Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Sorry, luvvies, you're not looking quite self-satisfied and smug enough. Try focusing on how much money you have, and if that doesn't work think about poor people with cancer." "Fucking perfect! You may be a pair of fat cunts, but by Christ, you're pros." Good auld ‘baws. Say it like it is. Fuck off Holmes you jabba like mick cunt and take your bloody awful mrs with you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 48 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Eamonn darling, you look really, really ill. Luckily I’ve bought you a new body warmer. You should try it on now. Keep you nice and warm on the way to the undertakers.’ Jesus billy, I just sorted red wine out my nostrils with that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Neil said: Mutton Chops Soo coot XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 On 21/12/2020 at 18:27, ProfB said: Today is the shortest day of the year, including in care homes. I didn't know Eamonn and Ruth did a morning show, as I don't watch AM TV. After seeing this Eamonn person EXPOSED on the Corner (by my forum chums) & googling him - my prayer mat is out, he's a piss wagon on wheels with his own fatty shit coming out of his ears. He's singing up his own arsehole. I am waiting for RUTH to reveal all - I am anticipating abortions, shave her fanny hair, stick cones on her tits & fur line her bum hole. & add a feather or 2? YES? Candle in her fanny - hiya big boy? Then he does a mushroom flavoured FART? & next up Tapioca 'delights' from his arsehole. In GOD we trust Amen not Eamonn 😡 Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, ProfB said: After seeing this Eamonn person EXPOSED on the Corner (by my forum chums) & googling him - my prayer mat is out, he's a piss wagon on wheels with his own fatty shit coming out of his ears. He singing up his own arsehole. I am waiting for RUTH to reveal all - I am anticipating abortions, shave her fanny hair, stick cones on her tits & fur line her bum hole. & add a feather or 2? YES? Candle in her fanny - hiya big boy? Then he does a mushroom flavoured FART? & next up Tapioca 'delights' from his arsehole. In GOD we trust Amen not Eamonn 😡 Love ProfB XXX I solved the problem coming up to eleven years ago when I stopped watching this rubbish and got rid of the telly. There was television here around the end of 2020 start of 2021 when I have some relatives staying with me but I never watched it and thankfully they took it with them to Exmouth when they moved into their new place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good auld ‘baws. Say it like it is. Fuck off Holmes you jabba like mick cunt and take your bloody awful mrs with you Even us corner chums all agree re this pair - Pass the sick bag please. None of us can bear them. Us corner chums never normally agress, we love to wind each other up - but we are unanimous of this bag of shit. BOG OFF you full time bores. Will get my great nan to cast one of her black magic spells on this freak show. Love Proffer XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, ProfB said: Even us corner chums all agree re this pair - Pass the sick bag please. None of us can bear them. Us corner chums never normally agress, we love to wind each other up - but we are unanimous of this bag of shit. BOG OFF you full time bores. Will get my great nan to cast one of her black magic spells on this freak show. Love Proffer XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Who ever find this pair entertaining? Ruined my parent's night out- Eamonn was mouthy & talked LOUD & a load of shit. SHUT UP YOU FAT CUNT - even GOD hates you. Bore off. 🤸 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off Holmes you jabba like mick cunt and take your bloody awful mrs with you Overweight bags of boring shit, that smiles & is worse than piles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 On 19/12/2020 at 11:36, ChildeHarold said: Now that dear old Eamonn and Ruth have been cut loose from presenting This Morning on ITV where particularly Eamonn's sloth like delivery has won particularly strong audience ratings in Care Home and Hospice settings, expect to see a flurry of telly ads featuring the soothing pair. This one from "Age Partnership" a shared equity bandit operation and not the well known charity it is easily confused with. Given Eamonn's slurring caused by the non-stop Forth Bridge dental work he's had done over the years to retain his close ups on telly, I was still surprised to hear him say "Life can get better and enjoyable with Aids." Expect an Eamonn Funeral Plan next. It's all perfect in the pale blue suit, cream shirt, powder blue tie and display handkerchief. Even serious illness or death. I am not a fan. should anyone be confused. 🤮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: I am not a fan. should anyone be confused. 🤮 Viewing figures appear to be 1.4million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 28 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: There was television here around the end of 2020 start of 2021 when I have some relatives staying with me Not your grown up children I’d guess. Mainly because people who never existed don’t grow up and can’t come to stay with anyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, ProfB said: I am not a fan. should anyone be confused. Or remotely interested. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not your grown up children I’d guess. Mainly because people who never existed don’t grow up and can’t come to stay with anyone. I seriously doubt whether you have any children. