Last Cunt Standing Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Well fuck me sideways, if the China Virus, Brexit or having the worst PM since Eden does not push your average Brit over the edge this Christmas, then the knowledge that this unfunny bunch of Oirish Cunts are getting five more years of BBC funding and the landmark Christmas Special treatment should surely have every sentient adult banging back the paracetamol by the handful. It’ll make it’s inevitable way over here too no doubt. Eric and Ernie must be spinning in their graves. Bring me sunshine? Try a shotgun. https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/16/mrs-browns-boys-to-continue-until-at-least-2026-as-brendan-ocarroll-confirms-massive-bbc-deal-13763767/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well fuck me sideways, if the China Virus, Brexit or having the worst PM since Eden does not push your average Brit over the edge this Christmas, then the knowledge that this unfunny bunch of Oirish Cunts are getting five more years of BBC funding and the landmark Christmas Special treatment should surely have every sentient adult banging back the paracetamol by the handful. It’ll make it’s inevitable way over here too no doubt. Eric and Ernie must be spinning in their graves. Bring me sunshine? Try a shotgun. https://metro.co.uk/2020/12/16/mrs-browns-boys-to-continue-until-at-least-2026-as-brendan-ocarroll-confirms-massive-bbc-deal-13763767/ Bored, yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Any cunt who enjoys this deserves a lobotomy with a battery powered reciprocating saw. Although in honesty you'd have probably already had one if you can sit through this shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Aside from Guinness this is possibly Irelands biggest export. Pansyspacker must be well chuffed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 I think a return visit to the boxset of One Foot will pay handsome dividends. But Victor doesn't make it.... that's worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Poor quality tainment. End of the pier slapstick that goes down well with a half pissed sunburnt audience who just want to pack their bags, load the car and get back to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Aside from Guinness this is possibly Irelands biggest export. Pansyspacker must be well chuffed. I am..yer payin for it.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I am..yer payin for it.. PANZERMURPHYBABY What are your thoughts on MacGowan, P? There's a new documentary out at the moment produced by wife beater Johnny Depp that proclaims him to be the saviour of traditional Irish music. Fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: What are your thoughts on MacGowan, P? There's a new documentary out at the moment produced by wife beater Johnny Depp that proclaims him to be the saviour of traditional Irish music. Fan? I’ve played golf with Ross McGowan a recent winner on the European Tour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve played golf with Ross McGowan a recent winner on the European Tour... He's talking about Shane McGowan. The vocalist from the Pogues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Hes definitely played around with a few golfers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ve played golf with Ross McGowan a recent winner on the European Tour... Did he rent a bed sit from you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said: I am..yer payin for it.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Enjoy your Christmas Panzy, you've got 6 weeks of lockdown after. HaHaHa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Decimus said: the saviour of traditional Irish music. I thought Michael Flatley had this tied up years ago, the St Vitus’ dancing cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: What are your thoughts on MacGowan, P? There's a new documentary out at the moment produced by wife beater Johnny Depp that proclaims him to be the saviour of traditional Irish music. Fan? Talentless waste of skin would be me opinion PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Talentless waste of skin would be me opinion PANZERMURPHYBABY I’m glad that it isn’t just me, PZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Enjoy your Christmas Panzy, you've got 6 weeks of lockdown after. HaHaHa. Ima doley bludger makes no difference to me cbb baby ..but youll always be an idiot....top tip..if ya say less it'll take people longer to realise it PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, cuntspotter said: I’m glad that it isn’t just me, PZ. Theres a lot of us that hold the same opinion PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Ima doley bludger makes no difference to me cbb baby ..but youll always be an idiot....top tip..if ya say less it'll take people longer to realise it PANZERMURPHYBABY And I’m a miserable fucking pensioner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: And I’m a miserable fucking pensioner. Cheer up....don't ebenezer the yule vibe.. PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 "Feck. Feck. Feck off" "Mammy. Mammy. Feck." Barry Mcguigan clone in a dress, trips over "Feck". "Eedjit." Barry McGuigan cunt in a dress makes out he's fucked up his line for comic effect, moron audience laughs "Feck fecking eefjit" McGuigan cunt falls over. The end. There you go. That's each and every episode. 5 fucking years? Bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Feck. Feck. Feck off" "Mammy. Mammy. Feck." Barry Mcguigan clone in a dress, trips over "Feck". "Eedjit." Barry McGuigan cunt in a dress makes out he's fucked up his line for comic effect, moron audience laughs "Feck fecking eefjit" McGuigan cunt falls over. The end. There you go. That's each and every episode. 5 fucking years? Bollocks. It's 11.26 and I'll take a guess and say you're probably about one and a half bottles in. I'm strapping in for another sorry episode of the Camberwell Gypsy's Midnight Hour of Drunken Fucking Trite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Frank said: Its a 11.26 and I'll take a guess and say you're probably about one and a half bottles in. I'm strapping in for another sorry episode of the Camberwell Gypsy's midnight Hour of Drunken Fucking Trite. No actually. I've just moved into my new house on the Surrey/Sussex border and I'm totally fucked. I'm in bed with a horlicks and going to sleep. Got shitload of new furniture from Collingwood Batchelor of East Grinstead arriving tomorrow, as well as an Edwardian 4 poster arriving from Brighton. G'night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No actually. I've just moved into my new house on the Surrey/Sussex border and I'm totally fucked. I'm in bed with a horlicks and going to sleep. Got shitload of new furniture from Collingwood Batchelor of East Grinstead arriving tomorrow, as well as an Edwardian 4 poster arriving from Brighton. G'night. Okay.. very sorry. Sleep well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Okay.. very sorry. Sleep well. Breathe deep Gyps. Long day ahead tomorrow. God’s speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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