Dave Umbongo Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Correct. They've just had an imaginary 'Brazil Variant'. If they're working through the alphabet, the 'Cameroon Variant' should be next. Expect the launch of the 'Zimbabwe Variant' by 2023. Zimbabwean Zoonosis, or ZZ Top virus where face masks don't give you any protection because of the ridiculous amount of facial hair the carriers have, like Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: Zimbabwean Zoonosis, or ZZ Top virus where face masks don't give you any protection because of the ridiculous amount of facial hair the carriers have, like Gypps. I've never understood the mystery as to why Africa has so many nasty diseases... it's quite simple really. It's because they eat fly-blown carcasses, and drink the same water that they shit and piss in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Going back about 10 years I put a nom up for Monkids this is or was an American fashion for elderly couples to purchase a baby monkey and raise it as if it was a human child, often things would go well for a year or two but problems would start to kick in when the monkey (or Minkey) reached three or four years of age when in reached the human equivalent of teenage years. At that stage they would usually attack their human parents. https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/monkey-babies-couples-treat-adopted-monkids-children/story?id=8723105 I assume it was a massive success looking at the state of most families I see out and about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Lol How are your twelve Decs? I hope they’re all doing well. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 15 hours ago, King Billy said: I assume it was a massive success looking at the state of most families I see out and about. Nothing new. Hollywood virtue signallers like Angelina Jolie, Madonna and Charlize Theron have been adopting minkeys as fashion accessories for quite a while now. Charlize has upped the stakes in the contest to be top virtue signaller by declaring that her 4 and 6 year old minkeys are actually transgender. This is child abuse. Brainwashing a small male child into thinking it's a girl before it's old enough to have any opinion on sexuality whatsoever. That fat fucking slag Adele is doing something similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: How are your twelve Decs? I hope they’re all doing well. lol. That's not Decs. It's got a normal amount of fingers and toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: the 'Cameroon Variant' should be next Is that the ‘David Cameroon’ variant? The one that jumped from a pigs head to the former PM and then on to a human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's because they eat fly-blown carcasses, and drink the same water that they shit and piss in. That’s France surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Charlize has upped the stakes in the contest to be top virtue signaller by declaring that her 4 and 6 year old minkeys are actually transgender. This is child abuse. Brainwashing a small male child into thinking it's a girl before it's old enough to have any opinion on sexuality whatsoever. "Yes, I thought she was a boy, too," Theron says of the eldest, Jackson, "Until she looked at me when she was three-years-old and said, 'I am not a boy!'" Amazing enough that this could happen once, but just imagine the fucking odds against it happening twice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's not Decs. It's got a normal amount of fingers and toes. Twelve? Mmmm. I thought I rolled out the joke pretty easy to get CBB. It was only two very short sentences after all. Have another look in the morning before you pop down to the offy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Brainwashing a small male child into thinking it's a girl before it's old enough to have any opinion on sexuality whatsoever. Couldn’t agree more Eric. I mean Pen was almost 200 years old before he became certain that his enormous appendage needed tucking away for good. These things are best not rushed into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That fat fucking negro-meat slag Adele is doing something similar. At least in Adele's case she acknowledges that the child is a boy, although if he had been called "Angelo" at my primary school he'd have taken a kicking or two. Even in these more enlightened times, I imagine he's still in for a twatting when his urban classmates see the holiday snaps from Disneyland, where he went dressed as Princess Anna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: "Yes, I thought she was a boy, too," Theron says of the eldest, Jackson, "Until she looked at me when she was three-years-old and said, 'I am not a boy!'" Amazing enough that this could happen once, but just imagine the fucking odds against it happening twice. It's just fucking sick. They are sexualising children, and if anyone questions or critcises it, they're a Nazi, transphobic baddie. The minorities, ethnic and sexuality wise, have manipulated society to a point where black, Asian and gay people can pretty much do as they please. Ask a few hundred 12 year old white girls from Rotherham. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Don't forget AIDS and shit related blindness. I’d just like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the site CCF. I’m sure none of the other rude bastards here haven’t had the manners to do it properly, the useless wankers Needless to say you are a total fucking cunt and deserve to be sent straight to Syria for a brutal arse fucking followed by an even more brutal death- let me know your name and address and I’ll book it tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nothing new. Hollywood virtue signallers like Angelina Jolie, Madonna and Charlize Theron have been adopting minkeys as fashion accessories for quite a while now. Charlize has upped the stakes in the contest to be top virtue signaller by declaring that her 4 and 6 year old minkeys are actually transgender. This is child abuse. Brainwashing a small male child into thinking it's a girl before it's old enough to have any opinion on sexuality whatsoever. That fat fucking slag Adele is doing something similar. Fat fucking slag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d just like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the site CCF. I’m sure none of the other rude bastards here haven’t had the manners to do it properly, the useless wankers Needless to say you are a total fucking cunt and deserve to be sent straight to Syria for a brutal arse fucking followed by an even more brutal death- let me know your name and address and I’ll book it tonight Cheers, happy to be here. BTW I think it's only fair I come clean - I've shot my load twice already over your avatar, you teasing slut! Is this how you lead on all newbies for fuck sake? Now I'm going to have to surgically wipe my keyboard and take a load of amphetamines to counteract the 'droopy pepperami' effect you've caused. I hope you're fucking pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Cheers, happy to be here. BTW I think it's only fair I come clean - I've shot my load twice already over your avatar, you teasing slut! Is this how you lead on all newbies for fuck sake? Now I'm going to have to surgically wipe my keyboard and take a load of amphetamines to counteract the 'droopy pepperami' effect you've caused. I hope you're fucking pleased. Of course he’s pleased. He’ll tell you himself once he’s licked all your fresh warm man juice off his cheeks and chin. Welcome and have a large bleach on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Of course he’s pleased. He’ll tell you himself once he’s licked all your fresh warm man juice off his cheeks and chin. Welcome and have a large bleach on me. What an image...I'm going to have to go on some specialist porn sites now to get rid of it. See you cunts later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 56 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Cheers, happy to be here. BTW I think it's only fair I come clean - I've shot my load twice already over your avatar, you teasing slut! Is this how you lead on all newbies for fuck sake? Now I'm going to have to surgically wipe my keyboard and take a load of amphetamines to counteract the 'droopy pepperami' effect you've caused. I hope you're fucking pleased. Check out the cover photo on my profile; you’ll smash a hole in yer headboard with a jizz white hot mortar round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's not Decs. It's got a normal amount of fingers and toes. That's what people from Ipswich look like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 37 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Check out the cover photo on my profile; you’ll smash a hole in yer headboard with a jizz white hot mortar round Poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've never understood the mystery as to why Africa has so many nasty diseases... it's quite simple really. It's because they eat fly-blown carcasses, and drink the same water that they shit and piss in. Tell Neil that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: What an image...I'm going to have to go on some specialist porn sites now to get rid of it. See you cunts later. He'll be offering you sweets next and a ride in his car. I told him to fuck himself then I reported him to Mrs Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 16 hours ago, King Billy said: How are your twelve Decs? I hope they’re all doing well. lol. You do understand this little cutie is a direct ancestor of modern man. Less than 1% of DNA separates us from them and Rishy "Corner Shop" Sunak. Special offer on fresh fruit and nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's not Decs. It's got a normal amount of fingers and toes. You thick fucking drunken cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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