ChildeHarold Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: We all let our guard down when In love withers, Sap yes but I’m a broken man now, I thought it was the real thing, I am coming over for a stay, I am driving the 2w drive Audi. Bring a giant box of Weetabix to stuff the Withers er.. Turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 @Bubba C, You are off the site for 31 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 21 hours ago, Eddie said: We all let our guard down when In love withers, Sap yes but I’m a broken man now, I thought it was the real thing, I am coming over for a stay, I am driving the 2w drive Audi. No problem, bring a tent. Frank and Gok Wan are ensconced in the gite, discussing fashion, and home made fisting butter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 On 28/08/2020 at 11:10, Witheredscrote said: Expect a posting frenzy from him, as he is only 75 posts behind Decs. Most popular all time member, my arse. We all know that is @Bubba C. The formerly fat, cancer riddled Welsh cunt. I think the penny might’ve dropped Withers. Not a peep from the dope in almost 24 hours. I like the man but Jesus Christ, I didn’t sign up for the Eric fucking Cuntman show. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 On 28/08/2020 at 15:23, Eddie said: She wouldn’t lower herself to a doorman, would she??? He's not that short is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 22 hours ago, Major Cunt said: What did you get a bit of porridge for, Trucking? Where it as a badge of honour mate. All quality cunters spend a bit of time in the cooler. I'm quality but I've never been there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: No problem, bring a tent. Frank and Gok Wan are ensconced in the gite, discussing fashion, and home made fisting butter. Dinner is on me, keep it to yourself but I’ve had roops purse away, you didn’t tell me frank and Gok was over, obviously I don’t want a massive bender coming to dinner with us, Gok Wan can come along though... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: No problem, bring a tent. Frank and Gok Wan are ensconced in the gite, discussing fashion, and home made fisting butter. Leave, mi mate Gok outta it - he luverly and bsides does good business with my DVDs, 3 for 2, Sunday mornings down Leicester Square. U like mister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm quality but I've never been there! Indeed. I've never seen you cunt anyone off enough to land up there, apart from Frank, but you kept it within the guidelines. Something about suggesting he regail dementia patients with his playboy lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 6 hours ago, Frank said: I think the penny might’ve dropped Withers. Not a peep from the dope in almost 24 hours. I like the man but Jesus Christ, I didn’t sign up for the Eric fucking Cuntman show. I was hung over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Indeed. I've never seen you cunt anyone off enough to land up there, apart from Frank, but you kept it within the guidelines. Something about suggesting he regail dementia patients with his playboy lifestyle. Frank's beginning to grow on me. Like Japanese knotweed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 28/08/2020 at 14:10, Witheredscrote said: @Bubba CI've reported this. Get well soon(ish) I got coolered and that disgusting tree-hugging pebble fondler gets away with that shit. I want him (then you) dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 27/08/2020 at 21:15, ChildeHarold said: The Windows Masks have "Latest Generation i10 Pentium Chips" so fuck off. I was speaking of the operating system. Read the nom for fucks sake. You tin mining, cider drinking, straw chewing, cornish fucking helmet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 15 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I got coolered and that disgusting tree-hugging pebble fondler gets away with that shit. I want him (then you) dead. Sort Frank out, you useless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 30/08/2020 at 01:19, camberwell gypsy said: Frank's beginning to grow on me. Like Japanese knotweed Yes, and just about as difficult to get rid of. Burning works apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I was speaking of the operating system. Read the nom for fucks sake. You tin mining, cider drinking, straw chewing, cornish fucking helmet! I've got an i7 Dell. It whispers to me every morning, "I love you". The things that Man makes perish. Even Microsoft OS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: I got coolered and that disgusting tree-hugging pebble fondler gets away with that shit. I want him (then you) dead. I spent the entire weekend in the cooler, hung from said pony tail whilst roops thrashed my ball bag with a fistfull of nettles. And all because I suggested someones mum enjoys getting messy. What depressing times we live in. Any chance of you getting the old gang back together and going at it again over PM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 59 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I spent the entire weekend in the cooler, hung from said pony tail whilst roops thrashed my ball bag with a fistfull of nettles. And all because I suggested someones mum enjoys getting messy. What depressing times we live in. Any chance of you getting the old gang back together and going at it again over PM? Heaven knows this place needs living up its become like an offshoot of 'Mumsnet'. When I first joined there was grudges, fueds and accusations of incest and Savillery on most noms. I found it fucking hilarious, and were the reasons that made the Corner. I do know there's going to be a disclosure at some point, and some slippery cunt will be copping both barrels. It's gonna be interesting... