Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55319957 Funny old thing, the BBC cowards have made this shithead the future of music this year. This wankspot has lived a tough life ‘in the hood’ on de unforgiving streets of........wait for it....COVENTRY. Born in Slough, lived in The Gambia and has spent most of his life in the most vicious, frighteningly violent ghetto in the, erm, midlands. Apparently he has witnessed so much blood and death on those cruel streets as well as ‘youth club closures’ that he has developed a Jamaican accent. Needless to say, he’s off-white and Tim Davie needs disembowelling. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 Load of shit. He only won because MF Doom died and Tekashi 6ix9ine turned out to be a snitch. My personal favourite is Lil Pump. All of these people are real, BTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Load of shit. He only won because MF Doom died and Tekashi 6ix9ine turned out to be a snitch. My personal favourite is Lil Pump. All of these people are real, BTW. Is it legal to spunk all over Danielle Bregoli's tits yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is it legal to spunk all over Danielle Bregoli's tits yet? Has been for a year apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 I’d like to see a stallion wedged right up the ‘Meghan Thee...’ noiress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 I belatedly now realise that I saw this cunt on the news yesterday, but as I wasn't paying attention I thought it was yet another talentless black man in an advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I belatedly now realise that I saw this cunt on the news yesterday, but as I wasn't paying attention I thought it was yet another talentless black man in an advert. It kinda is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I belatedly now realise that I saw this cunt on the news yesterday, but as I wasn't paying attention I thought it was yet another talentless black man in an advert. .....and you were right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is it legal to spunk all over Danielle Bregoli's tits yet? Good. I'll see if I can 'cash her ousside' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 I have never thought about Coventry as that kind of place. It has always seemed very white when have been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have never thought about Coventry as that kind of place. It has always seemed very white when have been there. Were the fare dodgers predominantly charcoaly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I belatedly now realise that I saw this cunt on the news yesterday, but as I wasn't paying attention I thought it was yet another talentless black man in an advert. I’ve jumped ship and I’m fully on the BLM bandwagon now, so no more of this kind of talk please. George Floyd would be spinning in his gold coffin if he heard this dangerous hate speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve jumped ship and I’m fully on the BLM bandwagon now, so no more of this kind of talk please. George Floyd would be spinning in his gold coffin if he heard this dangerous hate speech. About time. Hang your fuckin head in shame Wilhelm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: About time. Hang your fuckin head in shame Wilhelm. “I have a dream!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve jumped ship and I’m fully on the BLM bandwagon now, so no more of this kind of talk please. George Floyd would be spinning in his gold coffin if he heard this dangerous hate speech. I reckon that gold coffin has long since been melted down into Rolex bezels by his people. It's what he'd have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I reckon that gold coffin has long since been melted down into Rolex bezels by his people. It's what he'd have done. Fillings and crowns, I’d suggest, bluud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 6 hours ago, King Billy said: “I have a dream!” Is it wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 His interview makes gripping reading..he compares Coventry to the trenches and how its a tough hood..best of luck to him i say PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 8 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Were the fare dodgers predominantly charcoaly? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 I've not read it but let me guess: 'Mean streets....poor but happy.....gangs....violence....racism....police brutality....guns / knives......drugs......music as a way out.....the authentic voice of disaffected youth.' How am I doing? Rap is right up there with dull, bland, unchallenging pop music (see also this snivelling wretch https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55543585 who I caught on 5 Live yesterday, presented as the High Priestess of Planet fucking Now, instead of a dull middle-class simpleton who know shit about shit) when it comes to getting an easy ride. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: this snivelling wretch https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55543585 So she's like Andrew Lloyd-Webber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 I spent a morning at Coventry Magistates' Court a couple of years ago. All of my fellow defendants were white and most appeared to be gob-smackingly stupid. Many had their mums with them. After five minutes in front of the beak I was told that I couldn't be found "not guilty" as no crime had been committed in the first place and they gave me £50 and apologised for wasting my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I spent a morning at Coventry Magistates' Court a couple of years ago. All of my fellow defendants were white and most appeared to be gob-smackingly stupid. Many had their mums with them. After five minutes in front of the beak I was told that I couldn't be found "not guilty" as no crime had been committed in the first place and they gave me £50 and apologised for wasting my time. That sounds about right for Coventry. I have to say that I was witness to an amusing scene in the city centre there about twenty years ago. A poor homeless chap and his staffy were sitting by a shop doorway when a skateboarding chav passed by. Staffie shot out and grabbed the skateboard .. chav went flying. I stood there for the next twenty minutes whilst three other skateboarding chavs tried to get the staffie to let go of the skateboard .. when I left the staffie still had possession of the skateboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 12 hours ago, King Billy said: I’ve jumped ship and I’m fully on the BLM bandwagon now, so no more of this kind of talk please. George Floyd would be spinning in his gold coffin if he heard this dangerous hate speech. Your name is Toby now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: That sounds about right for Coventry. I have to say that I was witness to an amusing scene in the city centre there about twenty years ago. A poor homeless chap and his staffy were sitting by a shop doorway when a skateboarding chav passed by. Staffie shot out and grabbed the skateboard .. chav went flying. I stood there for the next twenty minutes whilst three other skateboarding chavs tried to get the staffie to let go of the skateboard .. when I left the staffie still had possession of the skateboard. I witnessed an amusing scene in Coventry too - Mick 'The adipose Bob Carolgees' Quinn running and Robert Rosario doing great visual gags as 'centre forward attempting to score a goal'. Any other contributors have a rib-tickling, Coventry-based vignette they'd like to share? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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