Eddie Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 12 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off Eddie you horrible little short-arse. I’m 6 foot 3 in heels Frank, you should know you spent the evening looking up my skirt, filthy perverted steptoe looking freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: No idea what you're on about... You were dobbed in for disgracefully hinting noncery where Bill was concerned, probably. Anyone else would have been the subject of cell-sodomy for such behaviour but you appear to be ‘ringus intactus.’ Now, are you above the law here Ms Trump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Setting aside the flagrant breach of Rule 12, you talk too much. Just to clarify... Curiously there is no mention of the expensive M4 penis extension so I presume you were being serious rather than humorous in your attempt to hoodwink the puntership. Really Billy, this joins the list of CC's Hall of Fame (Mitty Division) along with Audigate, Ironstonegate and Sat-navgate. Ha Ha Ha. The fact that I actually own my car and don’t have to swallow gallons of corporate cum to be loaned one seems to be really grinding your gears luv. Before you know it the suits upstairs will be giving their protein syrup to Sharon from accounts and you’ll see her overtaking your bus to work every day, in the company car they used to let you take home now and again. It’s a cruel world and things go downhill very fast nowadays, especially womens looks. Never mind eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Setting aside the flagrant breach of Rule 12, you talk too much. Maybe, if you hadn’t told us all about it, but as you did where’s the rule breach in mentioning it again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You were dobbed in for disgracefully hinting noncery where Bill was concerned, probably. Anyone else would have been the subject of cell-sodomy for such behaviour but you appear to be ‘ringus intactus.’ Now, are you above the law here Ms Trump? Moderators immunity. One rule for thee but not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: I’m 6 foot 3 in heels Frank, you should know you spent the evening looking up my skirt, filthy perverted steptoe looking freak. You're 5 7' at best with a flat arse and cheap suburban square-toed Chelsea boots. Worse still, the only one amused by your posts is that fucking thick wastrel Fatty dunce. Someone needs to make me laugh and it won't be you. Not now, not ever.. never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Ha Ha Ha. The fact that I actually own my car and don’t have to swallow gallons of corporate cum to be loaned one seems to be really grinding your gears luv. Before you know it the suits upstairs will be giving their protein syrup to Sharon from accounts and you’ll see her overtaking your bus to work every day, in the company car they used to let you take home now and again. It’s a cruel world and things go downhill very fast nowadays, especially womens looks. Never mind eh. Seen the kip of that elderly bint Julia Somerville like? Cheeky rip, still reading the news, hardly any lippy on at all, haggard as fuck at the age of 73. Political correctness gone fuckin mad. Back in the day I’ve spoffed Gentleman’s relish over several issues of Radio/TV Times’ and more than 3 crt telly screens due to the firm, youthful Somerville looks. But this has-been bag of dried ovaries should have been booted down into the BBC canteen as soon as she hit 45. What’s next like? Barbara Cartland on MotD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Back in the day I’ve spoffed Gentleman’s relish over several issues of Radio/TV Times’ and more than 3 crt telly screens due to the firm, youthful Somerville looks. That Jimmy Somerville was a looker in his day DC.I myself have always preferred females though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, Frank said: You're 5 7' at best with a flat arse and cheap suburban square-toed Chelsea boots. Worse still, the only one amused by your posts is that fucking thick wastrel Fatty dunce. Someone needs to make me laugh and it won't be you. Not now, not ever.. never. I’m not here to amuse you uppity queer, fatty is far too rich to worry about a spindly legged two Bob old city fart like you. Shove you 1970’s Barbican two bed flat with a poxy balcony up your well torn ring, I hope the lift breaks down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: That Jimmy Somerville was a looker in his day DC.I myself have always preferred females though. Seen what ya did there bally baby the grand master will be pleased PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 31 minutes ago, Frank said: You're 5 7' at best with a flat arse and cheap suburban square-toed Chelsea boots. Worse still, the only one amused by your posts is that fucking thick wastrel Fatty dunce. Someone needs to make me laugh and it won't be you. Not now, not ever.. never. The fucking Barbican?! This is your 'Bungalow' moment. Fucking explain yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 26 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Seen what ya did there bally baby the grand master will be pleased PANZERMURPHYBABY Laffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 41 minutes ago, Decimus said: The fucking Barbican?! This is your 'Bungalow' moment. Fucking explain yourself. Two and a half bedder. Great views and I sub-let the half to cover the mortgage. It’s where I am.. it’s what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Two and a half bedder. Great views and I sub-let the half to cover the mortgage. It’s where I am.. it’s what it is. Ok. What's your take on the current state of The Corner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ok. What's your take on the current state of The Corner? I have no interest.. I sold my minority shares back to Proper just before Christmas. That stupid little Nocti made me smile the other day, otherwise I haven’t laughed in over six months. Do you fancy an eyeball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You were dobbed in for disgracefully hinting noncery where Bill was concerned, probably. Anyone else would have been the subject of cell-sodomy for such behaviour but you appear to be ‘ringus intactus.’ Now, are you above the law here Ms Trump? Eh, where was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Ha Ha Ha. The fact that I actually own my car and don’t have to swallow gallons of corporate cum to be loaned one seems to be really grinding your gears luv. Before you know it the suits upstairs will be giving their protein syrup to Sharon from accounts and you’ll see her overtaking your bus to work every day, in the company car they used to let you take home now and again. It’s a cruel world and things go downhill very fast nowadays, especially womens looks. Never mind eh. What are we talking about, your dead tree carrier or your pretend vehicle? In the meantime, I'll reflect on not paying vehicle depreciation, insurance & maintenance etc for the past twenty years. As for Sharon from accounts who sounds like a right strumpet, I'll order HR to issue her P45 forthwith - there will be no usurping in my manor, which as it happens, is situated amongst the "suits upstairs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 20 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Eh, where was this? When were you last reported? Ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 19 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: - there will be no usurping in my manor, which as it happens, is situated amongst the "suits upstairs". On your knees under the boss’s desk might seem like upper management level to you, but the other passengers on your bus ride home, staring at the carpet burns on your knobbly knees have probably worked out the other side of the story. But full marks for effort. Well done luv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 5 hours ago, Frank said: I have no interest.. I sold my minority shares back to Proper just before Christmas. That stupid little Nocti made me smile the other day, otherwise I haven’t laughed in over six months. Do you fancy an eyeball? Jacko is back, and as far as I can see it you now have two options. You can either destroy him, or reestablish your poor man's Eric and Ernie double act. This could make or break you, think hard on how you wish to proceed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: Jacko is back, and as far as I can see it you now have two options. You can either destroy him, or reestablish your poor man's Eric and Ernie double act. This could make or break you, think hard on how you wish to proceed. You could've left me out of it and said 'Paul & Barry Chuckle' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You could've left me out of it and said 'Paul & Barry Chuckle' Does this mean one of them will have to die of bone cancer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You could've left me out of it and said 'Paul & Barry Chuckle' Imagine being a Chuckle Brother? Or One Ronnie? No point really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, nocti said: Does this mean one of them will have to die of bone cancer? Only one of them possibly could. I don't think it metastasises to Twiglets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Imagine being a Chuckle Brother? Or One Ronnie? No point really. Is Dave out of Chas n Dave still performing as 'Dave'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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