camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he was a London gangster and minor celebrity who reputedly smashed Princess Margaret's gammon flaps in with his ten inch cock whilst her guest on Mustique. @camberwell gypsy Will probably soon remind me that he played a recruiting officer in 'Barry Lyndon'. It was 'John Binden'. John Bindon. Also, he was in the film Juggernaut. He was a bomb disposal expert who got swept off the ship. Also, legend has it, he could hang a number of pint pots on his erect "old chap". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Also, legend has it, he could hang a number of pint pots on his erect "old chap". I wonder if any Corner member could manage the "yard of ale"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think he was a London gangster and minor celebrity who reputedly smashed Princess Margaret's gammon flaps in with his ten inch cock whilst her guest on Mustique. @camberwell gypsy Will probably soon remind me that he played a recruiting officer in 'Barry Lyndon'. It was 'John Binden'. Lovely fella John…in all the years I’ve known him he’s never ducked a round. Fair play like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Lovely fella John…in all the years I’ve known him he’s never ducked a round. Fair play like. I’m sure I saw you in Langans Brasserie with him, Al Capone, Ned Kelly, Errol Flynn, Rylan, Laurel and Hardy and Jedward a few years ago. You had your arm round Olive from On the buses and Blakey was sitting on his own drinking a half of Bass shandy, crying. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wonder if any Corner member could manage the "yard of ale"? Spilled more on my tie most nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Also, legend has it, he could hang a number of pint pots on his erect "old chap". Twelve budgies, but the last one had to stand on one leg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 57 minutes ago, King Billy said: Twelve budgies, but the last one had to stand on one leg. Old pen can get 4 roosters and a harpy eagle perched on her gargantuan schlong with only a few degrees of droop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wonder if any Corner member could manage the "yard of ale"? Frank and punkers take a combined yard of cock most nights- does that count? Mostly back ones as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Frank and punkers take a combined yard of cock most nights- does that count? Mostly back ones as well Have you heard of the latest craze sweeping the ‘queer’ community? Frankbashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 18 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m sure I saw you in Langans Brasserie with him, Al Capone, Ned Kelly, Errol Flynn, Rylan, Laurel and Hardy and Jedward a few years ago. You had your arm round Olive from On the buses and Blakey was sitting on his own drinking a half of Bass shandy, crying. Lying cunt. That was Lyndsey de Paul…I fingered her ‘til her mole fell off that night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Lying cunt. That was Lyndsey de Paul…I fingered her ‘til her mole fell off that night. That wasn't a mole it was a dangleberry from her arse hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 24 minutes ago, Neil said: That wasn't a mole it was a dangleberry from her arse hair I've been trying desperately for the last ten minutes to think of something like-worthy involving the phrase "star-nosed mole" but it's just not happening, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've been trying desperately for the last ten minutes to think of something like-worthy involving the phrase "star-nosed mole" but it's just not happening, I'm afraid. Soo cute, it's happening - I want to mother this little chap - he's LOVELY. Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Soo cute, it's happening - I want to mother this little chap - he's LOVELY. Love ProfB XXX Fuck off childish retard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 23:33, Stubby Pecker said: Frank and punkers take a combined yard of cock most nights- does that count? Mostly back ones as well Guinness, or Murphy's ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 14:14, Dyslexic cnut said: Lovely fella John…in all the years I’ve known him he’s never ducked a round. Fair play like. He has changed though DC. You have to admit, he's not the same as he was when he was alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 20 hours ago, ProfB said: Soo cute, it's happening - I want to mother this little chap - he's LOVELY. Love ProfB XXX It looks like a fucking Predator foetus. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 24/08/2021 at 15:18, Dyslexic cnut said: Lying cunt. That was Lyndsey de Paul…I fingered her ‘til her mole fell off that night. No. Honestly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: No. Honestly? I made the mole bit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 12/02/2021 at 16:16, Eric Cuntman said: Ask any of these so called 'liberals' and they will tell you that freedom of speech is one of their core beliefs... just as long as it only applies to minorities. EQUALITY FOR ALL! (straight white people not included) But it doesn’t “only applies to minorities” does it? It applies to minorities who have a shitload of votes. You should ask Mr Roops about that 🔺. While you’re there ask the fake trannie about “Goodbye Freedom of Speech.” I’d be interested in how the loser can explain his blatant and obvious cognitive dissonance. Know what I mean? 🔺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 11:47, Cuntybaws said: I wonder if any Corner member could manage the "yard of ale"? I’ve done a few in my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: I’ve done a few in my time. So have I. I remember one night when I had the brasshouse I done them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I made the mole bit up. I spotted that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 On 25/08/2021 at 22:39, judgetwi said: But it doesn’t “only applies to minorities” does it? It applies to minorities who have a shitload of votes. You should ask Mr Roops about that 🔺. While you’re there ask the fake trannie about “Goodbye Freedom of Speech.” I’d be interested in how the loser can explain his blatant and obvious cognitive dissonance. Know what I mean? 🔺 Christ you’re a one trick pony bore Still moaning and mentioning roops every fucking post Stick you head in the oven and go like we all want you to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Christ you’re a one trick pony bore Still moaning and mentioning roops every fucking post Stick you head in the oven and go like we all want you to “Like WE all want you to”? There you go again, the self appointed spokesman. Speak for yourself Brainbox, nobody voted for you to open your ignorant gob and talk for them. Oh ...... and don’t tell me what i’m allowed to say. Only Reichsfuhrer Roops is allowed to do that 🔺. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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