King Billy Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said: Billy you are out of your depth. Is that a massive torpedo or are you just pleased to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 20 hours ago, King Billy said: Is that a massive torpedo or are you just pleased to see me? Can you even begin to imagine the hysteria generated by the parents who have frequented the council run lido in Torquay this summer? Picture taking your toddler there for a dip this bank holiday weekend. You're splashing about minding your own business when all of a sudden the ominous sounds of the 'Jaws' theme starts playing in your head. You turn around and see a 16 inch cock breaking the surface of the water and rushing toward you at break neck speed. Terrified and adamant you're about to re-enact the Quint death scene, you squeeze your eyes shut and hold the fruit of your loins tight. Ten seconds later and you realise your mistake, it's not a great white shark, but a 6'7, sexually engorged Pen doing backstroke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can you even begin to imagine the hysteria generated by the parents who have frequented the council run lido in Torquay this summer? Picture taking your toddler there for a dip this bank holiday weekend. You're splashing about minding your own business when all of a sudden the ominous sounds of the 'Jaws' theme starts playing in your head. You turn around and see a 16 inch cock breaking the surface of the water and rushing toward you at break neck speed. Terrified and adamant you're about to re-enact the Quint death scene, you squeeze your eyes shut and hold the fruit of your loins tight. Ten seconds later and you realise your mistake, it's not a great white shark, but a 6'7, sexually engorged Pen doing backstroke. You have Obsessive Cock Disorder .. you are a bender aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 28 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: You have Obsessive Cock Disorder .. you are a bender aren't you? Turn it in ffs. Going on and on about your gigantic cock all the time. It’s not as if anyone doesn’t believe you’ve got a whopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 On 24/08/2021 at 21:20, Hokey Gingers said: We don`t judge here Wolfie, just send it back. We do judge. I judge others here (like you have also done, which includes the subjects in your original comment) based on what they write and the manner with which they do it. The freedom a website such as this allows commenters means you can't hide your real personality for long: it will eventually come out. It may therefore go some way to explaining precisely why you're a banal, middle-of-the-road, uneventful, unfunny, non risqué blow-off of a site contributor. I've had more entertainment licking stamps for Christmas cards than engaging with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 29 minutes ago, Wolfie said: We do judge. I judge others here (like you have also done, which includes the subjects in your original comment) based on what they write and the manner with which they do it. The freedom a website such as this allows commenters means you can't hide your real personality for long: it will eventually come out. It may therefore go some way to explaining precisely why you're a banal, middle-of-the-road, uneventful, unfunny, non risqué blow-off of a site contributor. I've had more entertainment licking stamps for Christmas cards than engaging with you. You consider grown men (who claim to fathers) who have fixations with penises as your equals and possibly your betters . what sort of sad lonely beast are you Wolfie and what right have you to even think of sitting in judgement on anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Clavo Cruz said: You consider grown men (who claim to fathers) who have fixations with penises as your equals and possibly your betters . what sort of sad lonely beast are you Wolfie and what right have you to even think of sitting in judgement on anyone? 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: We do judge. I judge others here (like you have also done, which includes the subjects in your original comment) based on what they write and the manner with which they do it. The freedom a website such as this allows commenters means you can't hide your real personality for long: it will eventually come out. It may therefore go some way to explaining precisely why you're a banal, middle-of-the-road, uneventful, unfunny, non risqué blow-off of a site contributor. I've had more entertainment licking stamps for Christmas cards than engaging with you. See the bold part of my comment above. You're here 24/7 posting the same humdrum and inane arse-discharge day after day. People want to enjoy the site, many after work, to be faced with you. The best you do is upload BBC news links, meaning there's no fact-based variety in any of your comments or effort to show you've attempted to find an alternative others can be educated by. Nobody gives a monkey's testicle about your former fucking career as a leftwing BR ticket inspector (essentially a traffic warden of the railways), and you appear to hate all things dog-and generally animal related, which goes against the grain of many here. This, despite claiming you've owned a dog in the past. And you're slimy. You run with the wind, sitting on the shoulders of some members before jumping ship when it suits you. You've also got a keen eye for a shark frenzy when someone's down. You're like a starving vulture with a steroid injection. In all honesty, myself and a growing number of members really don't know whether a former BR guard (and trade union activist) could ever have been a woman in the 1960s, 70s or 80s, during which male-dominated era