Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 20 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can't say I entirely agree. I have a SORN Landy Defender (that's esp. for you @Hammer of Cunts) which has been sitting on my driveway for the past year gathering dust, oak leaves and spider webs – and a whole lot of value, without the usual 4x4 running costs. As any knitted-out old Defender owner knows, consistent off-roading usually brings new oil leaks or prop shaft problems. What I do know is while I'm not spending money on it, its scarcity means its appreciating around £1.5-2k per year, and thus performing better than an ISA or unit trust under present conditions. 'Mongs with offroad cars that don't offroad' indeed. But would you drive it up a grass verge though in the same situation, thats the question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 23 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: But would you drive it up a grass verge though in the same situation, thats the question No. I'd have aimed my bullbars squarely at the front of your pissy little girl's car and bulldozed you off the fucking road, onto the grass verge and beyond. I'd also have filmed it on my phone, and put it up on youtube for other 4x4 enthusiasts to piss themselves over later. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 18 minutes ago, Wolfie said: No. I'd have aimed my bullbars squarely at the front of your pissy little girl's car and bulldozed you off the fucking road, onto the grass verge and beyond. I'd also have filmed it on my phone, and put it up on youtube for other 4x4 enthusiasts to piss themselves over later. Fuck off. I can only imagine you would fantasise about a confrontation with another male, you were bullied at school I'd say , probably brought on by your inability to cover up your latent homosexuality. I'd have punched your teeth out straight through your mums nissan micra window. Stick your head in your oven and gas yourself please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 44 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I can only imagine you would fantasise about a confrontation with another male, you were bullied at school I'd say , probably brought on by your inability to cover up your latent homosexuality. I'd have punched your teeth out straight through your mums nissan micra window. Stick your head in your oven and gas yourself please. When someone's wound you up on this website to the extent of triggering a violent response and mum comment, via your keyboard, you've already pigeonholed yourself into the Corner's dim league. I had you down as an average-with-potential, though sadly (for you) at this early stage it looks as though even that is beyond you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 23 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When someone's wound you up on this website to the extent of triggering a violent response and mum comment, via your keyboard, you've already pigeonholed yourself into the Corner's dim league. I had you down as an average-with-potential, though sadly (for you) at this early stage it looks as though even that is beyond you. Oh thats not wound up that's a statement of fact, did your mum never drive a nissan micra then? Going by your attitude I'd have punched you in the teeth even if you cruised past on your ride on mower. Did you have cushions to see over the steering wheel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Oh thats not wound up that's a statement of fact, did your mum never drive a nissan micra then? Going by your attitude I'd have punched you in the teeth even if you cruised past on your ride on mower. Did you have cushions to see over the steering wheel? Thank you for repetitiously confirming your status into the site's Dim League. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Thank you for repetitiously confirming your status into the site's Dim League. Idiot. And thankyou for confirming my opinion. Bonjour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: And thankyou for confirming my opinion. Bonjour. 'Bonjour'? You fucking chavvy Del Boy prick. Where is the newcomer standard taking this place, honestly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 16 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'Bonjour'? You fucking chavvy Del Boy prick. Where is the newcomer standard taking this place, honestly? In defence, you were the one who became confrontational not me old son, i won't take you projecting your insecurities on my personally, its probably becuase your sexually frustrated. Don't forget to slam your head in the door on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: In defence, you were the one who became confrontational not me old son, i won't take you projecting your insecurities on my personally, its probably becuase your sexually frustrated. Don't forget to slam your head in the door on the way out. It goes far beyond sexual insecurities with Wolfé, Willie. The man's not fit for purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 16 minutes ago, Frank said: It goes far beyond sexual insecurities with Wolfé, Willie. The man's not fit for purpose. He's got that simmering level of frustration and resentment that only certain jobs dealing with general public cause, bus driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 On 09/09/2020 at 10:16, Williewhoopassjohnson said: We had a tata truck at work once was the biggest bunch of pony we ever spent money on, horrific things Not in the UK, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Not in the UK, surely? Yep, they used to do little pickup trucks and flatbeds, was literally the shittest thing i ever drove and it shook itself to bits fairly quicky, there was a tata dealership round our way it didnt last too long i dont think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Yep, they used to do little pickup trucks and flatbeds, was literally the shittest thing i ever drove and it shook itself to bits fairly quicky, there was a tata dealership round our way it didnt last too long i dont think They sold a few of them here, but gave up after a year or two. Probably because no cunt would settle on one of those when they could have a Ford Ranger. The Ford P100 was an excellent pickup, especially the early ones with the MK4 cortina front end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 19 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: He's got that simmering level of frustration and resentment that only certain jobs dealing with general public cause, bus driver. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They sold a few of them here, but gave up after a year or two. Probably because no cunt would settle on one of those when they could have a Ford Ranger. The Ford P100 was an excellent pickup, especially the early ones with the MK4 cortina front end. P100s were bang on I'd still have one now, we had a converted milkfloat for a flatbed truck once and that was miles better than the fucking tata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. I didn't realise you were a bus driver, my sincere apologies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 On 10/09/2020 at 18:31, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I didn't realise you were a bus driver, my sincere apologies Franks only allowed on the busses after 9am and before the clock strikes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Franks only allowed on the busses after 9am and before the clock strikes 3 Becuase of preying on OAPS again? He'll never learn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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