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: Viewing figures appear to be 1.4million. Drug users - you need to be on drugs to tolerate it. Are you a fan C Cruz? Is your Mam & Dad 'the beckhams? Mrs Roots won't give a hoot. You seem to think your good looks will help you get approval from the forum admins - no lad, I offered them fresh organic broad beans & they never badded an eyelid. They are pretty hardcore - seen it all etc. Unshockable too. (maybe just stick your head in an oven - I ain;t gonna talk you out of it, because you are FAT & stupid. END of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Or remotely interested. XXX Love PROFB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Clavo Cruz said: I seriously doubt whether you have any children. His sperm will be 'blanks'. His willy is faulty, a bit too curly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not your grown up children I’d guess. Mainly because people who never existed don’t grow up and can’t come to stay with anyone. Out of interest, not that it has anything to with you or your pretend car .. It was one of my nephews .. his wife who is ten years older than him and her two grown up daughters .. they bought a guest house and are currently coining it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Not your grown up children I’d guess. Mainly because people who never existed don’t grow up and can’t come to stay with anyone. King Billy cannot receive messages. DAFT BASTARD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said: Out of interest, not that it has anything to with you or your pretend car .. It was one of my nephews .. his wife who is ten years older than him and her two grown up daughters .. they bought a guest house and are currently coining it. Correct. I was out of interest at ‘Out’ which didn’t come as any surprise to me at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 20 hours ago, King Billy said: Correct. I was out of interest at ‘Out’ which didn’t come as any surprise to me at all. And I'm too sexy for my hatToo sexy for my hatWhat ya think about that? got the trifle sherry OUT again- & a packet of Dry Roasted Penises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 On 23/08/2021 at 21:11, Wolfie said: Fascinating. We don`t judge here Wolfie, just send it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: And I'm too sexy for my hatToo sexy for my hatWhat ya think about that? got the trifle sherry OUT again- & a packet of Dry Roasted Penises. What goes on that head of yours? I bet your mind is like one of them fucking lava lamps with the wierd bit of Strawberry Fields Forever in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 23 hours ago, ProfB said: Soo coot XXX 22 hours ago, ProfB said: After seeing this Eamonn person EXPOSED on the Corner (by my forum chums) & googling him - my prayer mat is out, he's a piss wagon on wheels with his own fatty shit coming out of his ears. He's singing up his own arsehole. I am waiting for RUTH to reveal all - I am anticipating abortions, shave her fanny hair, stick cones on her tits & fur line her bum hole. & add a feather or 2? YES? Candle in her fanny - hiya big boy? Then he does a mushroom flavoured FART? & next up Tapioca 'delights' from his arsehole. In GOD we trust Amen not Eamonn 😡 Love ProfB XXX 22 hours ago, ProfB said: Even us corner chums all agree re this pair - Pass the sick bag please. None of us can bear them. Us corner chums never normally agress, we love to wind each other up - but we are unanimous of this bag of shit. BOG OFF you full time bores. Will get my great nan to cast one of her black magic spells on this freak show. Love Proffer XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 22 hours ago, ProfB said: Who ever find this pair entertaining? Ruined my parent's night out- Eamonn was mouthy & talked LOUD & a load of shit. SHUT UP YOU FAT CUNT - even GOD hates you. Bore off. 🤸 22 hours ago, ProfB said: Overweight bags of boring shit, that smiles & is worse than piles. 22 hours ago, ProfB said: I am not a fan. should anyone be confused. 🤮 22 hours ago, ProfB said: Drug users - you need to be on drugs to tolerate it. Are you a fan C Cruz? Is your Mam & Dad 'the beckhams? Mrs Roots won't give a hoot. You seem to think your good looks will help you get approval from the forum admins - no lad, I offered them fresh organic broad beans & they never badded an eyelid. They are pretty hardcore - seen it all etc. Unshockable too. (maybe just stick your head in an oven - I ain;t gonna talk you out of it, because you are FAT & stupid. END of. 22 hours ago, ProfB said: XXX Love PROFB 22 hours ago, ProfB said: His sperm will be 'blanks'. His willy is faulty, a bit too curly? 22 hours ago, ProfB said: King Billy cannot receive messages. DAFT BASTARD. 1 hour ago, ProfB said: And I'm too sexy for my hatToo sexy for my hatWhat ya think about that? got the trifle sherry OUT again- & a packet of Dry Roasted Penises. I’ve called you a stupid fucking cunt and worse on many an occasion and this diatribe of childish crap just confirms my opinion I genuinely want you dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ve called you a stupid fucking cunt and worse on many an occasion and this diatribe of childish crap just confirms my opinion I genuinely want you dead Only after a long bout of slow, agonising arse-cancer. The kind that dangles and swings out of the sheep-twat’s shorts so that small children can poke and stab at it with sticks…only then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 On 22/12/2020 at 05:16, Last Cunt Standing said: Judy has developed an interesting way of dealing with her tremor, in that she’s made her arms now so heavy that she cannot raise them from the arms of her recliner, where she spends her days horizontal and being fed liquidised chips through an NG tube. It was all downhill since she flashed that grey bra to Trevor McDonald. (I would) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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