Last Cunt Standing Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: After a year of meaningless and empty gestures (matching Schumacher's record in a car twice as dominant as the Ferrari ever was, having some corner at Silverstone named after him, and having George Floyd be vaguely the same colour as him), little Hamilton's year has ended with the promise of a knighthood. I fucking hope Prince Phillip can sacrifice just a few more virgins to muster up the life force needed to tell the uppity little cunt about the tribal cult that worship him as a divine being. Brace yourselves for more misguided smugness and stories about how a cunt on £40,000,000 a year considers himself "oppressed". I’m afraid a wave of nausea enveloped me when I saw Hamilton’s name, which is now my established reaction. So I skipped down the list and spent a good ninety seconds wondering who Robert Dick might be and why Scottish Disability Bowls isn’t on Grandstand. Christ knows we could do with a laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The cunt thinks people don't like him because he's black, but that's not even in the Top Ten list of reasons. I suspect that actual black people hate him even more than the rest of us do. Well said CB. Hamilton's about as in 'da hood' as I'm in 'da eruv' Gay dolphins are a thing btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: After a year of meaningless and empty gestures (matching Schumacher's record in a car twice as dominant as the Ferrari ever was, having some corner at Silverstone named after him, and having George Floyd be vaguely the same colour as him), little Hamilton's year has ended with the promise of a knighthood. I fucking hope Prince Phillip can sacrifice just a few more virgins to muster up the life force needed to tell the uppity little cunt about the tribal cult that worship him as a divine being. Brace yourselves for more misguided smugness and stories about how a cunt on £40,000,000 a year considers himself "oppressed". I heard that if he shits twice in one day, he can drive through South London without being stopped by the fuzz. Semen can be whisked into a mousse you know Killer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: It did go to Schumacher's head .. or did Schumacher's head go to it? I thought a tree branch went to Schumacher's head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m afraid a wave of nausea enveloped me when I saw Hamilton’s name, which is now my established reaction. So I skipped down the list and spent a good ninety seconds wondering who Robert Dick might be and why Scottish Disability Bowls isn’t on Grandstand. Christ knows we could do with a laugh. A few ex civil servants get a damed and knighted. At the end of the day, it's all a load of bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Michael Poomacher. Sticky Lauda. Ayrton Senna-pod. David Coul-turd. I thought a man of your vintage would have rather a longer memory, Eric. Sir Cacky Stewart was the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No, but can I used it as a toothpick? Sorry, probably not big enough for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 On 30/12/2020 at 15:26, Eric Cuntman said: Michael Poomacher. Sticky Lauda. Ayrton Senna-pod. David Coul-turd. Emerson Shittypaldi Keeky Rosberg Nigel Mansmell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Emerson Shittypaldi Keeky Rosberg Nigel Mansmell. I did the first two already. Have you been reading my diary again? Do you feel like it could get messy on here tonight? Everyone stuck at home drinking with no where to go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, Goober said: I did the first two already. Have you been reading my diary again? Do you feel like it could get messy on here tonight? Everyone stuck at home drinking with no where to go... I’ve already thrown up on the dog and I may have slightly shit myself a little bit. What time is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Unfortunately, I can picture it now. Drew setting aside his usual limit of five 2 litre bottles of cheap cider. Roops persuading herself that opening the 4th bottle of Pinot is a good idea and Punkape pushing the boat out with two bottles of single malt shoved up his arse (empty from a bottle bank of course). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 32 minutes ago, Goober said: I did the first two already. Have you been reading my diary again? Do you feel like it could get messy on here tonight? Everyone stuck at home drinking with no where to go... I'm not drinking. I suppose that makes me Mother for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not drinking. I suppose that makes me Mother for the night. I may need some help with my bedtime cocoa. Could you express some breast milk for me, mum? Half a pint should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Goober said: I may need some help with my bedtime cocoa. Could express some breast milk for me, mum?Half a pint should do it. Latch on then. If you want it, give momma some titty action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Latch on then. If you want it, give momma some titty action. Hairy nipples? I've just done a little sick in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, Goober said: Hairy nipples? The middle one isn’t as hairy as the other two. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: The middle one isn’t as hairy as the other two. I don't think that's a nipple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 46 minutes ago, Goober said: Punkape pushing the boat out with two bottles of single malt shoved up his arse (empty from a bottle bank of course). Last New Year’s Day he woke up with a Nebuchadnezzar firmly lodged in his tradesmans entrance. (Empty of course.) and worse than that it was Asti Spumante, which his fellow imaginary golfers thought was the most shameful part of the whole disgusting episode. They’re a diehard Babycham bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Last New Year’s Day he woke up with a Nebuchadnezzar firmly lodged in his tradesmans entrance. (Empty of course.) and worse than that it was Asti Spumante, which his fellow imaginary golfers thought was the most shameful part of the whole disgusting episode. They’re a diehard Babycham bunch. Arsti Spermante, Shirley? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, Goober said: Arsti Spermanti, Shirley? Pooper Heidseck or Bummery perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Pooper Heidseck or Bummery perhaps? Prolappso. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 26 minutes ago, Goober said: Prolappso. Shattinger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Shattinger. Bottinger. That's enough of that twattery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, Goober said: Bottinger. That's enough of that twattery. Mumms the word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 On 30/12/2020 at 18:25, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know why the babbling fucking flid is even here. @scotty @Alfie Noakes @Wizardsleeve @Bubba C @Bill Stickers, and a few others would probably still be here if irrelevant, pointless wankers like Harold weren't given free reign to spaz about flinging shit all over the place. I even tried being nice to him, in order to encourage him a bit. But all you get in return is abuse. He's a genuinely stupid, drug addict cunt. Eric, sum it up nice and quick, who are the top 3 targets these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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