Witheredscrote Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: An estate agent parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, the estate agent grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the estate agent starts screaming hysterically: “My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined, it’ll simply never be the same again!” After the estate agent finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: “I can’t believe how materialistic you estate agents are,” “You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.” “How can you say such a thing at a time like this?”, snaps the estate agent. The policeman replies, “Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.” The estate agent looks down in absolute horror………. “Oh my God!” he screams – “Where’s my Rolex?!” First time I've 'heard' this joke, this year. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: First time I've 'heard' this joke, this year. Fuck off Never mind that, what do you make of that spiv estate agent, Asda suit and rubber soles on his shoes, disgusting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: First time I've 'heard' this joke, this year. Fuck off I’m rapidly becoming tired of you. Is there any deterioration of your prognosis that I can take comfort in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 11 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re still smarting about your ban... lol. Cretin. lolol. Any viewings today scum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Any viewings today scum? Mtembe will be hungrily viewing his chocolate tea towel holder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rattled... 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Just a small selection of quality output here. The owners, adim and roops must be so proud of their baby. Equally, we're not too enamoured with one of the site's big beasts who is now arguably The Corner's most bad tempered diva who bleats "rattled" more times than anyone else whenever someone has the temerity to challenge him. In the space of a year you have morphed from site sage to a hysterical teenage girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 On 09/10/2020 at 11:34, Stubby Pecker said: Just a small selection of quality output here. The owners, adim and roops must be so proud of their baby. Ever since the Gestapo like enforcement of the inter member acrimony rules from January things have gone down hill quicker than a Greek cunt off piste. Fortunately admin seem to have seen the error of their ways, but the horse has already bolted. We're missing several amusing punters who's creativity has been stifled, and called it a day. Harold's throwing more shit at the wall than a group of unsupervised toddlers. Johnny's delusions have placed him in New Zealand, and there's more trolls than a fucking fairy tale. Although the kickings of yesterday have restored my faith that we can salvage something half decent... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 13 hours ago, Eddie said: Never mind that, what do you make of that spiv estate agent, Asda suit and rubber soles on his shoes, disgusting You, and your type, wouldn't be allowed in his office. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 45 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You, and your type, wouldn't be allowed in his office. We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts. Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts. Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks... lol. And why not ...I’ve got £63.78 and my Nan’s half sovereign ring in my nest egg. These things don’t jyst look after themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts. Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks... lol. Hush, grubby little man, polyester suits and skid marks is what you’re all about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts. The average property trust is down 30% this year, and very few have shown any increase at all over the last five years. Only a total fucking mug would invest in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The average property trust is down 30% this year, and very few have shown any increase at all over the last five years. Only a total fucking mug would invest in them. They’ve got all of my £63.78. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts. Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks... lol. Bullshit. The only club you're a member of is the 'Terence Higgins Trust', and the closest you've got to a golf course was a weekend break at Butlins. You're a flagrant turd burglar of incredibly poor breading who's teeth resemble a witch doctors necklace. Fucking Opus Dei wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The average property trust is down 30% this year, and very few have shown any increase at all over the last five years. Only a total fucking mug would invest in them. A good buy in time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 43 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Bullshit. The only club you're a member of is the 'Terence Higgins Trust', and the closest you've got to a golf course was a weekend break at Butlins. You're a flagrant turd burglar of incredibly poor breading who's teeth resemble a witch doctors necklace. Fucking Opus Dei wanker. Breading? No doubt an activity at your gay dogging 🐶 events.... lol. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A good buy in time.. Buy low, sell high. The first part is easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: And why not ...I’ve got £63.78 and my Nan’s half sovereign ring in my nest egg. These things don’t jyst look after themselves. You jammy cunt. All my old gran left me was 3 pence, and her ring piece in a mortician's preserving jar. She had a warped sense of humour. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Buy low, sell high. The first part is easy. Forget this shit Bawsey. Have you seen the video that has gone viral titled 'I lost my son to Covid 19, but not how you think...'. 11+ minutes of excruciating, heart rending viewing. It almost reduced even me to tears, but then I thought 'hang on, they are Septics', and I started to laugh. Is that wrong? Edited October 10, 2020 by Witheredscrote Nit - picking pikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit Bawsey. Have you seen the video that has gone viral titled 'I lost my son to Covid 19, but not how you think...'. 11:42mins of excruciating, heart rending viewing. It almost reduced even me to tears, but then I thought 'hang on, they are Septics', and I started to laugh. Is that wrong? 11 hours 42 minutes? Fucking hell that was a long one. I think Wagner's Ring Cycle was shorter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 11 hours 42 minutes? Fucking hell that was a long one. I think Wagner's Ring Cycle was shorter. Yeh, you're right. I'll change it. 11 minutes is definitely enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 11 hours 42 minutes? Fucking hell that was a long one. I think Wagner's Ring Cycle was shorter. Is a 'ring cycle' the same as Mr Garrison's arse-dildo bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: We have no estate agents at my club although several members are on the board of several property investment trusts. Most of the morons on here probably have a cake tin under bed for their savings and to help their liquidity they scuttle along to the payday loan sharks... lol. As noted earlier, property trusts are circling the drain, before the final flush. Commercial is artificially supported, but is on its last legs, before the mudslide takes it down further. Banks, equity firms, trust funds, pension funds, local councils are shitting themselves as they are all hanging on to those imaginary “valuations” and pray profusely. Can you hear the water? That’s those investments going down the pan. A biscuit tin filled with pounds sounds like a wise move. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is a 'ring cycle' the same as Mr Garrison's arse-dildo bike? I thought "I'll bring a bit if culture to the site" and this is the result. Why am I not surprised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought "I'll bring a bit if culture to the site" and this is the result. Why am I not surprised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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