Dyslexic cnut Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said: Not the pipe, more like something like this... Is that an all inclusive band? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 18, 2020 Report Share Posted November 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Is that an all inclusive band? Fuck off you scouse cunt, you're not even English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Fuck off you scouse cunt, you're not even English. I’m not even Scouse, but do press on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck do you want? I never heard Eric whistle. You won't hear anything while I'm hiding in your wardrobe. If you feel something slip between you and Mrs Cnut later on, don't worry. I'll lick your face so you know it's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You won't hear anything while I'm hiding in your wardrobe. If you feel something slip between you and Mrs Cnut later on, don't worry. I'll lick your face so you know it's me. Roll me onto my side if I don’t respond. It’s all the heroin I’ve been on, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Roll me onto my side if I don’t respond. It’s all the heroin I’ve been on, etc. Don't worry. I've got a Swiss Army knife and I've seen at least 3 episodes of 'Quincy'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’m not even Scouse, but do press on. You're a fucking dirty stinking Merseyside cunt. It makes no difference. Stop embarrassing Britain and kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: You're a fucking dirty stinking Merseyside cunt. It makes no difference. Stop embarrassing Britain and kill yourself. I will, the day you guess right, promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 14 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Well, fuck me sideways and call me Frank, as your comebacks are becoming just as one dimensional. I'll expect you to include "gig economy", "schmuck", and "thickster" in your retort... Oh, I wouldn't worry - that collection of truths is unique only to you. Schlemiel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh, I wouldn't worry - that collection of truths is unique only to you. Schlemiel. Really. Now considering you're one of the sites biggest bullshit merchants, it really doesn't hold much water. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 15 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Fuck off you scouse cunt, you're not even English. Hey calm down calm down, la! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Oh, I wouldn't worry - that collection of truths is unique only to you. Schlemiel. Reported for cultural appropriation. Oyvey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hey calm down calm down, la! Gissa kiss darl! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 19 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: Gissa kiss darl! Is that Rooney before or after the hair transplant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Rooney before or after the hair transplant? The ugly scouse cunt was born like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 On 17/11/2020 at 21:37, Wolfie said: What the blazing fuck are you going on about now, you nonsensical fucking idiot? She could have you and spit you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 On 17/11/2020 at 17:36, Cuntybaws said: They weren't very happy with the fat cunts in Burkhas uluating all over the Middle East on 9/11 either. I thought the second Gulf War was a pretty piss-poor piece of retaliation; I mean, what's the point of having all those nuclear warheads if you can't turn entire desert nations into plains of radioactive black glass? I don’t know; less than 3000 killed in 9/11 and an estimated 650,000 in Iraq between 2003 and 2006. Id say the yanks got their payback and some Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I don’t know; less than 3000 killed in 9/11 and an estimated 650,000 in Iraq between 2003 and 2006. Id say the yanks got their payback and some The Sand People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Sand People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers. Travel in single file to hide their numbers. Have you ever realized a Jawa would be the perfect height to rest your cock on its bonce whilst you got the little fucker to lick yer balls? Easy to catch to, Neil would have a field day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Have you ever realized a Jawa would be the perfect height to rest your cock on its bonce whilst you got the little fucker to lick yer balls? Much like Priti Patel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 Actually Trump was just impersonating Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Much like Priti Patel. The fuckability of PP was raised in her own nomination I believe with the usual suspects here adamant they’d happily root the arse of it. She always came across as fucking clueless to me whenever interviewed thus suggesting she got were she was thanks to her curry wahalla roots and willingness to go “full Jawa” on many an influential cock and balls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Actually Trump was just impersonating Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks. There’s a school of thought that you’re just impersonating and pig shit thick retard with a sense to humor and IQ that would suggest an incestuous origin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 19, 2020 Report Share Posted November 19, 2020 6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Gissa kiss darl! Wayne wouldn’t be seen dead in Cape Verde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: There’s a school of thought that you’re just impersonating and pig shit thick retard with a sense to humor and IQ that would suggest an incestuous origin. Reported "incestuous". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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