Miles Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 I have just put a sadface to a report of the death of an old workmate and fellow staff rep. I wanted really to remember him as a grovelling creep in managements pocket lackey. I am not particularly upset by the news of his death. Snivelling cunt .. he did know Doris Speed though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just put a sadface to a report of the death of an old workmate and fellow staff rep. I wanted really to remember him as a grovelling creep in managements pocket lackey. I am not particularly upset by the news of his death. Snivelling cunt .. he did know Doris Speed though. Hell is a city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hell is a city. Hell is other people Okay, call in Destiny Angel and the Spectrum team on an urgent 'Thread Derailment' mission, so..... 'If you can't say something nice about someone - spread malicious roumours and sign them up to the sex-offender's register behind their backs' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hell is a city. Hell is for heroes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hell is a city. No that's Hull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just put a sadface to a report of the death of an old workmate and fellow staff rep. I wanted really to remember him as a grovelling creep in managements pocket lackey. I am not particularly upset by the news of his death. Snivelling cunt .. he did know Doris Speed though. You can't lie, not in God's gaze. If you get an invite to the funeral make sure you stand at the pulpit and tell the congregation exactly how you remember the snivelling, Crawley bum licker otherwise you'll be destined for hell, and you wouldn't want that, well I wouldn't as that's where I plan to end up and I'd rather not risk bumping into an old boring cunt like yourself while I'm there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You can't lie, not in God's gaze. If you get an invite to the funeral make sure you stand at the pulpit and tell the congregation exactly how you remember the snivelling, Crawley bum licker otherwise you'll be destined for hell, and you wouldn't want that, well I wouldn't as that's where I plan to end up and I'd rather not risk bumping into an old boring cunt like yourself while I'm there. I am not not going to the toss pots funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: I am not not going to the toss pots funeral. Whenever someone dies, they're always "A beautiful person", " They lit up the room" "a great man/woman who will be sorely missed". When I cash in my chips, I will expect the absolute truth from CC members and nothing less. No bullshit, tell it how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: I have just put a sadface to a report of the death of an old workmate and fellow staff rep. I wanted really to remember him as a grovelling creep in managements pocket lackey. I am not particularly upset by the news of his death. Snivelling cunt .. he did know Doris Speed though. I’m sure your old workmates will throw a fucking street party when you die. It goes without saying there’ll be big celebrations on Cunts Corner too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m sure your old workmates will throw a fucking street party when you die. It goes without saying there’ll be big celebrations on Cunts Corner too. To be fair, Pen's obituary came across as very sincere: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckOff Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 The secret is not to make any friends at your workplace, you won't be then asked to attend any funerals and they yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, FuckOff said: The secret is not to make any friends at your workplace, you won't be then asked to attend any funerals and they yours. Something I’m sure you manage with no effort whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: To be fair, Pen's obituary came across as very sincere: I thought it was a knitting pattern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m sure your old workmates will throw a fucking street party when you die. It goes without saying there’ll be big celebrations on Cunts Corner too. Have you any thoughts about where the promised heatwave is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have you any thoughts about where the promised heatwave is? The local crematorium after you've been slid into the oven. You'll get a bit hot and the other CC members will be waving you off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: The local crematorium after you've been slid into the oven. You'll get a bit hot and the other CC members will be waving you off. They wouldn't get past the guard of honour from my railway collegues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The local crematorium after you've been slid into the oven. You'll get a bit hot and the other CC members will be waving you off. There would also be a ticket barrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 15 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Hell is other people Okay, call in Destiny Angel and the Spectrum team on an urgent 'Thread Derailment' mission, so..... 'If you can't say something nice about someone - spread malicious roumours and sign them up to the sex-offender's register behind their backs' Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: They wouldn't get past the guard of honour from my railway collegues. We will form a Viking shield wall and overwhelm the gaggle of elderly train managers, nick all the mattesons paste sandwiches and then nick your casket. We will then give you a proper Cuntscorner burial, a rubber dinghy full of petrol in a shit farm separation pool. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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