Dave Umbongo Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Fucking shit cunts Camelot and this fucking Euromillions draw bollox had better get knocked on the head come January 1st when we exit from the shit-fest that is the EU. The jackpot on Friday was £180.8 million so fuck knows what the total prize fund was. Take into account the % taken off by retailers and those cunts Camelot themselves and I reckon the UK public must have paid around £50 million into this, and what did the UK get out?, £4.387 million or minus 90% return. Sounds just like the fucking EU doesn't it. If the UK public had any sense those Camelot cunts would have gone bankrupt by now as everyone flocked to the Health Lottery or somebody like Dick Branson or Mike Ashley, as much as I think you're cunts, get some fucking competition in for these Camelot cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking shit cunts Camelot and this fucking Euromillions draw bollox had better get knocked on the head come January 1st when we exit from the shit-fest that is the EU. The jackpot on Friday was £180.8 million so fuck knows what the total prize fund was. Take into account the % taken off by retailers and those cunts Camelot themselves and I reckon the UK public must have paid around £50 million into this, and what did the UK get out?, £4.387 million or minus 90% return. Sounds just like the fucking EU doesn't it. If the UK public had any sense those Camelot cunts would have gone bankrupt by now as everyone flocked to the Health Lottery or somebody like Dick Branson or Mike Ashley, as much as I think you're cunts, get some fucking competition in for these Camelot cunts. Spunked the mortgage on 'scratchies' again? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 I don't do it,It's too much of a lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spunked the mortgage on 'scratchies' again? I haven't purchased one for ages, scratchcard or a mortgage, and I've told the corner before that the only mortgage that is in my name is being paid for by tenants. There just seems to be a shitload of disposable money floating around even though cunts want the rest of the country to feed their kids. Gamble Responsibly; Drink Responsibly; Hands, Face, Space; You've got to be in it to win it; fuck you shit cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I haven't purchased one for ages, scratchcard or a mortgage, and I've told the corner before that the only mortgage that is in my name is being paid for by tenants. There just seems to be a shitload of disposable money floating around even though cunts want the rest of the country to feed their kids. Gamble Responsibly; Drink Responsibly; Hands, Face, Space; You've got to be in it to win it; fuck you shit cunts. See, all those years of brand loyalty and now the brewery's sponsoring you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spunked the mortgage on 'scratchies' again? What’s a mortgage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking shit cunts Camelot and this fucking Euromillions draw bollox had better get knocked on the head come January 1st when we exit from the shit-fest that is the EU. The jackpot on Friday was £180.8 million so fuck knows what the total prize fund was. Take into account the % taken off by retailers and those cunts Camelot themselves and I reckon the UK public must have paid around £50 million into this, and what did the UK get out?, £4.387 million or minus 90% return. Sounds just like the fucking EU doesn't it. If the UK public had any sense those Camelot cunts would have gone bankrupt by now as everyone flocked to the Health Lottery or somebody like Dick Branson or Mike Ashley, as much as I think you're cunts, get some fucking competition in for these Camelot cunts. Camelot are simply agents re the Euromillions lot .. I think that it is some form of trust fund. The main concern I have is that in the first ten years of our own lottery based on 49 numbers and a £1 ticket price there were regular weekly payouts of around £5million .. the sale of camelot to the Canadian teachers pension fund certainly did a lot of damage .. to me the sale to a foreign pension fund should not have been permitted. As to the Health Lottery that is another private fiddle with too low of a jackpot. Branson was rightly kept out. Mystic Meg vexed me to fuck but that Saturday night show sold tickets and brought thos regular circa £5million jackpots for a £1 a ticket .. that is what they should go back to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Fatty said: What’s a mortgage? Its a kind of lock .. it locks you for about 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Its a kind of lock .. it locks you for about 25 years. Mmmmmm, never heard of that, I suppose being filthy rich I wouldn’t of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 16 minutes ago, Fatty said: What’s a mortgage? It's a gauge for measuring morts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 It's a sort of tax on stupidity. Dim cunts in shell suits making the rest of us wait behind them while they peer at the scratch cards, wetting themselves at the thought of the coming disappointment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's a sort of tax on stupidity. Dim cunts in shell suits making the rest of us wait behind them while they peer at the scratch cards, wetting themselves at the thought of the coming disappointment. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a gauge for measuring morts. A Mortice Gauge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Peter Tinniswood had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 Fella near me won it a few years back, 101 million and he won it on his last pound and living in a caravan, all he had planned with his payout was a season ticket for stamford bridge and a house nearby, nice fella by all accounts aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Fella near me won it a few years back, 101 million and he won it on his last pound and living in a caravan, all he had planned with his payout was a season ticket for stamford bridge and a house nearby, nice fella by all accounts aswell. Proof that only cunts win big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Neil said: Proof that only cunts win big That stupid fat cunt michael carroll was proof enough of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's a sort of tax on stupidity. Dim cunts in shell suits making the rest of us wait behind them while they peer at the scratch cards, wetting themselves at the thought of the coming disappointment. Be a good citizen and wait patiently. This bollocks provides real hope and instant cheap entertainment to the masses without a hint of religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 On 05/12/2020 at 14:16, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking shit cunts Camelot and this fucking Euromillions draw bollox had better get knocked on the head come January 1st when we exit from the shit-fest that is the EU. The jackpot on Friday was £180.8 million so fuck knows what the total prize fund was. Take into account the % taken off by retailers and those cunts Camelot themselves and I reckon the UK public must have paid around £50 million into this, and what did the UK get out?, £4.387 million or minus 90% return. Sounds just like the fucking EU doesn't it. If the UK public had any sense those Camelot cunts would have gone bankrupt by now as everyone flocked to the Health Lottery or somebody like Dick Branson or Mike Ashley, as much as I think you're cunts, get some fucking competition in for these Camelot cunts. Considered hooking up with Marjorie of Fatfighters Little Britain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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