Dave Umbongo Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 Fucking useless, incompetent fuckwit in charge of 'managing' the UK's world leading test & trace system. This would have turned out better with Group4 or Jarvis Rail Maintenance in charge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking useless, incompetent fuckwit in charge of 'managing' the UK's world leading test & trace system. This would have turned out better with Group4 or Jarvis Rail Maintenance in charge. I think Tory HQ got together and said 'The public need a bit of fun in their lives, now we've persuaded them that this is the Black Death they're living through, so, rock paper scissors - Chris Grayling or Dido Harding in charge of Test and Trace?!' She's the British Kite Mark standard for piss-bloody-useless. On her watch, Talk Talk paid out millions after a cyber attacjk and data loss but tshe still walked away with a golden handshake woth £squiddley-diidleys. As a jockey she fucked up on Cool Dawn, before being replaced by a proper jockey who then went on to win the Cheltenham Gold Cup on it. Clearly she's now found the perfect canvas on which to give the biggest possible expse of her true fucking uselessness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 Fucking useless singer as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking useless, incompetent fuckwit in charge of 'managing' the UK's world leading test & trace system. This would have turned out better with Group4 or Jarvis Rail Maintenance in charge. For a minute I thought you had nominated Claire Dildo Balding the BBC’s chief rug muncher but that gauntlet can be taken up in due course.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 Seeing the pandemic as an opportunity to make a fast buck is the hallmark of Thatcherism and the present crop of neo-Thatcherites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I think Tory HQ got together and said 'The public need a bit of fun in their lives, now we've persuaded them that this is the Black Death they're living through, so, rock paper scissors - Chris Grayling or Dido Harding in charge of Test and Trace?!' She's the British Kite Mark standard for piss-bloody-useless. On her watch, Talk Talk paid out millions after a cyber attacjk and data loss but tshe still walked away with a golden handshake woth £squiddley-diidleys. As a jockey she fucked up on Cool Dawn, before being replaced by a proper jockey who then went on to win the Cheltenham Gold Cup on it. Clearly she's now found the perfect canvas on which to give the biggest possible expse of her true fucking uselessness If you vote for Thatcherites this is what you'll get every time. A privatised approach to managing civid will end up with a public sector bail out which is what is exactly happening now with the railways and our third rate telecoms/broadcasting infrastructure in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: If you vote for Thatcherites this is what you'll get every time. A privatised approach to managing civid will end up with a public sector bail out which is what is exactly happening now with the railways and our third rate telecoms/broadcasting infrastructure in this country. If Labour had been in power instead of the Johnson gang, do you really think they would have done things much differently ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: If Labour had been in power instead of the Johnson gang, do you really think they would have done things much differently ? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking useless, incompetent fuckwit in charge of 'managing' the UK's world leading test & trace system. This would have turned out better with Group4 or Jarvis Rail Maintenance in charge. Beat me to outing this greedpig cunt by an hour, so...good nom.👍🏿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 Because this nom represents a fatal attack on Johnson and what is basically a Brexit/Fucking Not Interested in Anything Else Govt it will predictably die the death of lack of oxygen on this site. Like many thousands of UK citizens due to the greed and incompetency of Johnson and his unqualified over-promoted cabinet and their cronies in business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Because this nom represents a fatal attack on Johnson and what is basically a Brexit/Fucking Not Interested in Anything Else Govt it will predictably die the death of lack of oxygen on this site. Like many thousands of UK citizens due to the greed and incompetency of Johnson and his unqualified over-promoted cabinet and their cronies in business. Dont hold back, H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Dont hold back, H. Even my ventilator is working overtime, and it's got a smarmy Dyson turbo (made in Singapore) fitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: If Labour had been in power instead of the Johnson gang, do you really think they would have done things much differently ? The Labour inbreds in Wales are smashing it. They’re the first to have discovered that buying a pair of trousers or a toaster spreads the virus. I wonder how long before someone walks into Cardiff police station bottomless and points out to the desk sergeant that trousers are legally a non essential