Guest Vicious Bastard Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 Those, stupid, fucking meercat ads for that comparison site get on my tits, they were funny 20 years ago, hold on.No, they fucking wasn't. You actually have had cases of yuppie twats ringing zoos, asking if they can buy a meercat for little Cynthia's birthday ! Yeah, bring it on, if you want your snot nosed brat to have worms, rabies, scabies , crabs and scabs. Stupid bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 The Insurance Rats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 I work with a Russian called Sergey and they're absolutely fucking useless at their job. This piece of information should help you decide where to go when your insurance renewal is due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Lord Cuntingham said: Those, stupid, fucking meercat ads for that comparison site get on my tits, they were funny 20 years ago, hold on.No, they fucking wasn't. You actually have had cases of yuppie twats ringing zoos, asking if they can buy a meercat for little Cynthia's birthday ! Yeah, bring it on, if you want your snot nosed brat to have worms, rabies, scabies , crabs and scabs. Stupid bastards. Going back about 10 years I put a nom up for Monkids this is or was an American fashion for elderly couples to purchase a baby monkey and raise it as if it was a human child, often things would go well for a year or two but problems would start to kick in when the monkey (or Minkey) reached three or four years of age when in reached the human equivalent of teenage years. At that stage they would usually attack their human parents. https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/monkey-babies-couples-treat-adopted-monkids-children/story?id=8723105 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 37 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Going back about 10 years I put a nom up for Monkids this is or was an American fashion for elderly couples to purchase a baby monkey and raise it as if it was a human child, often things would go well for a year or two but problems would start to kick in when the monkey (or Minkey) reached three or four years of age when in reached the human equivalent of teenage years. At that stage they would usually attack their human parents. https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/monkey-babies-couples-treat-adopted-monkids-children/story?id=8723105 Get ya dick out. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: Get ya dick out. Lol. You seem pissed off. Were you given monkey hand-me-downs when you were younger? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Get ya dick out. Lol. Get fucked Monkey Boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 This has all been done before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 9 hours ago, Lord Cuntingham said: Those, stupid, fucking meercat ads for that comparison site get on my tits, they were funny 20 years ago, hold on.No, they fucking wasn't. You actually have had cases of yuppie twats ringing zoos, asking if they can buy a meercat for little Cynthia's birthday ! Yeah, bring it on, if you want your snot nosed brat to have worms, rabies, scabies , crabs and scabs. Stupid bastards. Many dopey cunts did buy them only to come home to find the cute little cunt had torn their DSF sofa to shreds and eaten their axminster, because the shady Albanian cunt selling them from the back of his trabant neglected to tell them that they are social animals and you should buy 10 of them, otherwise they go insane with boredom. So Wayne and Trace and little Chardonnay drive to Boxhill to let it go to be consumed by foxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Going back about 10 years I put a nom up for Monkids this is or was an American fashion for elderly couples to purchase a baby monkey and raise it as if it was a human child, often things would go well for a year or two but problems would start to kick in when the monkey (or Minkey) reached three or four years of age when in reached the human equivalent of teenage years. At that stage they would usually attack their human parents. https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/monkey-babies-couples-treat-adopted-monkids-children/story?id=8723105 Some silly woman had one and it ripped her boat race off. Literally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Get ya dick out. Lol. Oh I forgot Swallowtail Butterflies Strumpshaw Fen .. I have got five nights book at a local B & B the first week in June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 10 hours ago, Lord Cuntingham said: Those, stupid, fucking meercat ads for that comparison site get on my tits, they were funny 20 years ago, hold on.No, they fucking wasn't. You actually have had cases of yuppie twats ringing zoos, asking if they can buy a meercat for little Cynthia's birthday ! Yeah, bring it on, if you want your snot nosed brat to have worms, rabies, scabies , crabs and scabs. Stupid bastards. Don't forget AIDS and shit related blindness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Don't forget AIDS and shit related blindness. Welcome to the site. In order to get AIDS from a meerkat are you suggesting that if you had one you would fuck it up the arse? If yes, you are going to get on well with another poster on here called Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 40 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Oh I forgot Swallowtail Butterflies Strumpshaw Fen .. I have got five nights book at a local B & B the first week in June. Forget that Pen. Bunter Johnson will have extended lockdown to November because no doubt they'll discover a deadly strain of covid from Cameroon. Despite the fact that no cunt in Cameroon has died of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Welcome to the site. In order to get AIDS from a meerkat are you suggesting that if you had one you would fuck it up the arse? If yes, you are going to get on well with another poster on here called Frank. Any hole's a goal fella. Anyway why the fuck do you have a monkey as your avatar? We all know that's where AIDS really came from, not a fudge packing californian air steward with a penchant for wiping shit off his dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 44 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Any hole's a goal fella. Anyway why the fuck do you have a monkey as your avatar? We all know that's where AIDS really came from, not a fudge packing californian air steward with a penchant for wiping shit off his dick. I did think of posting a photo of myself with my own pair of big bollocks proudly on display but I understand from the regulars here that Mrs Roops is the only one allowed to post pictures of their own genitalia. If ever you're curious to see what the entrance to hell looks like I suggest you Google 'big hairy ginger twat' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Many dopey cunts did buy them only to come home to find the cute little cunt had torn their DSF sofa to shreds and eaten their axminster, because the shady Albanian cunt selling them from the back of his trabant neglected to tell them that they are social animals and you should buy 10 of them, otherwise they go insane with boredom. So Wayne and Trace and little Chardonnay drive to Boxhill to let it go to be consumed by foxes. Wasn't it a thing to adopt babies from Romanis a few years ago? Maybe the dim bastards thought that as what they were getting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I suggest you Google 'big hairy ginger twat' I've seen enough of Mick Hucknall to last me a fucking lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: I've seen enough of Mick Hucknall to last me a fucking lifetime. And Rory McGrath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And Rory McGrath. Quite the poon-hound wasn't he? He was just trying to romantically dump his muck in a bit of strange and next thing he's up before the beak accused of harrassment. What's the world coming to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Welcome to the site. In order to get AIDS from a meerkat are you suggesting that if you had one you would fuck it up the arse? If yes, you are going to get on well with another poster on here called Frank. Filthy, disgusting perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And Rory McGrath. What happened to him? Always on the box and then he goes on the grope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What happened to him? Always on the box and then he goes on the grope. Another of those hopelessly unfunny Oxbridge comedians, total fucking shit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Forget that Pen. Bunter Johnson will have extended lockdown to November because no doubt they'll discover a deadly strain of covid from Cameroon. Despite the fact that no cunt in Cameroon has died of it. Correct. They've just had an imaginary 'Brazil Variant'. If they're working through the alphabet, the 'Cameroon Variant' should be next. Expect the launch of the 'Zimbabwe Variant' by 2023. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2021 Report Share Posted March 6, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Correct. They've just had an imaginary 'Brazil Variant'. If they're working through the alphabet, the 'Cameroon Variant' should be next. Expect the launch of the 'Zimbabwe Variant' by 2023. By that time all of the vaccinated will have died off (some maybe shuffling around slurring "brains, brains") and us anti vaxxers will be either in concentration camps or out in the forests fighting a guerrilla campaign. Better start arming Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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