Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you seen Jane Hill lately? Does David Coulthard know she's borrowed his mandible? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 28 minutes ago, Eddie said: How long before the lgbt 🏳️🌈 mob complain that there are no mentally ill men dressed as women reading the news? I might just email in to the bbc calling them out for the discriminatory policy... Indeed. Everyone – no matter their disability – should be provided the same opportunities in life without discrimination. Shall we petition the BBC to replace Gary Linekar on MoTD with a one-armed transsexual presenter of ethnic minority who speaks with a listhp and suffers from Tourette's syndrome? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Indeed. Everyone – no matter their disability – should be provided the same chances in life without discrimination. Shall we petition the BBC to replace Gary Linekar on MoTD with a one-armed gay presenter of ethnic minority who speaks with a listhp and suffers from Tourette's syndrome? I imagine that upon the threat of losing his job, Lineker will do 'a Schofield' and remove the letter 'r' from his first name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Indeed. Everyone – no matter their disability – should be provided the same opportunities in life without discrimination. Shall we petition the BBC to replace Gary Linekar on MoTD with a one-armed transsexual presenter of ethnic minority who speaks with a listhp and suffers from Tourette's syndrome? "Good evening,tonight we thtart with thwanthea verthuth thouthampton Fuck! Bollocks! Wank!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Indeed. Everyone – no matter their disability – should be provided the same chances in life without discrimination. Shall we petition the BBC to replace Gary Linekar on MoTD with a one-armed gay presenter of ethnic minority who speaks with a listhp and suffers from Tourette's syndrome? I once went to a presentation, the speaker was deaf and dumb so was using sign language, her interpreter gave the speech.... who the fuck hired a deaf and dumb woman to give presentations?, I’ll tell you who a bloody council.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you seen Jane Hill lately? That woman has a jaw like a bucket from the Bagger 293 wheel excavator. I bet her civil partner's fanny looks like a butcher's bin after being munched on by that for 5 minutes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I once went to a presentation, the speaker was deaf and dumb so was using sign language, her interpreter gave the speech.... who the fuck hired a deaf and dumb woman to give presentations?, I’ll tell you who a bloody council.... Had she taken many questions afterwards? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 19 hours ago, Goober said: But what was she having for the main course? A couple of starvin Marvins as a starter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 19 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I dont recall seeing a single brother in dibley over the years, she should spend the weekend in peckham and see if she changes her mind. There are two Peckhams. One is where all the champaign socialists live, who wank on about what a fab place peckham is, with all the diversity, who do all their shopping in the "I saw you coming" shops in East Dulwich. And there's the other Peckham, full of the brethren, where all the "right on" honkies in their 800k+ drums, daren't venture for their 'diversity' because they're too fucking scared of the brothers and sisters. But they're not racist though. Just so long as the black people don't live in 'their' part of Peckham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: There are two Peckhams. One is where all the champaign socialists live, who wank on about what a fab place peckham is, with all the diversity, who do all their shopping in the "I saw you coming" shops in East Dulwich. And there's the other Peckham, full of the brethren, where all the "right on" honkies in their 800k+ drums, daren't venture for their 'diversity' because they're too fucking scared of the brothers and sisters. But they're not racist though. Just so long as the black people don't live in 'their' part of Peckham. Gentrification for the win eh posh cunts, they'll have a gluten free dairy on every single corner once they get there way, and drive all the brothers and sisters back to brixton, which is the only place I've nearly been murdered in London, twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 23/12/2020 at 17:55, Wolfie said: Indeed. Everyone – no matter their disability – should be provided the same opportunities in life without discrimination. Shall we petition the BBC to replace Gary Linekar on MoTD with a one-armed transsexual presenter of ethnic minority who speaks with a listhp and suffers from Tourette's syndrome? You in the market for a job, Woofles? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 After the recent revelations of Roald Dahl's ardent antisemitism it's a surprise to me how Sky has the bare face to broadcast "Roald and Beatrix" (with the aforesaid lovely Dawn French) given their hatchet job on Corbyn and Labour during the erection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 23/12/2020 at 14:15, Decimus said: I'm more than a little surprised that the gelatinous, globulous sea beast managed to get back up on its trotters again afterwards. Any witnesses to that miracle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 23/12/2020 at 22:16, Eric Cuntman said: She wasn't concerned with black peoples feelings when she went to Ethiopia and took the piss out them by showing them what it looks like to eat 14 meals a day. She got some blank looks when trying to engage the locals in discussion about whether cream or jam goes on the scone first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 24/12/2020 at 01:40, Cuntybaws said: Have you seen Jane Hill lately? Have a close look at the sideways jaw action on Kuenssberg next time she pops up to do her Goebbels bit to camera. Reminiscent of Vicki Pattison. I wonder what they have in common? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 23/12/2020 at 14:29, Goober said: Curious that the Starvin' Marvins never seem to have glandular issues. Do they know it’s Christmas time at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 23/12/2020 at 15:24, Eric Cuntman said: This Christmas, they have made new versions of 'Wurzel Gummidge' Definitely a hot favourite for the ‘Outstanding in his field’ award next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Have a close look at the sideways jaw action on Kuenssberg next time she pops up to do her Goebbels bit to camera. Reminiscent of Vicki Pattison. I wonder what they have in common? One has partaken of a serious amount of cock to get to her current position on television. The other is Vicki Pattison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 23/12/2020 at 17:55, Wolfie said: Indeed. Everyone – no matter their disability – should be provided the same opportunities in life without discrimination. Shall we petition the BBC to replace Gary Linekar on MoTD with a one-armed transsexual presenter of ethnic minority who speaks with a listhp and suffers from Tourette's syndrome? If you mean ChildeHarold or JonnyShitePants, then yes definitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 29, 2020 Report Share Posted December 29, 2020 On 23/12/2020 at 17:55, Wolfie said: Indeed. Everyone – no matter their disability – should be provided the same opportunities in life without discrimination. Shall we petition the BBC to replace Gary Linekar on MoTD with a one-armed transsexual presenter of ethnic minority who speaks with a listhp and suffers from Tourette's syndrome? I was gonna say if you were going for the job but Joker beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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