get a bit wound up. Call me an old fashioned snowflake, but the abuse of children, or adults taking pleasure in watching acts of underage sex, tends to disturb me. The very fact that a number of you seem to take enjoyment out of it makes me feel fucking sick. 

You should all be strung up, you dirty fucking cunts.

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24 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Yes, it's hilarious Aitch. Apparently these days people can insinuate how much they'd love to watch an underage sex tape on here without anyone other than myself and The Major commenting on how fucking disgusting it is.

I can handle The Corner during most of its phases. From endless, repetitive Punkape bashing to the tedious and overdone racist shit that gets trotted out in cycles. But I'll never be able to cope with a new child pornography appreciation society, so you can all fuck right off, from the ones like you blatantly engaging in it, to the ones reading it in silence without calling you out for the sick fucking cunts you are.

Fuck off.

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26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Your minds eye is fucking working overtime here Dickless and you're seeing things that aren't there. The video is apparently two consenting 15 year olds. Is that paedophilia? You tell me Snowy. You then seem to think my comment about waiting another year, which would then make it the age of sexual consent, was a serious post, like every other factual thing I post on here. Now explain yourself before you end up wetting the bed again.

You're the worst out of the lot of them, smoking them all out with your original, disgusting comment. All it takes it seems is for one sick cunt to fetishise a child for other weirdos to subsequently crawl out of the woodwork. For a site that probably only has 15 regular posters, I'm disturbed to find that over a quarter of those have posted sick, twisted shit on this thread since you started the party.

 

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47 minutes ago, Neil said:

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I imagine that the rule about making accusations of paedophilia against other members was designed to stop people making spurious and unfounded accusations. I don't think it's a rule infringement to call someone a sick cunt when they've clearly and definitively asked for a copy of a CCTV tape that contains two 15 year olds having sex.  

No apologies for bringing attention to your fucking vile comments.

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The way this thread has panned out has given me some serious food for thought on whether I wanna be associated with this  current den of Savilery. 

Those of you that have made references to wanting to watch the video of a couple of 15 year olds shagging fucking sickens me.

You're all quick to call me and Dec's socialists, but it's about having a moral compass, and those that have made these comments deserve to be closely monitored by the old bill. 

I've seen first hand from a close friend the damage inflicted by sex cases. 

All nonces should be fucking hung from lamp-posts on Oxford Street! 

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Yes, it's hilarious Aitch. Apparently these days people can insinuate how much they'd love to watch an underage sex tape on here without anyone other than myself and The Major commenting on how fucking disgusting it is.

I can handle The Corner during most of its phases. From endless, repetitive Punkape bashing to the tedious and overdone racist shit that gets trotted out in cycles. But I'll never be able to cope with a new child pornography appreciation society, so you can all fuck right off, from the ones like you blatantly engaging in it, to the ones reading it in silence without calling you out for the sick fucking cunts you are.

Fuck off.

It seems to me that the fact these two little cunts were old enough to know they were cunting somebody in their own neighbourhood and shitting on their property in an open aur sex session which they probably half calculated would be captured on CCTV is enough fucking reason to drop your fake outrage about their estimated age and focus on the essentials in the matter which is they deserve to be trashed and shamed. What a fucking disgrace. You haven't got a jot of sympathy for the actual pool owner have you. Don't you think this pair of prostitutes or skuts haven't bragged about it to their mates with instructions how they can help themselves knowing that the police and volunteer conscientious child protection officers like yourself will make sure a slight tap on the wrist will be the most they get. You are the fucking danger to society in all this. 

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3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

It seems to me that the fact these two little cunts were old enough to know they were cunting somebody in their own neighbourhood and shitting on their property in an open aur sex session which they probably half calculated would be captured on CCTV is enough fucking reason to drop your fake outrage about their estimated age and focus on the essentials in the matter which is they deserve to be trashed and shamed. What a fucking disgrace. You haven't got a jot of sympathy for the actual pool owner have you. Don't you think this pair of prostitutes or skuts haven't bragged about it to their mates with instructions how they can help themselves knowing that the police and volunteer conscientious child protection officers like yourself will make sure a slight tap on the wrist will be the most they get. You are the fucking danger to society in all this. 

I'll wager you were around the pool area the night Stuart Lubbock died.

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