cuntspotter Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Five wanks and no shower. I see....personal freshness issues. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Sergio Leone's unfinished follow up to 'The Dollars Trilogy'. A fistful of bogroll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Five wanks and no shower. Our beast in the school’s 1st XV, a prop (no surprise there) would wank all week, no bath or shower, and save his gorgonzola for ‘cheese wipes.’ A quick smear on one’s top lip would have you wretching an hour later. The Cunt was too big and violent to fight off but I always thought the winger never resisted with much gusto. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: A fistful of bogroll For a few skid marks more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 She has just arrived at Glastonbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, Penelope Alive said: She has just arrived at Glastonbury. Fuck her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck her She arrived on a broomstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck her How dare you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 This years Glasto is set to surpass even the 🎶‘Ooh Jeremy Corbyn’🎶 wankfest of a couple of years ago. The adoring crowd of filthy crusty eunuchs have already been brought to the verge of their first ever non binary orgasm this afternoon by a live stream from the prophet Zelensky and soon the Angel Greta will appear on stage to ensure a ‘happy ending’ in a hundred thousand pairs of skinny jeans. I can’t think of anything worse than being there. Apart from being anywhere Roops was obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Penelope Alive said: She has just arrived at Glastonbury. Well what did you expect? Thousands of posh Ruperts and Henriettas gathered in one place just desperate to be told what to think by multi millionaires. Greta definitely belongs there……..preaching to the converted…..raw meat……hungry dogs…..etc etc. Just watch all the shit these tree huggers leave behind them, including hundreds of tents they can’t be bothered to take home to Mummy and Daddy’s posh house in Sussex. Oh Rupert, we’ll just buy another one next year you awful bore…….do you think we got on the BBC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well what did you expect? Thousands of posh Ruperts and Henriettas gathered in one place just desperate to be told what to think by multi millionaires. Greta definitely belongs there……..preaching to the converted…..raw meat……hungry dogs…..etc etc. Just watch all the shit these tree huggers leave behind them, including hundreds of tents they can’t be bothered to take home to Mummy and Daddy’s posh house in Sussex. Oh Rupert, we’ll just buy another one next year you awful bore…….do you think we got on the BBC? yes, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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