item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 25, 2020 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Because this nom represents a fatal attack on Johnson and what is basically a Brexit/Fucking Not Interested in Anything Else Govt it will predictably die the death of lack of oxygen on this site. Like many thousands of UK citizens due to the greed and incompetency of Johnson and his unqualified over-promoted cabinet and their cronies in business. Where’s Dianne Abbot when the country needs her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: If you vote for Thatcherites this is what you'll get every time. A privatised approach to managing civid will end up with a public sector bail out which is what is exactly happening now with the railways and our third rate telecoms/broadcasting infrastructure in this country. Good job I didn't then ....and where does the public sector get its money from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 17 hours ago, King Billy said: Where’s Dianne Abbot when the country needs her? Eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Good job I didn't then ....and where does the public sector get its money from? Boris spends every night in his bedroom printing new money, al la Eddie in Bottom. Soon there'll be an 18 pound note with Priti Patel, getting her jugs out, on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Boris spends every night in his bedroom printing new money, al la Eddie in Bottom. Soon there'll be an 18 pound note with Priti Patel, getting her jugs out, on it. Is it still considered legal tender if it's covered in cum? I know the £20 one with Adam Smith always was...umm...er....don't ask me how I know....asking for a friend etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Is it still considered legal tender if it's covered in cum? I know the £20 one with Adam Smith always was...umm...er....don't ask me how I know....asking for a friend etc There was a rumour that back in the 80s the new fiver was going to have Linda Lusardi strategically holding a small beach ball. But this was scuppered when the few that got printed as samples disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eating. ......and counting calories while she does it. Do you know she can eat 5x boxes of Jaffa Cakes and 3x family sized trifles and it's less than a 525 calories once she's added it all up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Is it still considered legal tender if it's covered in cum? It is a truth universally acknowledged that Jane Austen would look really fucking hot with kitten eyes, bless. (© Viz Profanisaurus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 On 25/10/2020 at 13:44, Jiggerycock said: I think Tory HQ got together and said 'The public need a bit of fun in their lives, now we've persuaded them that this is the Black Death they're living through, so, rock paper scissors - Chris Grayling or Dido Harding in charge of Test and Trace?!' She's the British Kite Mark standard for piss-bloody-useless. On her watch, Talk Talk paid out millions after a cyber attacjk and data loss but tshe still walked away with a golden handshake woth £squiddley-diidleys. As a jockey she fucked up on Cool Dawn, before being replaced by a proper jockey who then went on to win the Cheltenham Gold Cup on it. Clearly she's now found the perfect canvas on which to give the biggest possible expse of her true fucking uselessness ‘The old theory was that you build up expertise by doing GCSEs, A-Levels, a degree, MSC, PhD and then rise to the top-and they might call on you to run an emergency like a pandemic.’ But not with this bunch of cunts because here comes pig-farm Dido. Chum of Old Etonians, at Oxford with the pig-fucker general (the irony?) and married to the Cunt that’s desperate to privatise the NHS by stealth. The track and trace system is now fucked....wonder why? These cunts need to be jailed...this vacuous sow has no background in healthcare and no business being anywhere near the position her chums have put her in. She needs killing along with the cunts who positioned her. Nepotistic bacon-faced Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: ...kitten eyes The Viz definition doesn't appear to be online, but there's something close on Urban Dictionary. I wonder it that could possibly be OUR old chum HizerKite who posted it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Viz definition doesn't appear to be online, but there's something close on Urban Dictionary. I wonder it that could possibly be OUR old chum HizerKite who posted it? KITTEN EYES n.Of a lucky lady who has just received a hefty load of hot fish yoghurt in her face, to have difficulty peeling her eyelids apart, in a manner reminiscent of a three-day old baby cat opening it’s minces for the first time. ‘Aw bless. She’s got kitten eyes look.’ ’Quick. Freeze the frame, your Holiness. I’m nearly there.’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 10 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Good job I didn't then ....and where does the public sector get its money from? From the proletariat by robbing them of the surplus value their labour creates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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