camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Oh i did actually mean the sit down ones yeah, the ones on the stand up scooters also need knocking under an artic just out of principle, really like to clothesline someone off one. They can do 30mph aswell flat out Some of them belt around on the pavement as well. I took the grandkids to the coast the other week and there were little cunts zipping around on the promenade. Been nice to bump one over the wall and into the channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Some of them belt around on the pavement as well. I took the grandkids to the coast the other week and there were little cunts zipping around on the promenade. Been nice to bump one over the wall and into the channel. Crikey you’re a grandmother.... Do you still have any of your own teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Crikey you’re a grandmother.... Do you still have any of your own teeth? Yes I have. They're in the drawer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Some of them belt around on the pavement as well. I took the grandkids to the coast the other week and there were little cunts zipping around on the promenade. Been nice to bump one over the wall and into the channel. I'd have quite liked to do that in hastings, right off the end of the pier. To the bartender mainly as it was five pound fucking fifty for a san miguel in a plastic glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 16 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'd have quite liked to do that in hastings, right off the end of the pier. To the bartender mainly as it was five pound fucking fifty for a san miguel in a plastic glass And mongs still pay it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And mongs still pay it. Mate i was on the end of a bloody pier, it was that or no beer. The only other alternative being jump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: The only mud that gets on BMW and Audi “off-roaders“ is from a playing field, when they go to collect Algernon and Clement from rugger. As you say, Land Rover / Range Rover are truly capable off-road vehicles that are also pleasant road cars. However, they are also generally purchased by wankers, with he biggest of these wankers purchasing imaginary ones. How do you go about purchasing an imaginary car ? Are there dealers with dedicated franchises ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: How do you go about purchasing an imaginary car ? Are there dealers with dedicated franchises ? You’ll need to speak to imaginary posh-boy @Earl of Punkapeabout this. But be warned - he may be an imaginary posh-boy, but there’s nothing imaginary about his raving homosexuality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: You’ll need to speak to imaginary posh-boy @Earl of Punkapeabout this. But be warned - he may be an imaginary posh-boy, but there’s nothing imaginary about his raving homosexuality. I can't afford it anyway, I will have to use public transport and catch the train of thought instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’ll need to speak to imaginary posh-boy @Earl of Punkapeabout this. But be warned - he may be an imaginary posh-boy, but there’s nothing imaginary about his raving homosexuality. 🚁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: ....your brown eye, he's coming in hard!, the dirty raving poof. So it is Frank in the Viagra adverts. Not just a lookalike... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Mate i was on the end of a bloody pier, it was that or no beer. The only other alternative being jump. Or drink bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: So it is Frank in the Viagra adverts. Not just a lookalike... What? The bird In bed? Could be, but she doesn't look like she loves cock like Frank obviously does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or drink bleach You could always try and jump in the bath holding your toaster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Tata, enough said. If I had to be hospitalised for Covid in either Stuttgart or Coventry I know which one I'd choose. Why "enough said"? Do you know what you are actually talking about or, as I suspect, you're just shooting from the hip? JLR quality and reliability indices are well documented but Tata appear to have done a better job than previous owners, British Leyland, BMW and Ford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: You could always try and jump in the bath holding your toaster? I could do but he won't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I could do but he won't like it. Dont pay his wages then, what are staff actually for if they dont follow direct orders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 40 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Why "enough said"? Do you know what you are actually talking about or, as I suspect, you're just shooting from the hip? JLR quality and reliability indices are well documented but Tata appear to have done a better job than previous owners, British Leyland, BMW and Ford. We had a tata truck at work once was the biggest bunch of pony we ever spent money on, horrific things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Why "enough said"? Do you know what you are actually talking about or, as I suspect, you're just shooting from the hip? JLR quality and reliability indices are well documented but Tata appear to have done a better job than previous owners, British Leyland, BMW and Ford. We agree to disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 6 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: We had a tata truck at work once was the biggest bunch of pony we ever spent money on, horrific things Road beater? Or whatever they called it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Road beater? Or whatever they called it. It was a pickup thing we got it brand new, first week the gearbox went, then the handbrake snapped a month later, it used to pull to the left, had a dash full of buttons that didnt do anything and you had to stall it to stop it becuase if you took the key out it kept running, i graciously offered to burn it out but was declined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Road beater? Or whatever they called it. Load beta thats what it was, absolute horse shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 31 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Load beta thats what it was, absolute horse shit Yeah, that was it. Drove one for a couple of hours and it was shite. Made me nostalgic for the old Mazda pick-up with bouncy suspension and column shift gear change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, that was it. Drove one for a couple of hours and it was shite. Made me nostalgic for the old Mazda pick-up with bouncy suspension and column shift gear change. Horse shit wasn't they, the bodywork was basically flattened coke cans aswell paper thin, I'm not surprised they went bust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 On 07/09/2020 at 13:48, Williewhoopassjohnson said: So was just driving home down a relatively tight lane and came to a section where it gave way on my side to a massive pothole, i pulled up the same time as some middle class geography teacher type in a offroad kitted out landy who then stopped and wouldn't go up the fucking grass verge. Complete spunk sock of a human and given the opportunity I'd have like to have fed him his "one life live it" sticker. I'm well aware the obstruction was on my side but he had an offroad truck. Cuntbag. I can't say I entirely agree. I have a SORN Landy Defender (that's esp. for you @Hammer of Cunts) which has been sitting on my driveway for the past year gathering dust, oak leaves and spider webs – and a whole lot of value, without the usual 4x4 running costs. As any knitted-out old Defender owner knows, consistent off-roading usually brings new oil leaks or prop shaft problems. What I do know is while I'm not spending money on it, its scarcity means its appreciating around £1.5-2k per year, and thus performing better than an ISA or unit trust under present conditions. 'Mongs with offroad cars that don't offroad' indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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