Dave Umbongo Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Not sure on the precise terminology here, and perhaps @ratcum can help, but are these clipboard-wielding dinner ladies not the Blockaltester Kapos of yesteryear? Who would sign up for such a grim job? Doormen that aren't very busy at the moment. Can anyone think of someone? Oh, the irony of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Doormen that aren't very busy at the moment. Can anyone think of someone? Oh, the irony of it. I'm joining the resistance. fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 One of these little Hitler twats has just shut my boozer down. She was about 19years old & strutting about the pub with a clipboard and an inside out mask on, also worn upside down. The reason for her angst? One table had 7 chairs alongside it...(no fucker sat there like) and apparently, she had spotted this life-threatening transgression on an earlier visit. This pompous runt-bitch gloated that she had closed seven puns that week. Not wanting to sound bitter (geddit?) but if she soon takes up residence at the local hospice, soon...I shan’t weep. The twatcunt whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: One of these little Hitler twats has just shut my boozer down. She was about 19years old & strutting about the pub with a clipboard and an inside out mask on, also worn upside down. The reason for her angst? One table had 7 chairs alongside it...(no fucker sat there like) and apparently, she had spotted this life-threatening transgression on an earlier visit. This pompous runt-bitch gloated that she had closed seven puns that week. Not wanting to sound bitter (geddit?) but if she soon takes up residence at the local hospice, soon...I shan’t weep. The twatcunt whore. ‘Pubs’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 11 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: It was just a joke Dawn, I'm not really a carer. You seem to be rather out of sorts today, but I wish you a pleasant evening. I had a a very pleasant evening as per usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 29 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: One of these little Hitler twats has just shut my boozer down. She was about 19years old & strutting about the pub with a clipboard and an inside out mask on, also worn upside down. The reason for her angst? One table had 7 chairs alongside it...(no fucker sat there like) and apparently, she had spotted this life-threatening transgression on an earlier visit. This pompous runt-bitch gloated that she had closed seven puns that week. Not wanting to sound bitter (geddit?) but if she soon takes up residence at the local hospice, soon...I shan’t weep. The twatcunt whore. Bearing in mind that you have been posting during pub hours I would suggest that your "pub" is your bedsit .. probably about as real as a certain other poster's golf clubhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Bearing in mind that you have been posting during pub hours I would suggest that your "pub" is your bedsit .. probably about as real as a certain other poster's golf clubhouse. Errmmm...it’s 6.25am Pen...dunno what the opening hours in your part of Wales are sweetheart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Errmmm...it’s 6.25am Pen...dunno what the opening hours in your part of Wales are sweetheart. Since when has Devon been been in Cymru? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Since when has Devon been been in Cymru? I’d deny my nationality if I was Welsh, and Devon is just a short paddle to the land of the inbreds. Welsh Cunt bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’d deny my nationality if I was Welsh, and Devon is just a short paddle to the land of the inbreds. Welsh Cunt bint. Anyway, aren’t you on a yellow card for being a useless cunt? 2) Lady P. Continual mind numbing nominations and pointless content. Less is more. Your longevity does not afford you any privileges. Change or the exit will be shown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’d deny my nationality if I was Welsh, and Devon is just a short paddle to the land of the inbreds. Welsh Cunt bint. I was born in Stoke-on-Trent duck and I have lived in Ingerland all my life so get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was born in Stoke-on-Trent duck and I have lived in Ingerland all my life so get fucked. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Stoke-on-Trent? It gets worse. The septic-sphincter of this sceptred Isle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 53 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Stoke-on-Trent? It gets worse. The septic-sphincter of this sceptred Isle! You are not Pisstazza by any chance are you?, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: You are not Pisstazza by any chance are you?, ? Qué? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It makes you wonder what arsehats would want this job. Probably the same ones who become traffic wardens. ......now you mention it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's the point of wearing a fucking mask as well as distancing? I'd like to echo the GP in Belfast who stated that these masks are akin to "Having a chain link fence to stop mosquitoes". If any fucking chancer in uniform lays a finger on me, they'll need a fucking ventilator but it won't be for any disease. Quite right about the puzzling requirement for a mask and distancing. Around here, non mask wearers in shops are treated like vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 18 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Cancer has a mortality of 50%; many of those victims are young. Covid has a mortality of 0.28%; mainly of those people so old/infirm that pretty much any illness would have taken them. Cancer screening, presentations, speeds of referrals, diagnostics, surgeries and chemotherapy have all been significantly reduced because of covid. It's shameful. We pay for a service that will knowingly neglect us at the behest of Matt Hancock. Cancer is not contagious unlike Covid, Moreover it is becoming apparent that the latter may have long term implications for the patient. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's the point of wearing a fucking mask as well as distancing? I'd like to echo the GP in Belfast who stated that these masks are akin to "Having a chain link fence to stop mosquitoes". If any fucking chancer in uniform lays a finger on me, they'll need a fucking ventilator but it won't be for any disease. Take that to its logical conclusion then there is no need for surgeons and theatre staff to be gowned, gloved and masked up during surgical procedures. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Take that to its logical conclusion then there is no need for surgeons and theatre staff to be gowned, gloved and masked up during surgical procedures. Yes, why do surgeons insist on wearing all that ridiculous PPE? Stupid sheep 🐑- if only they knew how they’re being controlled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Take that to its logical conclusion then there is no need for surgeons and theatre staff to be gowned, gloved and masked up during surgical procedures. Surgeons wear masks to prevent droplets from their nose and mouth dropping into an open wound. Next 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Yes, why do surgeons insist on wearing all that ridiculous PPE? Stupid sheep 🐑- if only they knew how they’re being controlled. See my answer below Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Surgeons wear masks to prevent droplets from their nose and mouth dropping into an open wound. Next Exactly the same reason why we are being required to wear masks, it is to protect others from us .. have you turned into Angry Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 As to the Corvid Marshall .. the more the merrier. If you step back to the 1970s and earlier there were uniformed people everywhere and many of them had to be treated with some respects. The Postie, The Park Keeper, The Traffic Warden, The Deck Chair Attendant, The Milkman and of course the Policeman/woman on the beat. Most of them would have some idea of what was going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Exactly the same reason why we are being required to wear masks, it is to proect other from us .. have you turned into Angry Eric? How many people do you see walking along with open wounds? Look I'm not prepared to spend my time on this site justifying my opinions. I come on here to cunt the good the bad the ugly and the famous. Now: go away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: How many people do you see walking along with open wounds? Look I'm not prepared to spend my time on this site justifying my opinions. I come on here to cunt the good the bad the ugly and the famous. Now: go away! A lot of people .. the open wound being their big fat stupid gobs, noses and eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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