a set of big balls, physical presence and keen eye for detail would be prerequisites. Had you been female during these decades, you would undoubtedly be better equipped to deal with the casual sexism you bring upon yourself on this site. Calling yourself 'Lady Penelope', in addition to ever-changing avatars of both men and women, fuels the speculation. So, with respect to a simple 'yes' or 'no' to each of these points, are you: a) male b) female c) shemale 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 @Clavo Cruz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Clavo Cruz? This is genuinely the first time since I came back on here that pen hasn't been logged in when I have. He's probably having his Sunday wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: See the bold part of my comment above. You're here 24/7 posting the same humdrum and inane arse-discharge day after day. People want to enjoy the site, many after work, to be faced with you. The best you do is upload BBC news links, meaning there's no fact-based variety in any of your comments or effort to show you've attempted to find an alternative others can be educated by. Nobody gives a monkey's testicle about your former fucking career as a leftwing BR ticket inspector (essentially a traffic warden of the railways), and you appear to hate all things dog-and generally animal related, which goes against the grain of many here. This, despite claiming you've owned a dog in the past. And you're slimy. You run with the wind, sitting on the shoulders of some members before jumping ship when it suits you. You've also got a keen eye for a shark frenzy when someone's down. You're like a starving vulture with a steroid injection. In all honesty, myself and a growing number of members really don't know whether a former BR guard (and trade union activist) could ever have been a woman in the 1960s, 70s or 80s, during which male-dominated era a set of big balls, physical presence and keen eye for detail would be prerequisites. Had you been female during these decades, you would undoubtedly be better equipped to deal with the casual sexism you bring upon yourself on this site. Calling yourself 'Lady Penelope', in addition to ever-changing avatars of both men and women, fuels the speculation. So, with respect to a simple 'yes' or 'no' to each of these points, are you: a) male b) female c) shemale You three have wasted all afternoon to write this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 48 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: You three have wasted all afternoon to write this? Sad, isn't it. I was having a wank. How was yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Sad, isn't it. I was having a wank. How was yours? Was it a spur of the moment, impromptu wank, or just your normal Sunday 5 o'clock wank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 56 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Sad, isn't it. I was having a wank. How was yours? I did my best but my hand kept slipping off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Was it a spur of the moment, impromptu wank, or just your normal Sunday 5 o'clock wank? Now that Thora Hird no longer presents Songs of Praise I don't have to wait until 5pm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 36 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: I did my best but my hand kept slipping off. Why have I got a mental image of Jeremy Beadle trying to pick up a Coke can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Why have I got a mental image of Jeremy Beadle trying to pick up a Coke can. Did he ever try doing a line of coke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 On 29/08/2021 at 19:45, Cunty BigBollox said: Now that Thora Hird no longer presents Songs of Praise I don't have to wait until 5pm. Don't Aled Jones present that nowadays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't Aled Jones present that nowadays? You're right. That's another reason I don't have a wank at 5pm. Is he gay? He can't be gay if he's a god botherer, can he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're right. That's another reason I don't have a wank at 5pm. Is he gay? He can't be gay if he's a god bothered, can he? He's a tubby Welsh cunt, I know that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 @cuntspotter, purely out of curiosity, do you happen to be a bit overweight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's a tubby Welsh cunt, I know that. Earmonds Irish, I thought. could be welsh even? His he Aled's real dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: @cuntspotter, purely out of curiosity, do you happen to be a bit overweight? Yes, I know that it’s so “last year” , my apologies. But there are a lot of us chubsters here ( despite protestations) ….. except poor old Frank, who’s not been well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 21 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Yes, I know that it’s so “last year” , my apologies. But there are a lot of us chubsters here ( despite protestations) ….. except poor old Frank, who’s not been well. I suspect that there are a couple more "spindlies" here besides Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 16 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: @cuntspotter, purely out of curiosity, do you happen to be a bit overweight? ….but I’m not gay. Well…gayish, perhaps. I don’t doubt that I’m extremely attractive …in a certain kind of light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 45 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: in a certain kind of light. None? 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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