No signs of intelligent life

[Guest Williewhoopassjohnson]

I had the misfortune today to hear an advert for butlins on the radio "starring" joe swash and stacy solomon, this is why the rest of the world laughs at us, and why kids are growing up thick as shit. Anyone heard it? I think there should be a go fund me to send the cunts into space on a one way ticket. I also hope they both get corona up the arse. 

[King Billy]

13 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

I also hope they both get corona up the arse. 

Butlins top brass must think the ‘Sol’ shines out of their arses.

The old Mexican beer switch trick. Very rarely used nowadays.

[nocti]

Bit of advice to those who find themselves in the rather precarious, and frankly unlikely position of being offered a blowjob by Stacy Solomon. Keep her nice and warm. If her teeth start chattering, you're fucked.

[camberwell gypsy]

15 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

I had the misfortune today to hear an advert for butlins on the radio "starring" joe swash and stacy solomon, this is why the rest of the world laughs at us, and why kids are growing up thick as shit. Anyone heard it? I think there should be a go fund me to send the cunts into space on a one way ticket. I also hope they both get corona up the arse. 

It's all a part of the big plan to dumb down the working classes. That's why they have that towie shite. ITVb channel is the main weapon in the MSM armoury. 

I watched an episode of towie just to see what it was like. It seems like everyone on it suffers from some form of autism. 

[ChildeHarold]

15 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

I had the misfortune today to hear an advert for butlins on the radio "starring" joe swash and stacy solomon, this is why the rest of the world laughs at us, and why kids are growing up thick as shit. Anyone heard it? I think there should be a go fund me to send the cunts into space on a one way ticket. I also hope they both get corona up the arse. 

The Scandics and Germans laugh at our red top newspaper front pages - for morons. 

[ChildeHarold]

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

The Scandics and Germans laugh at our red top newspaper front pages - for morons. 

They make Lorraine Chase and "Luton airport?" sound like the poetry of Wordsworth or Shakespeare? I call it council-estate-slut-speech prevalent across Vodafone 's advertising campaign, Quest TV, especially Salvage Hunters and Bangers and Cash, now doing voiceiver links on Channel 4.

The depths to which this country has sunk is truly extraordinary with even what little high culture we had before now being wateted down to an undemanding populist drool. 

I quite lke some aspects of Gilbert and George's art, but they were part of the fucking 1970s banner ART FOR ALL, picked up by the Left and particularly Red Ken at the GLC when it still run tje Southbank Centre. From that point on the cultural and artistic standard at the Southbank Centre collapsed. After extorting huge sums in private donations for a refurbishment that in any other Western civilised country would have been paid for by the government as part of its arts spending, the venues at the Centre offer nothing but Classic FM popular classics and such shit as Concrete Late Night Gigs in the QEH with various DJs fucking wearing out the stunning 1960s cool interior design. At one point "patrons" were taking pints of beer into the auditorium for stand up comedy like the The Pub Landlord. 

I see no way forward or no way back to the high standards of the 1950s and 1960s.

Once you adopt Art For All it's just Bums On Seats, careerist ignorant cunts in charge, and a govt laughing all the way to the bank. And an increasingly dumbed down society. 

[ChildeHarold]

They make Lorraine Chase and "Luton airport?" sound like the poetry of Wordsworth or Shakespeare? I call it council-estate-slut-speech prevalent across Vodafone 's advertising campaign, Quest TV, especially Salvage Hunters and Bangers and Cash, now doing voiceover links on Channel 4.

 

The depths to which this country has sunk is truly extraordinary with even what little high culture we had before now being watered down to an undemanding populist drool. 

 

I quite like some aspects of Gilbert and George's art, but they were part of the fucking 1970s banner ART FOR ALL, picked up by the Left and particularly Red Ken at the GLC when it still run the Southbank Centre. From that point on the cultural and artistic standard at the Southbank Centre collapsed. After extorting huge sums in private donations for a refurbishment that in any other Western civilised country would have been paid for by the government as part of its arts spending, the venues at the Centre offer nothing but Classic FM popular classics and such shit as Concrete Late Night Gigs in the QEH with various DJs fucking wearing out the stunning 1960s cool interior design. At one point "patrons" were taking pints of beer into the auditorium for stand up comedy like the The Pub Landlord. 

 

I see no way forward or no way back to the high standards of the 1950s and 1960s.

 

Once you adopt Art For All it's just Bums On Seats, careerist ignorant cunts in charge, and a govt laughing all the way to the bank. And an increasingly dumbed down society. 

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

The Scandics and Germans laugh at our red top newspaper front pages - for morons. 

What a fitting self-appraisal the title of this nom is for you, Childe.

[ChildeHarold]

37 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

What a fitting self-appraisal the title of this nom is for you, Childe.

I regard you as one of the morons. 

