Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing. Ripping yarns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They even claimed that bit of graffiti was a plot to incriminate them. Isn't it a Masonic thing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Isn't it a Masonic thing ? It could be an ecumenical matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Its my phone in my defence it spells for me, it somehow always manages to spell eat shit you ten bob cabbage for a brain though. Food for thought old son It's got to have some way of identifying who owns the phone for security, hasn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's got to have some way of identifying who owns the phone for security, hasn't it. Your cheerful face is the screensaver though, i use it for darts practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Your cheerful face is the screensaver though, i use it for darts practice Good one. What better retort than to demonstrate that you're such a Deacon that you throw darts at your own phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Good one. What better retort than to demonstrate that you're such a Deacon that you throw darts at your own phone. You just seem to bring out the hostility in me, it must be your quick wit and easygoing sense of humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 17 hours ago, Goober said: I'll have three flats, a round and a bag of gravel please. What, no lark’s tongues? Fuck off to the Judean People’s Front, splitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thanetscum Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What, no lark’s tongues? Fuck off to the Judean People’s Front, splitter. People's popular front of judea !! Loretta Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Thanetscum said: People's popular front of judea !! Loretta Cunt Could you please confirm if you are scum from Thanet or Thanets cum?......either way youre a cunt,welcome and get fucked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 26 minutes ago, Neil said: Could you please confirm if you are scum from Thanet or Thanets cum?......either way youre a cunt,welcome and get fucked Aaah the Island of Thanet. If only it could do an Atlantis and fucking disappear into the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Aaah the Island of Thanet. If only it could do an Atlantis and fucking disappear into the sea. I remember 'Dreamland' in margate from when I was a kid. Changed its name to 'Benbon Brothers' I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I remember 'Dreamland' in margate from when I was a kid. Changed its name to 'Benbon Brothers' I think. I remember going on that boat that went upside down. Big fucking mistake after spending 3 hours in the pub before hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I remember going on that boat that went upside down. Big fucking mistake after spending 3 hours in the pub before hand. I went on that. The Mary Rose they called it at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I went on that. The Mary Rose they called it at the time. My mate ended up with some cunts (what looked liked) shepherd's pie in her new Whitney Houston perm. I think he brought up his pudding in a bin when he got off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember going on that boat that went upside down. Big fucking mistake after spending 3 hours in the pub before hand. I bet you wish you’d put a pair of drawers on that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I bet you wish you’d put a pair of drawers on that day. I'd look a bit fucking stupid wearing a chest of drawers now wouldn't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 On 10/02/2021 at 10:12, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.smh.com.au/world/europe/new-policy-tells-midwives-to-stop-using-terms-such-as-breastfeeding-and-breastmilk-20210210-p571b7.html I mean, fuck’s sake. Chestmilk? Fucking Chestmilk? Bring on the meteor, the human race is done. So fucking what, I’ve been calling my spunk tube yogurt for ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Aaah the Island of Thanet. If only it could do an Atlantis and fucking disappear into the sea. Kents answer to Jaywick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: Kents answer to Jaywick Apostrophe Neil. Winchelsea, Rye and the other shit "sink" ports are worth a detour.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Neil said: Kents answer to Jaywick Jaywick sounds like something you squirt down a toilet to get shit off the sides. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Apostrophe Neil. Winchelsea, Rye and the other shit "sink" ports are worth a detour.... For Sale. Victorian porcelain bed slipper (bowl slightly stained). £60-00. Buyer collects. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 13 hours ago, Neil said: Kents answer to Jaywick Broadsands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jaywick sounds like something you squirt down a toilet to get shit off the sides. You shit on the sides of your toilet? Is this while the caravan is moving or do you have something wrong with your anus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 On 10/02/2021 at 10:12, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.smh.com.au/world/europe/new-policy-tells-midwives-to-stop-using-terms-such-as-breastfeeding-and-breastmilk-20210210-p571b7.html I mean, fuck’s sake. Chestmilk? Fucking Chestmilk? Bring on the meteor, the human race is done. Where else but Brighton, home of the benders, weirdos and 'today I identify as a ....' . I have never been there and don't think I ever will. I imagine the streets are very slippery with all the cum and shit that's leaked from assorted arseholes, you probably have to sterilise your knife and forks in restaurants to avoid catching aids. I wonder if @Frank has a holiday home there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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