Neil Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rachel is young and beautiful, but you just know in your heart that Carol Vorderman would be a better fuck. I'll have 2 from the top and one from the bottom please Rachel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rachel is young and beautiful, but you just know in your heart that Carol Vorderman would be a better fuck. "Rachel is young and beautiful" c. 1980 around Kings Cross about 1.00 AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 28 minutes ago, Neil said: I would crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her Your place or mine Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 34 minutes ago, Neil said: I would crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her A beautiful gesture. I’ll ring Hugh...I know him personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brit Brutus Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Patrick Stewart can fuck right off. How anyone can take him seriously after "HER BUNS ARE THE BEST", is a fucking mystery... Picard: "come crew, let us don wig and costume, and make haste to the holodeck to frolic and make merry!" Ryker: "Shall I bring the butt-plugs and lubricants captain?" Picard: "Make it so number one." God I’m a sucker for some saucy Star Trek fan fiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "Rachel is young and beautiful" c. 1980 around Kings Cross about 1.00 AM. What the blazing fuck are you going on about now, you nonsensical fucking idiot? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What the blazing fuck are you going on about now, you nonsensical fucking idiot? That is getting stolen. Most excellent Wolfs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rachel is young and beautiful, but you just know in your heart that Carol Vorderman would be a better fuck. I think Vorders has gone too pneumatic sadly. Riley is a three-kettle fuck for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 26 minutes ago, Brit Brutus said: God I’m a sucker for some saucy Star Trek fan fiction You're the sort of sick fuck who posts pictures of saucy little elves being raped by dragons on DeviantArt, aren't you? Or is that just @Roadkill? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I think Vorders has gone too pneumatic sadly. Riley is a three-kettle fuck for me. What is one of those? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That is getting stolen. Most excellent Wolfs. Sniff...sniff... Creepy, sinister sycophantic wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: What is one of those? Mid-coital, missionary...you could pour three full kettles of boiling water on me and I would not break a stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Sniff...sniff... Creepy, sinister sycophantic wanker. Not at all Apey. Praise where it’s due, not that you ever get any. Now...fuck off and take your face for a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: That is getting stolen. Most excellent Wolfs. Stay off my side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Just now, Wolfie said: Stay off my side. Gotcha...get fucked, it was a one off you ungrateful cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Gotcha...get fucked, it was a one off you ungrateful cunt. Gotcha? Was it all a cunningly engineered trap? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Mid-coital, missionary...you could pour three full kettles of boiling water on me and I would not break a stroke. You should try 'Rodeo Sex'... Halfway through, shout out another woman's name and see how long you can stay on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Gotcha? Was it all a cunningly engineered trap? No retard. I’m acknowledging his reticence. Now...get to fuck out of here unless you have something interesting to say, you dense, dull melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Gotcha? Was it all a cunningly engineered trap? Johnny's always catching us out like that. Gullible cunts we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should try 'Rodeo Sex'... Halfway through, shout out another woman's name and see how long you can stay on. Up there with that old stalwart the Donkey Punch or Dirty Sanchez...those were the days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Up there with that old stalwart the Donkey Punch or Dirty Sanchez...those were the days. Don't forget the 'Angry Dragon' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You're the sort of sick fuck who posts pictures of saucy little elves being raped by dragons on DeviantArt, aren't you? Or is that just @Roadkill? Any chance of the website addresses? Asking’ for a mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 33 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Gotcha...get fucked, it was a one off you ungrateful cunt. How, precisely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You're the sort of sick fuck who posts pictures of saucy little elves being raped by dragons on DeviantArt, aren't you? Or is that just @Roadkill? Is this a genuine question or a thinly veiled request? Edited November 17, 2020 by Roadkill Either way - yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 17, 2020 Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Any chance of the website addresses? Asking’ for a mate. Cnut, I have to say it isn't looking very good for you... Best get better at this quick, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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