Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, Frank said: DC? Leave the newbies alone frank. You sinister, daddy long-legs Svengali cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, Frank said: DC? It's good to see that despite your relative decline, you've still got your instincts. I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: DC? Your sucking up to DC is sickening, we all know you simply want his nuts on yer chin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 16, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 He’s had ‘em....we had a lovely evening...etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 48 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’s had ‘em....we had a lovely evening...etc. Then you’ve more than likely got the same dose of tertiary bad AIDS that’s turned Frank into a pipe cleaner limbed walking corpse. This is what happen to his late Ming. I’d take the bleach option 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: He’s had ‘em....we had a lovely evening...etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Frank said: What a fucking mong - she repulses me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What a fucking mong - she repulses me. This is about standard for franks taste in shite music and women who look like blokes in drag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: This is about standard for franks taste in shite music and women who look like blokes in drag Frank is what I think of as a proper 'Muso', one of those nose tapping cunts who thinks that pretending to appreciate absolute shite makes him appear knowledgeable. And bores everybody to tears with stories of how he was the first reserve castanet player for China Crisis in 1983. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frank is what I think of as a proper 'Muso', one of those nose tapping cunts who thinks that pretending to appreciate absolute shite makes him appear knowledgeable. And bores everybody to tears with stories of how he was the first reserve castanet player for China Crisis in 1983. Frank is what I think of as little as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Frank is what I think of as a proper 'Muso', one of those nose tapping cunts who thinks that pretending to appreciate absolute shite makes him appear knowledgeable. And bores everybody to tears with stories of how he was the first reserve castanet player for China Crisis in 1983. You can imagine the cunt at Ronnie Scott’s, spindly legs crossed, thumb and forefinger supporting his chin, letting everyone know around him you must listen to the notes they don’t play, I hope he is alone on Christmas Day.... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: You can imagine the cunt at Ronnie Scott’s, spindly legs crossed, thumb and forefinger supporting his chin, letting everyone know around him you must listen to the notes they don’t play, I hope he is alone on Christmas Day.... Alone on xmas day is a given for frank. His family hate his fucking guts and are rejoicing thanks to COVID so they don’t have to see the miserable cunt. I hope he chokes to death on his microwaved turkey dinner for one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 On 15/12/2020 at 20:04, Decimus said: Would you like to hear my voice, Frank? https://streamable.com/ Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: This is about standard for franks taste in shite music and women who look like blokes in drag Well, they both go hand in hand. Old Franco stated on a previous thread about longing to eat some "Timothy's Cadbury's". I'd like to think everybody's jaw dropped upon this revelation, but I doubt even an eyebrow was raised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: You can imagine the cunt at Ronnie Scott’s, spindly legs crossed, thumb and forefinger supporting his chin, letting everyone know around him you must listen to the notes they don’t play, I hope he is alone on Christmas Day.... I certainly could, Ed. Sporting a fedora and a hideous pastel coloured sports jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 16, 2020 Report Share Posted December 16, 2020 48 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Well, they both go hand in hand. Old Franco stated on a previous thread about longing to eat some "Timothy's Cadbury's". I'd like to think everybody's jaw dropped upon this revelation, but I doubt even an eyebrow was raised. I’d happily shit in franks mouth, as long as he was dead of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Duck billed fatty non plussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Jeff said: Duck billed fatty non plussed. That medieval flail on your profile page... did you make it? That chain didn't come out of a blacksmiths shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That medieval flail on your profile page... did you make it? That chain didn't come out of a blacksmiths shop. You are Eric Knowles. I therefore claim an incredibly suspect clutch bag from Frank, and a Christmas card from Jewdy...if he's still alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 On 15/12/2020 at 14:58, Dyslexic cnut said: Number four global newsworthy story for the Beeb yesterday was that this vocally-challenged,tubby munter millionairess has been forced to leave this seminally talented ‘musical’ ensemble. The nation now weeps and the fear is that it could result in the ‘band’s’ demise. How the fuck are we all going to cope with this devastating news? It’s being compared to the Beatle’s break up, but surely it’s going to be far more traumatising for the nation....musically? Never mind pandemics and Brexit, Little Rips may never be the same again. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Cunt Ok...it was number five actually. Apologies Fatto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That medieval flail on your profile page... did you make it? That chain didn't come out of a blacksmiths shop. Wilco's , £27.00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Lord Cuntingham said: Wilco's , £27.00 Woolworths ones were much nicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vicious Bastard Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Woolworths ones were much nicer. Ah, to wander though Woolworths shite filled shelves one more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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