Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Breeding, and good taste. lol. Fuck off Evening Scote. I’m on the west coast of Scotland with a huge Macallan having played reasonable golf today. Scotland is in disarray having been divided by Rosa Klebb-Sturgeon. The Scots are great and their golf courses are fabulous but I worry for their politics and governance. Enjoy your Pastis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Evening Scote. I’m on the west coast of Scotland with a huge Macallan having played reasonable golf today. Scotland is in disarray having been divided by Rosa Klebb-Stugeon. The Scots are great and their golf courses are fabulous but I worry for their politics and governance. Enjoy you Pastis. Spelling mistakes galore Punkers, but never mind. Send it to Ape, and substitute Pastis for Pasties. Own brand of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Spelling mistakes galore Punkers, but never mind. Send it to Ape, and substitute Pastis for Pasties. Own brand of course. Is this a pastiche? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Spelling mistakes galore Punkers, but never mind. Send it to Ape, and substitute Pastis for Pasties. Own brand of course. I’m rather pissed after a historic lunch followed by the pub and an outrageous lobster 🦞 dinner. A storm is coming in tomorrow so the golf is cancelled and we’re going to the pub with the local RNLI lads, one of whom caught the Lobsters we ate for dinner. lol. Fuck off etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this a pastiche? More like a Spastiche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: More like a Spastiche. Good evening pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this a pastiche? Achievement = C Effort = A+ Overall = shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: followed by the pub and an outrageous lobster 🦞 dinner. Did you introduce it to your crabs that you got from Alan Carr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m rather pissed after a historic lunch followed by the pub and an outrageous lobster 🦞 dinner. A storm is coming in tomorrow so the golf is cancelled and we’re going to the pub with the local RNLI lads, one of whom caught the Lobsters we ate for dinner. lol. Fuck off etc... Teeming with squally details. So the Bisto Meal for One was OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Achievement = C Effort = A+ Overall = shit 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Did you introduce it to your crabs that you got from Alan Carr? We had a huge seafood platter so the crabs 🦀 were included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: We had a huge seafood platter so the crabs 🦀 were included. Actually Alan and Mel, in that order, Radio 2 was quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Teeming with squally details. So the Bisto Meal for One was OK? I can imagine you eating sweet and sour moths captured from your inadequately teetering wardrobe.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: I can imagine you eating sweet and sour moths captured from your inadequately teetering wardrobe.. lol. with the soiled leggings hanging over the door like a scene from the Naked Civil Servant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m rather pissed after a historic lunch followed by the pub and an outrageous lobster 🦞 dinner. A storm is coming in tomorrow so the golf is cancelled and we’re going to the pub with the local RNLI lads, one of whom caught the Lobsters we ate for dinner. lol. Fuck off etc... Any fingers left on the cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Spelling mistakes galore Punkers, but never mind. Send it to Ape, and substitute Pastis for Pasties. Own brand of course. Your constant cunting of ape never fails to entertain withers. Please remind us of why you do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: with the soiled leggings hanging over the door like a scene from the Naked Civil Servant. Quentin Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 50 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Your constant cunting of ape never fails to entertain withers. Please remind us of why you do it? Ape is a peasant and should be downtrodden by his social and intellectual superiors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ape is a peasant and should be downtrodden by his social and intellectual superiors. So why hasn't he been, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m rather pissed after a historic lunch followed by the pub and an outrageous lobster 🦞 dinner. A storm is coming in tomorrow so the golf is cancelled and we’re going to the pub with the local RNLI lads, one of whom caught the Lobsters we ate for dinner. lol. Fuck off etc... A historic lunch? What did you have, Ham sandwich from the Napoleonic era? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: A historic lunch? What did you have, Ham sandwich from the Napoleonic era? Great Western back to normal service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Ever since Mr McDonald got the "Kent Countryside" all arse about face and kept a straight face on live broadcast, I have held him in high esteem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 4 hours ago, The Beast said: Ever since Mr McDonald got the "Kent Countryside" all arse about face and kept a straight face on live broadcast, I have held him in high esteem. I don't know what the fuck you are on about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I don't know what the fuck you are on about. You stupid fucking Kent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I don't know what the fuck you are on about. He slipped up and said "Cunt Kentryside", but managed to carry on like a trouper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 10 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: He slipped up and said "Cunt Kentryside", but managed to carry on like a trouper. That's exactly it. Trevor is my main man. A rock. Which defeats the point of whatever joke was there. My only complaint against Trevor is his relentless programmes on American prisons which are fucking boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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