Neil Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 When your job is reliant on the weather you then realise what a bunch of useless fucking cunts they are.Proof that if nature is going to fuck you over there's fuck all you can do about it. Carol Kirkwood is a (big titted) cunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 That’s a job I’d like. Be wrong 50% of the time and still get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, southerncunt said: That’s a job I’d like. Be wrong 50% of the time and still get paid. If only it was 50% of the time.Its worse hearing coming from that queer cunt on the beeb Thomas fucking Shaffernacker or whatever is fucking mincing name is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Neil said: If only it was 50% of the time.Its worse hearing coming from that queer cunt on the beeb Thomas fucking Shaffernacker or whatever is fucking mincing name is. You're fuckin' lucky, 'oop north'® we get this mincing twat, and his fuckin' bongos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Joker said: You're fuckin' lucky, 'oop north'® we get this mincing twat, and his fuckin' bongos. Correct J....I despise this fuckin genetic experiment Cunt. I’d like to drum a fuckin cymbal up his sphincter sideways until he tore. Cunt needs killing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 Gay, Welsh and a fuckin liar....it snowed that week...Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Joker said: You're fuckin' lucky, 'oop north'® we get this mincing twat, and his fuckin' bongos. This fag side...what about the parrot-fish faced hagfuck that reads the news up here...Annabel Tiffin? She looks like an anatomy robber stole her lips. Hideous looking creature beamed into our homes 5 days a week, probs because she’s an anchovy licker. No red-blooded male would slip his pride and joy into this weird looking skank. She needs cymballing too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Correct J....I despise this fuckin genetic experiment Cunt. I’d like to drum a fuckin cymbal up his sphincter sideways until he tore. Cunt needs killing. That would be a sex cymbal then? I'll get me high hat! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 How many drummers does it take to change a cymbal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 45 minutes ago, Neil said: How many drummers does it take to change a cymbal? I dunno, how many ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: That’s a job I’d like. Be wrong 50% of the time and still get paid. If you’re in Alice Springs it’s hot and sunny every day so no weather presenter needed and the local populace can carry on feeding their children to the dingoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you’re in Alice Springs it’s hot and sunny every day so no weather presenter needed and the local populace can carry on feeding their children to the dingoes. Scorchio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I dunno, how many ? A one,a two,a one-two-three-four.................................well you fucking asked! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2020 Report Share Posted October 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Neil said: A one,a two,a one-two-three-four.................................well you fucking asked! Are we talking about drumming or you whacking a prozzie on the head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 Jackie Mason Is In The House contains a great five minute rant about weather forecasters by a master of stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 17, 2020 Report Share Posted October 17, 2020 On 15/10/2020 at 09:56, southerncunt said: That’s a job I’d like. Be wrong 50% of the time and still get paid. Only 50% SC? Don't sell yourself short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted October 18, 2020 Report Share Posted October 18, 2020 On 15/10/2020 at 09:54, Neil said: When your job is reliant on the weather you then realise what a bunch of useless fucking cunts they are.Proof that if nature is going to fuck you over there's fuck all you can do about it. Carol Kirkwood is a (big titted) cunt Fitzroy topped himself because he couldn't get it right and nothing's changed since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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