[and]

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I regard you as one of the morons. 

Harsh!

He really loves animals (especially those that shit all over the pavement when he's taking them for walkies)

[Ape™️]

13 minutes ago, Joker said:

Harsh!

He really loves animals (especially those that shit all over the pavement when he's taking them for walkies)

Yes, we all know you hate dogs - you tell us every fucking day. Nobody gives a shit, so change the record, you weird, dog shit obsessed idiot.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Joker said:

Harsh!

He really loves animals (especially those that shit all over the pavement when he's taking them for walkies)

Don't you mean "taking them" up the arse. That school geography field trip to Wales certainly gave him an education. 

[Wolfie]

2 hours ago, Joker said:

Harsh!

He really loves animals (especially those that shit all over the pavement when he's taking them for walkies)

 

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Don't you mean "taking them" up the arse. That school geography field trip to Wales certainly gave him an education. 

Sometimes I find it hard to measure the depth of incredibly poor standard on the Corner, case in point with a childish sex-bestiality comment. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised by Mr Thick & Mr Shit's reponses – the duo otherwise known as 'Thick-as-Shit'.

[Ape™️]

31 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 

Sometimes I find it hard to measure the depth of incredibly poor standard on the Corner, case in point with a childish sex-bestiality comment. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised by Mr Thick & Mr Shit's reponses – the duo otherwise known as 'Thick-as-Shit'.

There’s a certain synergy when they drivel together - a level of shit that is greater than the sum of their individual shit. It’s remarkable.

[Frank]

31 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 

Sometimes I find it hard to measure the depth of incredibly poor standard on the Corner, case in point with a childish sex-bestiality comment. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised by Mr Thick & Mr Shit's reponses – the duo otherwise known as 'Thick-as-Shit'.

Wolfé I think it’s a given that an online corner of cunts are going to be thick. Plagiarising my act won’t help the cause. Grow up. 

[Guest Williewhoopassjohnson]

8 hours ago, nocti said:

Bit of advice to those who find themselves in the rather precarious, and frankly unlikely position of being offered a blowjob by Stacy Solomon. Keep her nice and warm. If her teeth start chattering, you're fucked.

She's a dick aint she, she's the imagine of wallace from wallace and gromit, suprised she can manage breathing and blinking at the same time 

[Guest Williewhoopassjohnson]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's all a part of the big plan to dumb down the working classes. That's why they have that towie shite. ITVb channel is the main weapon in the MSM armoury. 

I watched an episode of towie just to see what it was like. It seems like everyone on it suffers from some form of autism. 

Seriously, reality tv is dumbing us down as a nation its fucking hideous, apparently if you are braindead enough i read somewhere you can do a towie tour of essex, this country is bollocksed

[Guest Williewhoopassjohnson]

7 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

They make Lorraine Chase and "Luton airport?" sound like the poetry of Wordsworth or Shakespeare? I call it council-estate-slut-speech prevalent across Vodafone 's advertising campaign, Quest TV, especially Salvage Hunters and Bangers and Cash, now doing voiceiver links on Channel 4.

The depths to which this country has sunk is truly extraordinary with even what little high culture we had before now being wateted down to an undemanding populist drool. 

I quite lke some aspects of Gilbert and George's art, but they were part of the fucking 1970s banner ART FOR ALL, picked up by the Left and particularly Red Ken at the GLC when it still run tje Southbank Centre. From that point on the cultural and artistic standard at the Southbank Centre collapsed. After extorting huge sums in private donations for a refurbishment that in any other Western civilised country would have been paid for by the government as part of its arts spending, the venues at the Centre offer nothing but Classic FM popular classics and such shit as Concrete Late Night Gigs in the QEH with various DJs fucking wearing out the stunning 1960s cool interior design. At one point "patrons" were taking pints of beer into the auditorium for stand up comedy like the The Pub Landlord. 

I see no way forward or no way back to the high standards of the 1950s and 1960s.

Once you adopt Art For All it's just Bums On Seats, careerist ignorant cunts in charge, and a govt laughing all the way to the bank. And an increasingly dumbed down society. 

I think the only way you'd save the intelligence of the future generations is ridding reality tv and social media, it just shows kids you can be a talentless thick ugly fuckwit that doesn't have to work, but can cash in on your own stupidity and be a millionare. Its literally taking away any motivation kids once had, hence they are all now xbox zombies 

[cuntspotter]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's all a part of the big plan to dumb down the working classes. That's why they have that towie shite. ITVb channel is the main weapon in the MSM armoury. 

I watched an episode of towie just to see what it was like. It seems like everyone on it suffers from some form of autism. 

