Eric Cuntman Posted August 28, 2020 Report Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say he will not, one day, become a dragon - so may one just man become an army It's 'Monkey', or ''The Water Margin'.. ? I'll plump for the latter, I rewatched Monkey not long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Please never directly address me again. I shall do exactly as I please. Do your ferrets eat with you at the dinner table? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I shall do exactly as I please. Do your ferrets eat with you at the dinner table? Probably not. Ferrets don't like beans. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably not. Ferrets don't like beans. I see your break from CC hasn’t made you any less shit. Good morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I see your break from CC hasn’t made you any less shit. Good morning. Your continued presence here is tedious beyond comprehension. I hope your bank holiday weekend is an unmitigated disaster of epic proportions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's 'Monkey', or ''The Water Margin'.. ? I'll plump for the latter, I rewatched Monkey not long ago. Some cunts broke into my car today and nicked my extended selfie stick, Eric. They need to take a long look themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 39 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your continued presence here is tedious beyond comprehension. I hope your bank holiday weekend is an unmitigated disaster of epic proportions. 18 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Please never directly address me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 On 21/08/2020 at 23:47, Earl of Punkape said: This appears to be a growing trend in certain sectors of the wider community and particularly amongst the young who’s minds have been twisted in the state education system and by the perverted homosexual lobby. Dale Winton is a dead cunt. Just a quick question, Punkers. I've information you were in Barrymores' pool that fatefull night with 20 Royhpnol in a tied condom. I'm just wondering whether it was to make your chipolata look bigger, or was it fowl intent? Obviously that stays between the punters of CC... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's 'Monkey', or ''The Water Margin'.. ? I'll plump for the latter, I rewatched Monkey not long ago. The Water Margins. of Lian Shan To Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Arthur Dick said: You're only as old as the woman you feel. Or something. You've just reminded me to clean out my drawers. Tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 28 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You've just reminded me to clean out my drawers. Tomorrow. I’ve another reminder for you: don’t forget to kill yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 21 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’ve another reminder for you: don’t forget to kill yourself. Remember to take care of you. Arsewipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I see your break from CC hasn’t made you any less shit. Good morning. Hi mate. Did your Mum appreciate the binoculars that I sent her. I know they are a bit heavy, but being German WW2 they are good, and she can keep an eye on her wheely bin. Frank gave me her address. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Hi mate. Did your Mum appreciate the binoculars that I sent her. I know they are a bit heavy, but being German WW2 they are good, and she can keep an eye on her wheely bin. Frank gave me her address. Cheers. What, in the name of all things holy, inspired you to write this pile of fucking shit? Absolutely dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Some cunts broke into my car today and nicked my extended selfie stick, Eric. They need to take a long look themselves. Strangely enough, someone stole my prozac I hope they're happy now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Some cunts broke into my car today You’ve spelled Transit wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 49 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What, in the name of all things holy, inspired you to write this pile of fucking shit? Absolutely dreadful. Tell us about lockdown at the Apes.... Were the ferrets brought indoors ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Tell us about lockdown at the Apes.... Were the ferrets brought indoors ? I expect your hamsters spent lockdown where they feel safe and most at home: up your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Strangely enough, someone stole my prozac I hope they're happy now I had my limbo stick stolen last year. How low can people get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I had my limbo stick stolen last year. How low can people get? leave now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: leave now Got nowhere else to go Ratters. Got nowhere else to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Strangely enough, someone stole my prozac I hope they're happy now Try not to feel down about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Got nowhere else to go Ratters. Got nowhere else to go. that @Eric Cuntman and his repugnant vassals are always looking for recruits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 minute ago, ratcum said: that @Eric Cuntman and his repugnant vassals are always looking for recruits She can do the housework dressed in a gestapo uniform like Helga from 'allo allo'. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2020 Report Share Posted August 30, 2020 32 minutes ago, ratcum said: that @Eric Cuntman and his repugnant vassals are always looking for recruits They can whistle Dixie for all I care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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