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Heaven knows this place needs living up its become like an offshoot of 'Mumsnet'. When I first joined there was grudges, fueds and accusations of incest and Savillery on most noms. I found it fucking hilarious, and were the reasons that made the Corner. I do know there's going to be a disclosure at some point, and some slippery cunt will be copping both barrels. It's gonna be interesting... Indeed. The dumbing down thanks to the incessant prattling from the likes of pen, child h and some of the sunshine bus travelling newbies is subjecting the corner to a slow death. It's simply not cunting and a piss poor imitation of the funny vitriol that made most gravitate here in the first place. I'm sure @Mrs Roops@cuntspotter@Adminetc spend their evening's in side splitting bliss reading the highly original and hilarious comments and topics put out there by the above wankers and their ilk. I for one would feed the lot through an industrial woodchipper and start recruiting some nasty cunts who can make us laugh. I'm not 100% sure if decs's exile is self imposed (I wouldn't blame the cunt) or whether he's coolered indefinitely. His absence has a lot to do with the wet pants, soft cock, dog shite nature of this place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 On 28/08/2020 at 21:21, ChildeHarold said: Bring a giant box of Weetabix to stuff the Withers er.. Turkey. The whole country is an oven ready Turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I spent the entire weekend in the cooler, hung from said pony tail whilst roops thrashed my ball bag with a fistfull of nettles. And all because I suggested someones mum enjoys getting messy. What depressing times we live in. Any chance of you getting the old gang back together and going at it again over PM? The weekend? I had 31 fucking days for some innocuous comment about some cunt’s wife (I think). They were better times stubby, alas I’ve not spoken to the cliquey blinders in about 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Indeed. The dumbing down thanks to the incessant prattling from the likes of pen, child h and some of the sunshine bus travelling newbies is subjecting the corner to a slow death. It's simply not cunting and a piss poor imitation of the funny vitriol that made most gravitate here in the first place. I'm sure @Mrs Roops@cuntspotter@Adminetc spend their evening's in side splitting bliss reading the highly original and hilarious comments and topics put out there by the above wankers and their ilk. I for one would feed the lot through an industrial woodchipper and start recruiting some nasty cunts who can make us laugh. I'm not 100% sure if decs's exile is self imposed (I wouldn't blame the cunt) or whether he's coolered indefinitely. His absence has a lot to do with the wet pants, soft cock, dog shite nature of this place. I hope the cunt is dead. Thinking he is, is the only way I can maintain a half decent erection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: The weekend? I had 31 fucking days for some innocuous comment about some cunt’s wife (I think). They were better times stubby, alas I’ve not spoken to the cliquey blinders in about 2 years. Oh, now I see. You are playing on the 'It's my second language, I made a mistake' routine. You devious Welsh speaking, phlegm producing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: The weekend? I had 31 fucking days for some innocuous comment about some cunt’s wife (I think). They were better times stubby, alas I’ve not spoken to the cliquey blinders in about 2 years. 31 days is harsh but you are a total cunt with plenty of form. I’m guessing it was monumentals oriental ping pong ball firing mrs- the other spackers here you would have attacked have never been with 5ft of a fanny except the day they were born ps get fucked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 29, 2020 Report Share Posted September 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Indeed. The dumbing down thanks to the incessant prattling from the likes of pen, child h and some of the sunshine bus travelling newbies is subjecting the corner to a slow death. It's simply not cunting and a piss poor imitation of the funny vitriol that made most gravitate here in the first place. I'm sure @Mrs Roops@cuntspotter@Adminetc spend their evening's in side splitting bliss reading the highly original and hilarious comments and topics put out there by the above wankers and their ilk. I for one would feed the lot through an industrial woodchipper and start recruiting some nasty cunts who can make us laugh. I'm not 100% sure if decs's exile is self imposed (I wouldn't blame the cunt) or whether he's coolered indefinitely. His absence has a lot to do with the wet pants, soft cock, dog shite nature of this place. The Good Old Days, Olde Time Music Hall, Dad's Army, One Foot in the Grave, Only Fools... a shut up you dried up old waddi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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