Goober Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Alba Party? As in White Party... Really? So not only can he not be trusted around ladies, he's also a fat racist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 22 minutes ago, Goober said: Alba Party? As close to an anagram of "labia" as you can get, and if that's not an admission of guilt I don't know what is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As close to an anagram of "labia" as you can get, and if that's not an admission of guilt I don't know what is. It's only one letter change from a ropey but very popular Swedish pop band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 On 11/03/2021 at 20:13, King Billy said: Welsh language road signs are usually longer than the actual fucking road. Welsh language is like letting Harold loose in a Scrabble warehouse. I like the line in Bottom about the Welsh church "You know the one, St. Chchchchchchchchch. It's got all the gob dripping down the sign". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's only one letter change from a ropey but very popular Swedish pop band. And it has the same number of letters as IKEA, which I’ve been told is some sort of Swedish something or other. I feel a conspiracy theory coming on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: if that's not an admission of guilt I don't know what is. “Yes it was me. I did it?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: And it has the same number of letters as IKEA, which I’ve been told is some sort of Swedish something or other. I feel a conspiracy theory coming on. And IKEA sounds like Al Qaeda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: As close to an anagram of "labia" as you can get, and if that's not an admission of guilt I don't know what is. Llama'd on sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: So far, funnily enough, it's been the Green Party who've stuck the boot in hardest: "This is the very public meltdown of a thoroughly disgraced individual, a man from Scotland's past who is obsessively pursuing personal vendettas. Alex Salmond is less popular in Scotland than Boris Johnson. I'm quite sure that very quickly after today we can go back to ignoring what is a very sad sideshow." I'd love to see him out on the campaign trail knocking on doors pleading for votes and some nutty feminist answers who starts screaming "PERVERT! RAPIST! NONCE!" at him in full glare of the TV cameras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's only one letter change from a ropey but very popular Swedish pop band. Money! Money! Money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 6 hours ago, King Billy said: And it has the same number of letters as IKEA, which I’ve been told is some sort of Swedish something or other. I feel a conspiracy theory coming on. Prehaps it's going to be the party that, like the Swedes, is going to tell the Syrians to fuck off back home now that the war is over. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, 4 thirds of the other half is all Greek to me. micro four thirds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: So far, funnily enough, it's been the Green Party who've stuck the boot in hardest: "This is the very public meltdown of a thoroughly disgraced individual, a man from Scotland's past who is obsessively pursuing personal vendettas. Alex Salmond is less popular in Scotland than Boris Johnson. I'm quite sure that very quickly after today we can go back to ignoring what is a very sad sideshow." So the only way is up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 34 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Prehaps it's going to be the party that, like the Swedes, is going to tell the Syrians to fuck off back home now that the war is over. I thought that, that was the Danes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I thought that, that was the Danes? I bet you woke up this morning with a hard on to rival a Great Dane. Lol Fuck off, ect... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Prehaps it's going to be the party that, like the Swedes, is going to tell the Syrians to fuck off back home now that the war is over. I think we need to get our ducks in a row first, Drew. I'm waiting on Priti to fuck the Romanians, Bulgarians, Iraqis, and other assorted cunts off before the Syrians. The poor fuckers have only just got here, at least give them a couple of years to cane the benefits system first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 30 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I think we need to get our ducks in a row first, Drew. I'm waiting on Priti to fuck the Romanians, Bulgarians, Iraqis, and other assorted cunts off before the Syrians. The poor fuckers have only just got here, at least give them a couple of years to cane the benefits system first... Who would have thought that someone with the surname Patel can't wait to fuck all these foreigners off out of the UK. I like her and I would willingly plough her minge, from behind of course. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 11 hours ago, King Billy said: The Green Party, Plaid Cymru and the SNP are three cheeks of the same deformed arse. The Doomberg Party vote with both these anti British collection of cunts every time. What puzzles me is why the Greens are given a platform in debates with the two major parties and the libtards at general elections and local elections. The cycle riding, purple haired, non binary spastics have one Westminster MP ffs, and that’s in poof central Brighton. The Green Party should be publicly burned on a carbon offset bonfire and their remains recycled into tyres for gas guzzling Lamborghinis. Plaid are absolutely clueless.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 7 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Who would have thought that someone with the surname Patel can't wait to fuck all these foreigners off out of the UK. I like her and I would.......... Isn’t that off topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 30 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Isn’t that off topic? Sorry, let her toss my caber while I fiddled with her sporran. (for a loose Scottish connection) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Plaid are absolutely clueless.. The same with national parties in general SNP, Plaid, BNP, EDL, UVF, EU fanatics etc all tarred with the same brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 I forgot the dopey Kernow Nationalist cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 It`s a sad day when a grossly unattractive obese man can`t convey his attraction for a member of the opposite sex by beaching himself on top of her and sticking his tongue in her ear. I`d call that the "first move" ffs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: It`s a sad day when a grossly unattractive obese man can`t convey his attraction for a member of the opposite sex by beaching himself on top of her and sticking his tongue in her ear. I`d call that the "first move" ffs.... Yes...misunderstood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: As close to an anagram of "labia" as you can get, and if that's not an admission of guilt I don't know what is. As a jock, what's you're take on the general felling towards Salmond north of the border? His pissed up antics with the ladies is Benny Hill stuff at best, and sex for a cushy position at Holyrood at worst. I'm sure most the wee hens saw it as simply a way to get to the top, albeit being slobbered over by a drunken lump of blubber like him. I'm guessing most jock think he's a right cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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