Witheredscrote Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 As a relatively keen gardener, I admit to occasionally looking at Gardeners World, with good old Monty Don. I walked into the house, and my missus was hurling abuse at the t.v. There was this black poof, in a floral shirt, mincing around his London cottage(ing) style garden. The filthy dirty simpering cunt then proceeded to stick his fucking fingers into a jar of Vaseline, and then rub the contents around the rim of his flower pot. 'It keeps the slugs away' he smirked. Yes Mpenda, and no doubt attracts every fucking bender in the Clapham area. A spade holding a spade indeed. Fucking BBC 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: As a relatively keen gardener, I admit to occasionally looking at Gardeners World, with good old Monty Don. I walked into the house, and my missus was hurling abuse at the t.v. There was this black poof, in a floral shirt, mincing around his London cottage(ing) style garden. The filthy dirty simpering cunt then proceeded to stick his fucking fingers into a jar of Vaseline, and then rub the contents around the rim of his flower pot. 'It keeps the slugs away' he smirked. Yes Mpenda, and no doubt attracts every fucking bender in the Clapham area. A spade holding a spade indeed. Fucking BBC The BBC in institutionally obsessed with the promotion of sodomy and sexual depravity.Add to this it’s PC woke cultural imperatives and anti government stance with left leaning conspiratorial bias and you have an enemy of the state. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The BBC in institutionally obsessed with the promotion of sodomy and sexual depravity.Add to this it’s PC woke cultural imperatives and anti government stance with left leaning conspiratorial bias and you have an enemy of the state. The BBC is about to lose it's state funding. That's why Tim Davie who's currently in charge of its commercial arm is taking over from Tony Hall. Let's see how faggot TV copes in the real world without a blank cheque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: As a relatively keen gardener, I admit to occasionally looking at Gardeners World, with good old Monty Don. I walked into the house, and my missus was hurling abuse at the t.v. There was this black poof, in a floral shirt, mincing around his London cottage(ing) style garden. The filthy dirty simpering cunt then proceeded to stick his fucking fingers into a jar of Vaseline, and then rub the contents around the rim of his flower pot. 'It keeps the slugs away' he smirked. Yes Mpenda, and no doubt attracts every fucking bender in the Clapham area. A spade holding a spade indeed. Fucking BBC You mean he didn't have any physical disability??? Fuck the fucking BBC, that's discriminatory towards disabled people, where's my Basildon Bond writing paper? Points of View are going to receive a strongly worded letter for this abhorrent attitude towards cunts in wheelchairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 20 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You mean he didn't have any physical disability??? Fuck the fucking BBC, that's discriminatory towards disabled people, where's my Basildon Bond writing paper? Points of View are going to receive a strongly worded letter for this abhorrent attitude towards cunts in wheelchairs. Yes, I can see how you take this personally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cillian Murphy Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: As a relatively keen gardener, I admit to occasionally looking at Gardeners World, with good old Monty Don. I walked into the house, and my missus was hurling abuse at the t.v. There was this black poof, in a floral shirt, mincing around his London cottage(ing) style garden. The filthy dirty simpering cunt then proceeded to stick his fucking fingers into a jar of Vaseline, and then rub the contents around the rim of his flower pot. 'It keeps the slugs away' he smirked. Yes Mpenda, and no doubt attracts every fucking bender in the Clapham area. A spade holding a spade indeed. Fucking BBC Though, totally racist and homophobic, I do agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: As a relatively keen gardener, I admit to occasionally looking at Gardeners World, with good old Monty Don. I walked into the house, and my missus was hurling abuse at the t.v. There was this black poof, in a floral shirt, mincing around his London cottage(ing) style garden. The filthy dirty simpering cunt then proceeded to stick his fucking fingers into a jar of Vaseline, and then rub the contents around the rim of his flower pot. 'It keeps the slugs away' he smirked. Yes Mpenda, and no doubt attracts every fucking bender in the Clapham area. A spade holding a spade indeed. Fucking BBC So Monty is blacking up now? After that breakdown I think everybody advised him to go hard soft. Hence, soft voice, soft movements, soft clothing, soft hat, and I suspect even that wears him out. Gone are the days of Geoff Hamilton and Percy Thrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 30/08/2020 at 09:39, Witheredscrote said: As a relatively keen gardener, I admit to occasionally looking at Gardeners World, with good old Monty Don. I walked into the house, and my missus was hurling abuse at the t.v. There was this black poof, in a floral shirt, mincing around his London cottage(ing) style garden. The filthy dirty simpering cunt then proceeded to stick his fucking fingers into a jar of Vaseline, and then rub the contents around the rim of his flower pot. 'It keeps the slugs away' he smirked. Yes Mpenda, and no doubt attracts every fucking bender in the Clapham area. A spade holding a spade indeed. Fucking BBC What do you call a dog with a spade hanging out of its arse? Jordan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 30/08/2020 at 10:16, Earl of Punkape said: The BBC in institutionally obsessed with the promotion of sodomy and sexual depravity. Don’t forget to renew your licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: What do you call a dog with a spade hanging out of its arse? Jordan. 