ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Technically, they are in fact well above the competition. The issue is and always has been quality control and reliability. You answered my question. I am currently standing at a tarmac crater outside B&Q where a parked Disco burst into a ball of flames a few weeks ago. Ha ha ha. Apparently a common problem. And you think BMW don't make a better off roader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 12 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Yeah i think offroaders trucks ect all lost the point when they started marketing to a different group, they were designed to be slung round fields through rivers off trees ect not designed to be blocking roads on the school run, the only pleasure i take with them is aiming my usually shit and always cheap vans at them when they refuse to let me merge, its the small pleasures in life they say No they're for fatsos who can't get in or out of a normal car without having a heart attack. Cunts. I'd fit the DISCOs with covid air con. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: No they're for fatsos who can't get in or out of a normal car without having a heart attack. Cunts. I'd fit the DISCOs with covid air con. And machine guns, just for the really stubborn ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 20 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: And machine guns, just for the really stubborn ones Two foot spike on the steering wheel and faulty seat belts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: You answered my question. I am currently standing at a tarmac crater outside B&Q where a parked Disco burst into a ball of flames a few weeks ago. Ha ha ha. Apparently a common problem. And you think BMW don't make a better off roader? It used to be said that the best suspension engineers were to be found at Citroen, these days it could be argued that they reside at Land Rover. That's the point, Land and Range Rovers are highly competent off-roaders yet they're also capable of limousine quality ride comfort on the roads. BMW makes fine machines to be sure but no serious off-roader is going to choose an X-Drive or an Audi Q car for that matter. It's a shame that Land Rover has absorbed Jaguar's legacy quality control issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: The issue is and always has been quality control and reliability Which, basically, makes them shite. LR products are for "downsized" urban posers. Those who need a 4x4 use Jap pick-ups because they're reliable and economical. I used to trade-plate the damn things around the country; Anything made by LR was unlikely to function properly for long; the torque converter usually failed (or the rear window fell out), the factory alarm/immobilisers were a laughing stock. The dealers were mostly arses as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Two foot spike on the steering wheel and faulty seat belts. Its what's fair, let human nature do the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Its what's fair, let human nature do the rest Only after I've cut the brake hoses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It used to be said that the best suspension engineers were to be found at Citroen, these days it could be argued that they reside at Land Rover. That's the point, Land and Range Rovers are highly competent off-roaders yet they're also capable of limousine quality ride comfort on the roads. BMW makes fine machines to be sure but no serious off-roader is going to choose an X-Drive or an Audi Q car for that matter. It's a shame that Land Rover has absorbed Jaguar's legacy quality control issues. Tata, enough said. If I had to be hospitalised for Covid in either Stuttgart or Coventry I know which one I'd choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It used to be said that the best suspension engineers were to be found at Citroen, these days it could be argued that they reside at Land Rover. That's the point, Land and Range Rovers are highly competent off-roaders yet they're also capable of limousine quality ride comfort on the roads. BMW makes fine machines to be sure but no serious off-roader is going to choose an X-Drive or an Audi Q car for that matter. It's a shame that Land Rover has absorbed Jaguar's legacy quality control issues. The citreon's hydraulic suspension was a royal pain in the arse. I had all sorts of problems with mine. Didn't rise because their were slits in the bags was the most common problem. Twice I had to get them seen to and then claim the money back from Citroen. In the end after they failed to deploy for the 3rd time, I took it to a garage and had the whole suspension system swapped for springs. 500 sovs including labour it cost me but I was so fucked off with it I just paid. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Its what's fair, let human nature do the rest I think Darwinism is at work with these cunts on battery scooters. You have to be fucking mental to weave in and out of fast moving traffic on one of these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 On 07/09/2020 at 15:59, Witheredscrote said: Yes Pen, but who actually gives a shit about them. Sleep with one eye open this week, withers. I’m very, very close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Two foot spike on the steering wheel and faulty seat belts. An ejector seat without a pop-out roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Sleep with one eye open this week, withers. I’m very, very close. ....your brown eye, he's coming in hard!, the dirty raving poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 20 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: An ejector seat without a pop-out roof. Didn't that really happen when they were rehearsing Goldfinger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think Darwinism is at work with these cunts on battery scooters. You have to be fucking mental to weave in and out of fast moving traffic on one of these things. Most of them are just benifit sponging anyway, there's one who cruises about my town who i recognise becuase he's a dead ringer for elvis, parks up outside the offy for fags and booze walks about in there no problem. I should do town a favour really amd swipe him with the wagon door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 8 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Most of them are just benifit sponging anyway, there's one who cruises about my town who i recognise becuase he's a dead ringer for elvis, parks up outside the offy for fags and booze walks about in there no problem. I should do town a favour really amd swipe him with the wagon door They do like to exhibit their frustrations in their chariots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Frank said: Sleep with one eye open this week, withers. I’m very, very close. Fuck off, you washed up wankrat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: It used to be said that the best suspension engineers were to be found at Citroen, these days it could be argued that they reside at Land Rover. That's the point, Land and Range Rovers are highly competent off-roaders yet they're also capable of limousine quality ride comfort on the roads. BMW makes fine machines to be sure but no serious off-roader is going to choose an X-Drive or an Audi Q car for that matter. It's a shame that Land Rover has absorbed Jaguar's legacy quality control issues. The only mud that gets on BMW and Audi “off-roaders“ is from a playing field, when they go to collect Algernon and Clement from rugger. As you say, Land Rover / Range Rover are truly capable off-road vehicles that are also pleasant road cars. However, they are also generally purchased by wankers, with he biggest of these wankers purchasing imaginary ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 53 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Most of them are just benifit sponging anyway, there's one who cruises about my town who i recognise becuase he's a dead ringer for elvis, parks up outside the offy for fags and booze walks about in there no problem. I should do town a favour really amd swipe him with the wagon door I'm talking about those scooters that you stand on. Are you talking about those sit down ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 37 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fuck off, you washed up wankrat https://streamable.com/sq0cf1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: https://streamable.com/sq0cf1 Wrong river, wrong bridge. It must be difficult reading a satnav when it's stuffed up your arse. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: An ejector seat without a pop-out roof. Didn't the late MikeD test one of these. Maybe that's why he was 4ft tall, and had a walnut head. Cue @Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Didn't the late MikeD test one of these. Maybe that's why he was 4ft tall, and had a walnut head. Cue @Frank Will you please just shut the fuck up about Frank. In fact, just shut the fuck up completely. You’re utter shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm talking about those scooters that you stand on. Are you talking about those sit down ones? Oh i did actually mean the sit down ones yeah, the ones on the stand up scooters also need knocking under an artic just out of principle, really like to clothesline someone off one. They can do 30mph aswell flat out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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