ChildeHarold Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: He appears to have the knickers of his latest victim still attached to his face. Not an American obviously looking at the size of them. This is a REVENGE NOMINATION. That's Joker's G String. Lap dancing for Ron and NO TIP. A rent boy scorned... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 47 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Fucking hell. If that's not an advert for using Ambre Solaire then I don't know what is. Frank could get a new clutch bag out of his boat race, and half a new wig. I watched a documentary on the Hedgehog once, and apparently he has to get himself erect. I don't know whether that's age or copius amounts of young pussy. The man's a fucking pensioner now, and has no shortage of porn offers. To think that he's running round Hollywood like Neil on a coke binge is hard to fathom. Surely the alleged victims are looking to drain his bank account. I can't but help laugh at the irony! "Drained" like his industrialised bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: "Drained" like his industrialised bollocks. The ageing effect of hot young babes on the skin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Frank said: Urinary infection. She said it’s fucking filthy in there with hundreds of dead blue bottles Thats why shes got the infection,as her son you should really keep your eye on her washing habits,have you no heart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Didn't the dirty cunt shag an 80 year old granny in one of his flicks?.I bet that was a bit dusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: I'm sure it's not something the psychiatrist's are ruling out, Ape. I’ve got a 12” cock but I don’t use it as a rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, Neil said: Didn't the dirty cunt shag an 80 year old granny in one of his flicks?.I bet that was a bit dusty. 80 years old. That’s fuck all Neil. Pens got a colostomy bag much older than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: 80 years old. That’s fuck all Neil. Pens got a colostomy bag much older than that. Are you the one who empties it? Fucking elder abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: So she was around 46 when she had you then. Imagine someone making such a colossal mistake at that stage of their life. 36... 94 minus 48 is 36. She had me at 36 and the day before I was born she was evicted from her tenement on Latimer Road W10 to a two up two down council ‘cottage’ in Burnt Oak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: This is a REVENGE NOMINATION. That's Joker's G String. Lap dancing for Ron and NO TIP. A rent boy scorned... Ahh, Joker. I honestly thought he'd succumbed to Covid, or been hit by a bus, but alas not. This is actually a decent nom by his usual standards. I'd imagine old Ron failed to tip him after he dropped a steaming log on his lap, failing to realise this was part of the act. Edited September 2, 2020 by Major Cunt Beating off to Betamax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 50 minutes ago, Frank said: 36... 94 minus 48 is 36. She had me at 36 and the day before I was born she was evicted from her tenement on Latimer Road W10 to a two up two down council ‘cottage’ in Burnt Oak. 48, are you having a fucking laugh? If you said 56, I'd be more inclined to believe it. Outrageous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 12 hours ago, Neil said: Didn't the dirty cunt shag an 80 year old granny in one of his flicks?.I bet that was a bit dusty. Him and @PANZER MURPHYcould exchange notes on smashing the back-doors off of grannies 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: 48, are you having a fucking laugh? If you said 56, I'd be more inclined to believe it. Outrageous! 56 kg you soppy cunt. He's put on a bit of timber the fat bastard. The 48 kg was when he was suffering is last bout of terminal cancer and tertiary AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Him and @PANZER MURPHYcould exchange notes on smashing the back-doors off of grannies 56 kg you soppy cunt. He's put on a bit of timber the fat bastard. The 48 kg was when he was suffering is last bout of terminal cancer and tertiary AIDS. What weight are you with doing that 35 miles a day on your muddy fox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Him and @PANZER MURPHYcould exchange notes on smashing the back-doors off of grannies 56 kg you soppy cunt. He's put on a bit of timber the fat bastard. The 48 kg was when he was suffering is last bout of terminal cancer and tertiary AIDS. He now lives in a ventilator in the ICU at the Royal Veterinary College. All the students detest him from a safe distance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 12 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Ahh, Joker. I honestly thought he'd succumbed to Covid, or been hit by a bus, but alas not. This is actually a decent nom by his usual standards. I'd imagine old Ron failed to tip him after he dropped a steaming log on his lap, failing to realise this was part of the act. The G String wouldn't catch it anyway. It is quite sad being a washed up Ron Jeremy groupie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 20 hours ago, Frank said: 36... 94 minus 48 is 36. She had me at 36 and the day before I was born she was evicted from her tenement on Latimer Road W10 to a two up two down council ‘cottage’ in Burnt Oak. I gave Ape a like, but quickly removed it, when I did the arithmetic. What a cunt, and to think he builds planes. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I gave Ape a like, but quickly removed it, when I did the arithmetic. What a cunt, and to think he builds planes. Fuck off. Imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 Just now, Ape™️ said: Imbecile. Well, you should do your homework. I bet your Mum told you that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I gave Ape a like, but quickly removed it, when I did the arithmetic. What a cunt, and to think he builds planes. Fuck off. He obviously doesn't build them singlehandedly, you prat. He's not one of the fucking Wright brothers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 Just now, Major Cunt said: He obviously doesn't build them singlehandedly, you prat. He's not one of the fucking Wright brothers! The Wright brothers didn't build planes singlehandedly. There were two of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well, you should do your homework. I bet your Mum told you that Well, you should fuck off. I bet your Mum told you that. And your Dad, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles. And the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 39 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Well, you should fuck off. I bet your Mum told you that. And your Dad, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles. And the dog. .....Spot. Went to mow a meadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 21 hours ago, Major Cunt said: 48, are you having a fucking laugh? If you said 56, I'd be more inclined to believe it. Outrageous! Usually it's a Number 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Well, you should fuck off. I bet your Mum told you that. And your Dad, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles. And the dog. I bet you sat at the back and flicked bogies at the good kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I bet you sat at the back and flicked bogies at the good kids. I bet you sat at the back wearing a pointed hat. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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