Jiggerycock Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 I'm tempted to go minimalist here, point readers at the use of Steppenwof's counter-culture classic 'Born To Be Wild' (for many, the start of heavy metal) and its insipidly twee makeover in the new Volvo ad, and leave it at that. Can't these cultural ghouls leave stuff alone though? Isn't there enough oh-so-lame contemporary music out there that large swathes of the population humm and whirr to, that ad-men can slap on a video of, oh I dunno, a labrador puppy licking some bubble gum icecream in order to sell you some shit you don't need. I only bring this up because Christmas is around the corner and I'm betting the farm some cunt has turned 'Sabbath Bloody Sabbath' (the bit where Ozzy screams 'YOU BASTARD!') into a torch song, as the backing track of an angelic child looking all wistful in soft focus - and John Lewis' marketing department are drowning in a pool of their own fucking cum! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm tempted to go minimalist here, point readers at the use of Steppenwof's counter-culture classic 'Born To Be Wild' (for many, the start of heavy metal) and its insipidly twee makeover in the new Volvo ad, and leave it at that. Can't these cultural ghouls leave stuff alone though? Isn't there enough oh-so-lame contemporary music out there that large swathes of the population humm and whirr to, that ad-men can slap on a video of, oh I dunno, a labrador puppy licking some bubble gum icecream in order to sell you some shit you don't need. I only bring this up because Christmas is around the corner and I'm betting the farm some cunt has turned 'Sabbath Bloody Sabbath' (the bit where Ozzy screams 'YOU BASTARD!') into a torch song, as the backing track of an angelic child looking all wistful in soft focus - and John Lewis' marketing department are drowning in a pool of their own fucking cum! Good nomination. Remember what they did to Guns & Roses 'Sweet Child O' Mine'? half tempo, gutless renditions with twee, whimsical girls on vocals. Sickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 27 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm tempted to go minimalist here, point readers at the use of Steppenwof's counter-culture classic 'Born To Be Wild' (for many, the start of heavy metal) and its insipidly twee makeover in the new Volvo ad, and leave it at that. Can't these cultural ghouls leave stuff alone though? Isn't there enough oh-so-lame contemporary music out there that large swathes of the population humm and whirr to, that ad-men can slap on a video of, oh I dunno, a labrador puppy licking some bubble gum icecream in order to sell you some shit you don't need. I only bring this up because Christmas is around the corner and I'm betting the farm some cunt has turned 'Sabbath Bloody Sabbath' (the bit where Ozzy screams 'YOU BASTARD!') into a torch song, as the backing track of an angelic child looking all wistful in soft focus - and John Lewis' marketing department are drowning in a pool of their own fucking cum! I quite like it when it happens in the opposite direction and bands cover some ad jingle Put the freshness back Jiggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 I thought it was amusing that Huey Lewis fucked Pepsi off when they offered him $5m for a song right. Michael Jackson snaffled the cash then promptly got his head set on fire doing the video. This led to his mental health problems, painkiller addiction and eventual premature death. Kidfucking aside, sometimes it can be a good thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 The cheeky cunt who decided they could use Link Wrays Rumble riff for a frigging insurance ad . Boils my piss every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I thought it was amusing that Huey Lewis fucked Pepsi off when they offered him $5m for a song right. Michael Jackson snaffled the cash then promptly got his head set on fire doing the video. This led to his mental health problems, painkiller addiction and eventual premature death. Kidfucking aside, sometimes it can be a good thing... His 'mental health' problems were already rampaging long before he set fire to his hairdo. Bleaching himself, fucking a chimp and pretending to be a six year old. Filthy fucking black nonce. How did Michael's guests know when it was bedtime? When the big hand touched the little hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His 'mental health' problems were already rampaging long before he set fire to his hairdo. Bleaching himself, fucking a chimp and pretending to be a six year old. Filthy fucking black nonce. How did Michael's guests know when it was bedtime? When the big hand touched the little hand. No Eric...prior to the coiffure pyrotechnics he was a nice fella. Always got his round in & threw a mean dart. He even fingered my mates sister, who was 30 @ the time. It was the Pepsi pyros wot done it...thank god for Huey Lewis’ artistic integrity I say...dead spooks matter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: No Eric...prior to the coiffure pyrotechnics he was a nice fella. Always got his round in & threw a mean dart. He even fingered my mates sister, who was 30 @ the time. It was the Pepsi pyros wot done it...thank god for Huey Lewis’ artistic integrity I say...dead spooks matter. Huey Lewis did well for a kid from Kazakhstan. Massive cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I quite like it when it happens in the opposite direction and bands cover some ad jingle Put the freshness back Jiggers You Sir, have impeccable taste in music. These lads are a big fave of the pecker and I saw them a couple of years ago opening for Bad Religion. I was due to see them this summer in Bristol but thanks to bat flu... Maybe next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You Sir, have impeccable taste in music. These lads are a big fave of the pecker and I saw them a couple of years ago opening for Bad Religion. I was due to see them this summer in Bristol but thanks to bat flu... Maybe next year I wouldn't hold out much hope for next year either. The powers that be are having way too much fun exercising draconian control over the population. Unless people wake up, tear off their masks (badges of compliance) and start saying no to this ridiculous Orwellian plot, nothing's going to change. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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