ChildeHarold Posted October 3, 2020 Report Share Posted October 3, 2020 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Calm down Action Man. You should see me after Christmas in my new slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Jaysus, what a load of old drivel. Good morning, and fuck off. Ape is currently banned for posting drivel subsequent to this nonsensical, downmarket nomination. His absence in a blessed relief and adds gravitas to current offerings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 4, 2020 Report Share Posted October 4, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ape is currently banned for posting drivel subsequent to this nonsensical, downmarket nomination. His absence in a blessed relief and adds gravitas to current offerings. No he's not. He was released with a rail warrant and 10/- note this morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: No he's not. He was released with a rail warrant and 10/- note this morning. I have it in good authority that Andrew is not hurrying back anytime soon, he is showing some backbone. Take note major, an old time pro taking time out properly... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ape is currently banned for posting drivel subsequent to this nonsensical, downmarket nomination. His absence in a blessed relief and adds gravitas to current offerings. I am standing in for Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 58 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am standing in for Ape. I'd like to see you "standing in" the middle lane of the M5 as a lorry approaches at 70mph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I have it in good authority that Andrew is not hurrying back anytime soon, he is showing some backbone. Take note major, an old time pro taking time out properly... If he has any sense, he will keep below the radar. We know of another Andrew who flies helicopters, and has an interest in young girls. To be fair though, that Andrew doesn't shit behind trees. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am standing in for Ape. I'm o.k with that. You are more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 31 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd like to see you "standing in" the middle lane of the M5 as a lorry approaches at 70mph Not the middle of the down fast at Betley Road as a Pendalino approaches at 125MPH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Not the middle of the down fast at Betley Road as a Pendalino approaches at 125MPH? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off Where to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 5, 2020 Report Share Posted October 5, 2020 41 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Is he dead? Or at the very least suffering and in extreme pain. I hope so. No, but I hope that you will soon be dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 8 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I reckon you'd like to suck my sav until my head caved in. 🙂 You are not very good at maths are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 On 04/10/2020 at 23:04, Mrs Roops said: No he's not. He was released with a rail warrant and 10/- note this morning. Destination...anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 48 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Destination...anywhere. He still outside the station I checked his warrant .. it was 49 years out of date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 6, 2020 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 37 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Never had much interest in maths. Lost the thread at algebra and never really mastered the rest as it seemed quite pointless. Damn good at basic dollars and cents maths though, which is where it counts. I came to conclusion that maths above the level of business maths was/is for cunts. Surprising really because my dad was a university professor of electrical engineering. The only non cunt interested in maths i ever knew. It would be better for all concerned if you were dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 On 06/10/2020 at 10:33, JohnnySaucePants said: Never had much interest in maths. Lost the thread at algebra and never really mastered the rest as it seemed quite pointless. Damn good at basic dollars and cents maths though, which is where it counts. I came to conclusion that maths above the level of business maths was/is for cunts. Surprising really because my dad was a university professor of electrical engineering. The only non cunt interested in maths i ever knew. Sounds like the first chapter of Brian Blessed's autobiography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 On 06/10/2020 at 10:33, JohnnySaucePants said: Damn good at basic dollars and cents maths though, which is where it counts. Especially when you’re at your part time job down at the Dollarstore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 3 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: We dont have Dollarstore where i reside. Dollarstore as i understand it is for bottom feeding cunts and plebs like Ape and Eric the " I need to be top of the leader board" wannabe. I refuse to be associated with the low life unwashed lice infested scum. Name dropping again. You just can’t help yourself it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 11 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I didnt know you were a fan of the bearded shouty bastard. Are you related? Wouldnt bother reading it myself, i think he"s a cunt. He climbed Everest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Name dropping again. You just can’t help yourself it seems. it's recently occurred to me that everything Johnnifer has posted up until now has been part of an elaborate and cunning trap, designed to make us think that he's a semi-literate, humourless repetitive fucking spastic. And we've only gone and fallen for it like the dunderheads we are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: it's recently occurred to me that everything Johnnifer has posted up until now has been part of an elaborate and cunning trap, designed to make us think that he's a semi-literate, humourless repetitive fucking spastic. And we've only gone and fallen for it like the dunderheads we are! He certainly had me fooled - he’s very convincing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: He climbed Everest. Bollocks. He was carried up by Sherpas and professional mountaineers as are most celebrity windbags... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: You said you know exactly where i live, were coming to see me to machete me to death, and had called the SPCA on me because my dog nashed a cat to death. Nothing; i'm still waiting. You bull shitting, door opening complete and utter wanker. Climbing up the leader board on CC is the single and only ambition you have ever had. Moron. I see that I'm still not getting to you. Impotent little rattled man-child. Calm down before you shit yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2020 Report Share Posted October 12, 2020 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bollocks. He was carried up by Sherpas and professional mountaineers as are most celebrity windbags... Sounds like you've done it, fucked it and got the T shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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