ratcum Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He was good in Road to Perdition. Fucking ruined Enemy at the Gates though. I agree Gypo. That and the fact that the Germans lost the gig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cut Harold some slack Wearers, he’s think as fucking pig shit She’s one hell of a Gal, a yid even ratty would spare from the zyklon showers Nope. Norman Finkelstein is the only earwig afforded that Rat accolade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: Nope. Norman Finkelstein is the only earwig afforded that Rat accolade Indeed. A shit disturber of note. We need more cunts like him who speak their minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 27 minutes ago, ratcum said: Nope. Norman Finkelstein is the only earwig afforded that Rat accolade Would you slip your salami into Gal's cod hatch before marching her off, naked and shaven, to the showers though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Goober said: Would you slip your salami into Gal's cod hatch before marching her off, naked and shaven, to the showers though? Another night in for you because the Blue Oyster (Dagenham) has been closed and you’ve been furloughed from the gay dance troupe... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another night in for you because the Blue Oyster (Dagenham) has been closed and you’ve been furloughed from the gay dance troupe... lol. You seem to be very familiar with the entertainment in the aforementioned establishment. I can't imagine why... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, Goober said: Would you slip your salami into Gal's cod hatch before marching her off, naked and shaven, to the showers though? There are few more beautiful women on planet earth. Definitely a keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Goober said: You seem to be very familiar with the entertainment in the aforementioned establishment. I can't imagine why... You ridiculous cunt...I’ll bet you’re ready to sneak into your local Zoo during lockdown with a pair of step ladders to fuck the Giraffes... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You ridiculous cunt...I’ll bet you’re ready to sneak into your local Zoo during lockdown with a pair of step ladders to fuck the Giraffes... Fuck off. I imagine that with your tiny, shit encrusted bullet, you'd struggle to sexually satisfy anything in your local zoo's meerkat enclosure, let alone any of the larger male mammals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: You ridiculous cunt...I’ll bet you’re ready to sneak into your local Zoo during lockdown with a pair of step ladders to fuck the Giraffes... Fuck off. Don't be fucking stupid, you idiotic cum slurper. I'd go to Great Yarmouth Sea Life and get a blow job from a Skate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I imagine that with your tiny, shit encrusted bullet, you'd struggle to satisfy anything in your local zoo's meerkat enclosure, let alone any of the larger mammals. I dunno, I wouldn’t put it past the dirty poof to have a go sucking off a rhino. A black one of course 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: There are few more beautiful women on planet earth. Definitely a keeper She could definitely go full Wonder Woman on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I imagine that with your tiny, shit encrusted bullet, you'd struggle to sexually satisfy anything in your local zoo's meerkat enclosure, let alone any of the larger mammals. You would be in clover in the “Carl Beech reptile enclosure” inserting various molitors and Galapagos lizards up your rear end and videoing the sick debacle to share with close, debauched, gender ambiguous relations.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Goober said: She could definitely go full Wonder Woman on me. What about this boner killer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about this boner killer? That's overfull Wonder Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You would be in clover in the “Carl Beech reptile enclosure” inserting various molitors and Galapagos lizards up your rear end and videoing the sick debacle to share with close, debauched, gender ambiguous relations.... lol Molitor. Good one. I'd feed you feet first to a Komodo Dragon, but I suspect they'd refuse meat tainted by a diet of 85% black man cock yoghurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 39 minutes ago, Goober said: That's overfull Wonder Woman. No. It’s Miss America 2020. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 20 minutes ago, White Cunt said: No. It’s Miss America 2020. I thought it was Miss Liverpool at first but then I realised; no moustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought it was Miss Liverpool at first but then I realised; no moustache I wonder what Miss Taliban 2020 looks like. Then again, I imagine the judges do as well. She only won because she'd waxed her big toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 10 minutes ago, Goober said: I wonder what Miss Taliban 2020 looks like. Then again, I imagine the judges do as well. She only won because she'd waxed her big toes. The burkha section would be interesting. "So Fatima what do want to achieve if you win"? "Well Ahmed Aspel, I would kill all infidels and establish a world wide Caliphate". "Marvellous. Just like the 15 Fatimas before you". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought it was Miss Liverpool at first but then I realised; no moustache It's Bella Emberg. 'Blunderwoman' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's Bella Emberg. 'Blunderwoman' I know Eric. You fink I'm fick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The burkha section would be interesting. "So Fatima what do want to achieve if you win"? "Well Ahmed Aspel, I would kill all infidels and establish a world wide Caliphate". "Marvellous. Just like the 15 Fatimas before you". Do you think the lovely ladies get downgraded if you can't get an oversized letter through the eye slit of their burka? Sorry Jameela, you're deducted 20 points because you could get a Large Letter through that gap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know Eric. You fink I'm fick? Only sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's Bella Emberg. 'Blunderwoman' No wonder Decs is back in the penthouse after 3 days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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