I thought they all suffered from a simple case of cuntism.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

Seriously, reality tv is dumbing us down as a nation its fucking hideous, apparently if you are braindead enough i read somewhere you can do a towie tour of essex, this country is bollocksed

But it is a global trend associated with "free" markets and the search for the lowest common denominator - eg mentally unchallenging, bland and playing to basic instincts, the race to the bottom - to leverage consumer spending through associated advertising. We now have bingo ads (a form of gambling that isn't harmless) intersecting teen programming in the 6-7.30pm slot for example Home and Away and Neighbours. It doesn't have to be subliminal - that's too clever - it just needs to be a consistent enveloping wall of information that eventually conditions the subject. I pity all generations that grew up in the periid after 1979 when Thatcher and Reagan came in. They KNOW NO BETTER. The world since 1979 has gone backwards and is fucking boring. 

[King Billy]

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

But it is a global trend associated with "free" markets and the see arch for the lowest common denominator - eg mentally unchallenging, bland and playing to basic instincts, the race to the bottom - to leverage consumer spending through associated advertising. We now have bingo ads (a form of gambling that isn't harmless) intersecting teen programming in the 6-7.30pm slot for example Home and Away and Neighbours. It doesn't have to be subliminal - that's too clever - it just needs to be a consistent enveloping wall of information that eventually conditions the subject. I pity all generations that grew up in the periid after 1979 when Thatcher and Reagan came in. They KNOW NO BETTER. The world since 1979 has gone backwards and is fucking boring. 

Fuck. I’ve been living all this time with the misguided idea that Maggie Thatcher dragged Britain back from a one way ticket to a socialist nightmare future. Those fucking old school MSM were at their mischief even back then. Cunts. All those lies about Scargills NUM and all the other big unions strangling the country. 3 day weeks and electricity cuts and rubbish piling up in the streets and bodies piling up cos nobody would go back to work to bury them with dignity. BL on strike. Picket lines, so called scabs and their families intimidated and assaulted, just for the crime of going to work to feed their kids. Just think how fucking fantastic it would be now if that pesky Thatcher hadn’t ruined everything.

What a fool I’ve been to think she was a great PM.

[ChildeHarold]

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Fuck. I’ve been living all this time with the misguided idea that Maggie Thatcher dragged Britain back from a one way ticket to a socialist nightmare future. Those fucking old school MSM were at their mischief even back then. Cunts. All those lies about Scargills NUM and all the other big unions strangling the country. 3 day weeks and electricity cuts and rubbish piling up in the streets and bodies piling up cos nobody would go back to work to bury them with dignity. BL on strike. Picket lines, so called scabs and their families intimidated and assaulted, just for the crime of going to work to feed their kids. Just think how fucking fantastic it would be now if that pesky Thatcher hadn’t ruined everything.

What a fool I’ve been to think she was a great PM.

You said it. Join Bozo the Clown. 

[Guest Williewhoopassjohnson]

9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

But it is a global trend associated with "free" markets and the search for the lowest common denominator - eg mentally unchallenging, bland and playing to basic instincts, the race to the bottom - to leverage consumer spending through associated advertising. We now have bingo ads (a form of gambling that isn't harmless) intersecting teen programming in the 6-7.30pm slot for example Home and Away and Neighbours. It doesn't have to be subliminal - that's too clever - it just needs to be a consistent enveloping wall of information that eventually conditions the subject. I pity all generations that grew up in the periid after 1979 when Thatcher and Reagan came in. They KNOW NO BETTER. The world since 1979 has gone backwards and is fucking boring. 

It is a genuine shame our kids wont get to grow up in the same world we did, everything is so safe for a start, plus you aren't allowed to fail at anything, getting things wrong was how i learned my most valuable lessons, social media is a lead weight aswell becuase kids use it in there awkward developmental years and becuase of that there mistakes get played out on line to a massive audience and never get left behind. Plus music for example, i used to listen to the clash, kids have got cardi B now. God help the future generations. 

[ChildeHarold]

5 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

It is a genuine shame our kids wont get to grow up in the same world we did, everything is so safe for a start, plus you aren't allowed to fail at anything, getting things wrong was how i learned my most valuable lessons, social media is a lead weight aswell becuase kids use it in there awkward developmental years and becuase of that there mistakes get played out on line to a massive audience and never get left behind. Plus music for example, i used to listen to the clash, kids have got cardi B now. God help the future generations. 

They just lack any style or flair. Ed Sheeran or John Lennon? They have all the faults of the youth of any generation but none of the genius. Fucking dull as shit and easily manipulated with no staying power. 

[Guest Williewhoopassjohnson]

6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

They just lack any style or flair. Ed Sheeran or John Lennon? They have all the faults of the youth of any generation but none of the genius. Fucking dull as shit and easily manipulated with no staying power. 

I can't stick ed sheeran, really swang it for me when it turned out he wasn't actually homeless and was choosing to act like it while his millionare parents were living comfortably in Framlingham. He's very high up on my complete cunt list