Guest Vicious Bastard Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 I hate this fucking, crap soap with a hatred that is both uncompromising and untreatable. This , total waste of air time sickens me.The story lines are depressing, the acting is piss poor, but the worst thing is that morbid signature tune that makes Leonard Cohen's songs sound like a merry jingle ! Most of the cast are as pig ugly as the script writers are deluded. 60, long hard years this shits run for, I pray to the great god of the cathode ray tube for a studio explosion that blows the entire cast into chunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 59 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingham said: I hate this fucking, crap soap with a hatred that is both uncompromising and untreatable. This , total waste of air time sickens me.The story lines are depressing, the acting is piss poor, but the worst thing is that morbid signature tune that makes Leonard Cohen's songs sound like a merry jingle ! Most of the cast are as pig ugly as the script writers are deluded. 60, long hard years this shits run for, I pray to the great god of the cathode ray tube for a studio explosion that blows the entire cast into chunks. The ugliest of this entire crew has to be Helen Worth ,(Gail Platt) who always looks like she's got a gob full of loose change. I can just imagine her, up before the court "Helen hampster chops Worth you are charged with being unfeasibly ugly, in a public place, how do you plead ? " Foul as fuck , your honour !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, Lord Cuntingham said: The ugliest of this entire crew has to be Helen Worth ,(Gail Platt) who always looks like she's got a gob full of loose change. I can just imagine her, up before the court "Helen hampster chops Worth you are charged with being unfeasibly ugly, in a public place, how do you plead ? " Foul as fuck , your honour !" Why on earth do you watch it then? You gormless fucking imbecile. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why on earth do you watch it then? You gormless fucking imbecile. Thread derailment. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 22 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why on earth do you watch it then? You gormless fucking imbecile. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. I watch it to rev myself up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Lord Cuntingham said: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. I watch it to rev myself up. The horse would be doing the riding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 35 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Thread derailment. Reported. You’re just the sort of pleb whose Christmas lunch will run simultaneously with some cheap TV soap opera and a male stripper for the women.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Lord Cuntingham said: The ugliest of this entire crew has to be Helen Worth ,(Gail Platt) who always looks like she's got a gob full of loose change. I can just imagine her, up before the court "Helen hampster chops Worth you are charged with being unfeasibly ugly, in a public place, how do you plead ? " Foul as fuck , your honour !" She might be gorgeous naked. I know it’s a long shot but stranger things have happened. (Joe Biden) lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: She might be gorgeous naked. I know it’s a long shot but stranger things have happened. (Joe Biden) lol. Sleepy Joe ? What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: She might be gorgeous naked. I know it’s a long shot but stranger things have happened. (Joe Biden) lol. I can’t be the only man who in younger days wondered what Betty Turpin’s hotpot would be like. Equally show me the man who never pondered how the joint ministrations of the Battersby sisters would feel, and I’ll show you a man who isn’t trying hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 43 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I can’t be the only man who in younger days wondered what Betty Turpin’s hotpot would be like. Equally show me the man who never pondered how the joint ministrations of the Battersby sisters would feel, and I’ll show you a man who isn’t trying hard enough. Liz McDonald in full leopard print slut mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 48 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I can’t be the only man who in younger days wondered what Betty Turpin’s hotpot would be like. Equally show me the man who never pondered how the joint ministrations of the Battersby sisters would feel, and I’ll show you a man who isn’t trying hard enough. Yes, you could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Lord Cuntingham said: The ugliest of this entire crew has to be Helen Worth ,(Gail Platt) who always looks like she's got a gob full of loose change. I can just imagine her, up before the court "Helen hampster chops Worth you are charged with being unfeasibly ugly, in a public place, how do you plead ? " Foul as fuck , your honour !" I've always said that if I was producing the next Planet of the Apes film I'd have her starring in it, for the simple reason I'd save a fortune on chimp makeup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I can’t be the only man who in younger days wondered what Betty Turpin’s hotpot would be like. Equally show me the man who never pondered how the joint ministrations of the Battersby sisters would feel, and I’ll show you a man who isn’t trying hard enough. One of those sisters looks like Orville the Duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always said that if I was producing the next Planet of the Apes film I'd have her starring in it, for the simple reason I'd save a fortune on chimp makeup. Helen Worth is a tortoise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Helen Worth is a tortoise. Back in the day? You would though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Back in the day? You would though. I probably still would now if I'm honest DC. I know there are a lot of cunts on here who like to pretend that they wouldn't fuck anything less than a glamour model... but let's be honest. Most straight men would pretty much fuck anything that let them. I know that when I'm on my deathbed, I won't be thinking... 'You know what, I wish that I'd had less sex...' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I probably still would now if I'm honest DC. I know there are a lot of cunts on here who like to pretend that they wouldn't fuck anything less than a glamour model... but let's be honest. Most straight men would pretty much fuck anything that let them. I know that when I'm on my deathbed, I won't be thinking... 'You know what, I wish that I'd had less sex...' You have no idea how many times I’ve used this phrase. No man ever died saying this. The testosterone drip-off has got the better of me yet Mrs Cnut, despite being younger and gagging seems unperturbed by this chemical development. I am, however, bearing an uncanny resemblance to @Neil’s avatar these days. Will better aftershave help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You have no idea how many times I’ve used this phrase. No man ever died saying this. The testosterone drip-off has got the better of me yet Mrs Cnut, despite being younger and gagging seems unperturbed by this chemical development. I am, however, bearing an uncanny resemblance to @Neil’s avatar these days. Will better aftershave help? It depends how much aftershave you drink I suppose. To be honest, I wouldn't recommend modern aftershave. I have a strong suspicion that 'Calvin Klein', 'Hugo Boss' and the like, have been drip-feeding the millennials with 'GAYNESS' drugs that have turned them into worthless mincing faggots. Try obtaining some 'Brut '33'. It will make you feel like you've just had your kidneys ruptured by Henry Cooper. Or just drink some 'Blue Stratos'... it makes you dribble and talk about penguins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It depends how much aftershave you drink I suppose. To be honest, I wouldn't recommend modern aftershave. I have a strong suspicion that 'Calvin Klein', 'Hugo Boss' and the like, have been drip-feeding the millennials with 'GAYNESS' drugs that have turned them into worthless mincing faggots. Try obtaining some 'Brut '33'. It will make you feel like you've just had your kidneys ruptured by Henry Cooper. Or just drink some 'Blue Stratos'... it makes you dribble and talk about penguins. Noted. I’m a ‘Hai Karate’ man meself, the bitch isn’t buying it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Noted. I’m a ‘Hai Karate’ man meself, the bitch isn’t buying it though. 1:44...Frank rocks up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: One of those sisters looks like Orville the Duck. Something something lips move with a hand up her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Never forget that Suranne Jones was on the street in the past and I would bury my face in her tits for a month given the chance.She was tastier then too but thats not to say I still wouldnt give her one up the ginnel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Dennis Tanner will be turning over in his grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You have no idea how many times I’ve used this phrase. No man ever died saying this. The testosterone drip-off has got the better of me yet Mrs Cnut, despite being younger and gagging seems unperturbed by this chemical development. I am, however, bearing an uncanny resemblance to @Neil’s avatar these days. Will better aftershave help? Freddie Mercury may have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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