'Mi nayme izz harveeee.. mumee haz brokern hur feeet. Now shee karnt runne aweigh wen I tri an fuk her 😊 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 30/08/2020 at 10:54, Trucking Funt said: The BBC is about to lose it's state funding. That's why Tim Davie who's currently in charge of its commercial arm is taking over from Tony Hall. Let's see how faggot TV copes in the real world without a blank cheque. https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/aug/31/tim-davie-faces-battle-to-find-new-bbc-funding-model?curator=MediaREDEF The manipulative shitheads at the BBC just don't get it, do they? Why do they arrogantly assume most British people wish to follow the feminist & snowflake example of Sweden's state-funded media system? At a time when people are losing their jobs, the bastards are planning new ways of funding a sinking ship to continue its worrying degree of anti-British, anti-white political engineering and control. If people can't see BBC bosses are planning to replace one enforceable tax with another, then they need their heads testing. People don't want to continue funding Jeremy Vine's whining left-wing bullshit show or Gary Linekar's extravagant lifestyle, or any other unfair or inflated salary of its scheming political editors or greedy presenters. Either: 1) decriminalise non-payment of the licence fee and introduce adverts, so the BBC snowflakes learn to survive in the real world, or 2) preferably shut the whole fucking organisation down, detonating White City and the legacy of the child molesters the BBC studios housed and protected for decades in the process. The British people are sick of them. They're not wanted any more. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 29 minutes ago, Wolfie said: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/aug/31/tim-davie-faces-battle-to-find-new-bbc-funding-model?curator=MediaREDEF The manipulative shitheads at the BBC just don't get it, do they? Why do they arrogantly assume most British people wish to follow the feminist & snowflake example of Sweden? At a time when people are losing their jobs, the bastards are planning new ways of funding a sinking ship to continue its worrying degree of anti-British, anti-white political engineering and control. If people can't see BBC bosses are planning to replace one enforceable tax with another, then they need their heads testing. People don't want to continue funding Jeremy Vine's wining left-wing bullshit show or Gary Linekar's extravagant lifestyle, or any other unfair or inflated salary of its scheming political editors or greedy presenters. Either: 1) decriminalise non-payment of the licence fee and introduce adverts, so the BBC snowflakes learn to survive in the real world, or 2) preferably shut the whole fucking organisation down, detonating White City and the legacy of the child molesters the BBC studios housed and protected for decades in the process. The British people are sick of them. They're not wanted any more. Sky and ITV are every bit as bad. The problem is that the BBC is trying to compete with them .. we do need an alternative and that is what the BBC should be, basic and simple. strip out the opinion, bias and all the wonderful stories of African amputees and other fluff so that it is as it was in the 1960s, switch off the daytime mass audience stuff and replace it with schools programmes as we had up until the early 1970s. Get rid of Eastbenders and the like. max salary 50k. Essentially the BBC should be "Fog on channel, continent isolated". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 This crop from BBC news shows part of the problem and especially how to rag up the majority of the UK population Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 30/08/2020 at 10:16, Earl of Punkape said: The BBC in institutionally obsessed with the promotion of sodomy and sexual depravity.Add to this it’s PC woke cultural imperatives and anti government stance with left leaning conspiratorial bias and you have an enemy of the state. It’s a close call with The Guardian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: It’s a close call with The Guardian. I have enough experience with dealing with the BBC to know that it is not "left leaning", The problem is that it is pan European rather than pan British and fixated with multi culturalism rather than integration. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: fixated with multi culturalism rather than integration. That was the angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, White Cunt said: That was the angle. By the way I would feed Monty Don feet first into Stubbies chipper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 On 30/08/2020 at 13:29, ChildeHarold said: So Monty is blacking up now? After that breakdown I think everybody advised him to go hard soft. Hence, soft voice, soft movements, soft clothing, soft hat, and I suspect even that wears him out. Gone are the days of Geoff Hamilton and Percy Thrower. Percy Thrower had some nice magnolias. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Percy Thrower had some nice magnolias. Fuck off you little squirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Fuck off you little squirt. Bumboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 43 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Bumboy. Sorry typo. Little shit. LOL with kisses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Sorry typo. Little shit. LOL with kisses. Scatterbrain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 23 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Percy Thrower had some nice magnolias. 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Fuck off you little squirt. 13 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Bumboy. 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Sorry typo. Little shit. LOL with kisses. 12 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Scatterbrain. More quality output from the sites leading spazzers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 59 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: More quality output from the sites leading spazzers You included .. get back to work .. those magnolias don't grow themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 On 02/09/2020 at 10:28, Dawn Chorus said: The problem is that it is pan European rather than pan British You have the brains of a fucking pan loaf. I’d like to smash you over the head with a large cast iron frying pan. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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