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5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Most unemployed people that I know , struggle badly. Especially right now. Having a source of income “on the side” in PZs case must be a welcome supplement.

Ireland has a different system the unemployment benefit alone is around 200 euros I think and from what I have read it is easier to get away with doing things on the side. I think that Panz has an occasional limp.

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4 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

Point proven eh, that woman should be having benifits thrown at her, i think it comes down to your own motivation and a sense of self respect/pride in that scenario 

She could get PIPs and a bus pass without having to stop working as she is deaf as well but she does not regard herself as disabled and refuses to even consider applying for either. There are probably thousands like her.

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Get your dole money

Log onto any horse racing newsgroup on Facebook

Gather all the tips from tipsters on there

Select - and this is the crucial bit - those which finish with 'Thank me later' and which do not give a price that you should bet said tip at - just 'this will win' or riffs on that basic theme.

Put them into a huge accumulator

Sit back and wait for the money to roll in or better still double it up with those miillions that Nigerian Minister for paperclips is promising to drop on you if you give him your bank details and PIN.

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3 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Most unemployed people that I know , struggle badly. Especially right now. Having a source of income “on the side” in PZs case must be a welcome supplement.

My needs are few ..I've never really struggled always had somtin or other to occupy my idle fingers 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

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13 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I've just noticed you've made the leaderboard, and my only conclusion is Santa receiving that letter. I wouldn't bank on holding the position though... 

Its due to flooding the forums with his 24 hour never ending barrage of utter horse shit MC. The theory of more is more is obviously working as the punters in his non existent humour category must be the guilty ones. Admin must be so proud.  

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4 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

A task well beyond yer abilities cbb baby...putting one foot infront of tother is a good day for you

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Awful attempt at slagging off another punter panz. Drew is one beer away from being a full blown alcoholic and he lives in a bungalow- the open goals are endless.

Up yer fucking game.  

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52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Its due to flooding the forums with his 24 hour never ending barrage of utter horse shit MC. The theory of more is more is obviously working as the punters in his non existent humour category must be the guilty ones. Admin must be so proud.  

For some reason I'm outta likes, Stubbs, but I couldn't have put it better. Myself and Dec's have labelled it 'the caged lower primate technique'. You chuck enough shit posts around the Corner and some will stick to the board. It's a tried and tested method for fucking idiots - Pen being a prime example, but failing miserably. 

However, the festive period normally sees the likes of Stickers and the rest of the first squad make an appearance. The overweight Welsh wizard Bubba has already stuck his head in...

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4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

You do realise that on 1st of January there will be millions of us paddling our way across the sea to Ireland and seeking asylum.

I fucking won't. I'll probably be clearing my nostrils and eating benzos in a desperate attempt to bring my heart rate down, but you're more than welcome to try...I'll even buy you a lilo! 

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7 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

Fuck knows how people manage on the dole long term, and not financially because they get plenty, but more what fo you actually do to fill your day? I've only been off work since friday and already bored shitless 

I watch a lot of porn. 

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55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Its due to flooding the forums with his 24 hour never ending barrage of utter horse shit MC. The theory of more is more is obviously working as the punters in his non existent humour category must be the guilty ones. Admin must be so proud.  

It's just a little flounder. Puffing its gills out and daydreaming about being a shark. Let the barracudas sharpen their teeth on it. 

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3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I watch a lot of porn. 

Must definitely be a lot, you are possibly the reason they've chopped pornhub down fron 14 million to 3 million then. That's what happens when you comment completed it on every video you watch 

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9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's just a little flounder. Puffing its gills out and daydreaming about being a shark. Let the barracudas sharpen their teeth on it. 

I'm hungry, Eric, and I feel my fellow tiger sharks are ready to feast. A sprat to catch a mackerel in the words of 'Gene Hunt'. 

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2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I’ve finished pornhub.

Onward to xhamster, and the other 37 sites, atleast it'll fill your spare time, albeit in seven second hits 

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1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ive no interest in abusing randomers stubberz baby..im a pacifist..i just come on here for a laff n maybe throw a few slaps at an idiot

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Bollocks, you love it, Panz. Your ongoing feud with Bill over who's getting the keys to spudland always makes me chuckle. I've noticed you've stopped defending McGuinnes and Adams. A wise move on your bog-trotting behalf as even the most partisan punter regards them as a pair of despicable cunts...

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1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

Bollocks, you love it, Panz. Your ongoing feud with Bill over who's getting the keys to spudland always makes me chuckle. I've noticed you've stopped defending McGuinnes and Adams. A wise move on your bog-trotting behalf as even the most partisan punter regards them as a pair of despicable cunts...

Jorry n martìn wernt any worse than the state funded bigots y'all kept in money and power only difference was they were yer bigots n therefore ok ..but i forgive yer ignorance..learn from it n ya wont risk repeating it..although singin land of hope n glory doesn't seem to have got ya far in the last 4 anabit  years

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

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