Neil Posted August 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Neil, I like you.. you know that. Your work attire is common knowledge, but what do you wear when you fancy showing out? Be honest. Your daughter’s invited you to meet her umpteenth boyfriend’s parents at their local curry house. What would you wear? That's quite funny,probably something like this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 15 minutes ago, Neil said: That's quite funny,probably something like this Give me something to work with, Neil. This is why you and I don’t speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 On 04/08/2020 at 13:32, Hammer of Cunts said: At last. You can't beat the Etta James version boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 On 05/08/2020 at 20:12, Neil said: That's quite funny,probably something like this Would Eric lend you it though? He's a big lad. Apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Would Eric lend you it though? He's a big lad. Apparently The wellies remind me of Jimmy Cricket. That cunt was getting money for old rope. And that Clifton cunt with the Ostrich. And don't get me started on Norman fucking Collier. Those three wankers made Duncan Norvelle look good. I quite liked Gary Wilmot though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The wellies remind me of Jimmy Cricket. That cunt was getting money for old rope. And that Clifton cunt with the Ostrich. And don't get me started on Norman fucking Collier. Those three wankers made Duncan Norvelle look good. I quite liked Gary Wilmot though. Wilmot was a one trick pony as a comedian (Norman Wisdom impression) but he was good on stage in musicals. Didn't he win a Tony? I know Robert Lindsay did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wilmot was a one trick pony as a comedian (Norman Wisdom impression) but he was good on stage in musicals. Didn't he win a Tony? I know Robert Lindsay did. Dunno about Wilmot. But I don't think there's an award Robert Lindsay hasn't won. Him and McGann went on to acclaim and glory. I liked Lindsay in 'Hornblower'. That series has aged a lot better than 'Sharpe'. (Which was also supposed to have starred Paul McGann) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dunno about Wilmot. But I don't think there's an award Robert Lindsay hasn't won. Him and McGann went on to acclaim and glory. I liked Lindsay in 'Hornblower'. That series has aged a lot better than 'Sharpe'. (Which was also supposed to have starred Paul McGann) McGann broke his leg playing football and filming was halted. It ended with the largest insurance payout in TV history. You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dunno about Wilmot. But I don't think there's an award Robert Lindsay hasn't won. Him and McGann went on to acclaim and glory. I liked Lindsay in 'Hornblower'. That series has aged a lot better than 'Sharpe'. (Which was also supposed to have starred Paul McGann) Friend of mine lives 2 doors down from McGann in Dulwich. Haven't seen her for a while so not sure if he's still there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Friend of mine lives 2 doors down from McGann in Dulwich. Haven't seen her for a while so not sure if he's still there. She might be dead. Paul McGann is a well known cannibalistic serial killer. I've got a friend who lives in muswell hill, her house is right opposite Dexter Fletchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She might be dead. Paul McGann is a well known cannibalistic serial killer. I've got a friend who lives in muswell hill, her house is right opposite Dexter Fletchers. He's mostly a director now. Mostly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's mostly a director now. Mostly I think he's a decent actor, especially in the 'Brit Crime' genre. The only one I've seen that he directed was 'Wild Bill' with Charlie Creed-miles as a hard cunt just out of prison, trying to keep his 2 sons away from the crack dealers trying to recruit them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You can't beat the Etta James version boy. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 How long before the chidish arsehole gets another ban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The wellies remind me of Jimmy Cricket. That cunt was getting money for old rope. And that Clifton cunt with the Ostrich. And don't get me started on Norman fucking Collier. Those three wankers made Duncan Norvelle look good. I quite liked Gary Wilmot though. Duncan Norvelle was the MC at a Darts exhibition I went to 10 years ago. He died on his arse in 30 second intervals. I honestly thought he might cry when some large chap, announcing himself as Darren from the local Binman’s team, barged on to the stage and demanded he get to play a leg against the late Great Eric Bristow. Big John Lowe just shrugged and came and sat on our table for the five minutes it took Eric to beat him. Norvelle looked suicidal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Duncan Norvelle was the MC at a Darts exhibition I went to 10 years ago. He died on his arse in 30 second intervals. I honestly thought he might cry when some large chap, announcing himself as Darren from the local Binman’s team, barged on to the stage and demanded he get to play a leg against the late Great Eric Bristow. Big John Lowe just shrugged and came and sat on our table for the five minutes it took Eric to beat him. Norvelle looked suicidal. Duncan "Chase me" Norvelle whose act was based on appearing to be an offensively stereotypical camp homosexual, whereas the cunts actually married with 3 children. Funnily this is I imagine Frank to be, only a genuine poof and barely 7 stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Duncan Norvelle was the MC at a Darts exhibition I went to 10 years ago. He died on his arse in 30 second intervals. I honestly thought he might cry when some large chap, announcing himself as Darren from the local Binman’s team, barged on to the stage and demanded he get to play a leg against the late Great Eric Bristow. Big John Lowe just shrugged and came and sat on our table for the five minutes it took Eric to beat him. Norvelle looked suicidal. In his prime, Bristow was incredible. His exhibition showstoppers were, leaving 150 and hitting 3 bullseyes. And leaving 38, stepping up to the oche, throwing 2 darts into the floorboards and then hitting double 19 with the last one. Flash cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Duncan Norvelle was the MC at a Darts exhibition I went to 10 years ago. He died on his arse in 30 second intervals. I honestly thought he might cry when some large chap, announcing himself as Darren from the local Binman’s team, barged on to the stage and demanded he get to play a leg against the late Great Eric Bristow. Big John Lowe just shrugged and came and sat on our table for the five minutes it took Eric to beat him. Norvelle looked suicidal. I think the poor bastard's in a wheelchair now. MS perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think the poor bastard's in a wheelchair now. MS perhaps. The comedy magician Wayne Dobson is definitely in a wheelchair, if he's still alive. Wasn't a bad entertainer. Got hit with some nasty wasting disease and ended up proper fucked, before ze Germans got there. To add to his agony, his 'best friend', Bobby Davro, started shagging his wife. What a nasty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The comedy magician Wayne Dobson is definitely in a wheelchair, if he's still alive. Wasn't a bad entertainer. Got hit with some nasty wasting disease and ended up proper fucked, before ze Germans got there. To add to his agony, his 'best friend', Bobby Davro, started shagging his wife. What a nasty cunt. Is he the one who had the little cat puppet? Or was that David Copperfield (of Doncaster, not Las Vegas)? He was on Three of a Kind with that Cunt Lenny. God knows what happens to these people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 38 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is he the one who had the little cat puppet? Or was that David Copperfield (of Doncaster, not Las Vegas)? He was on Three of a Kind with that Cunt Lenny. God knows what happens to these people. Wayne Dobson was the little blonde fella. Comedian/magician, quite skilled at the close up stuff. I think his gimmick was throwing his voice ventriloquist style and speaking as if it were the audience members participating in some of the illusions. Light entertainment definitely, but pretty good at what he did. Certainly more talented than the Davro cunt. I remember 3 of a kind well. Also featured Tracey Ullman, the debut of her Sloane Ranger, "okay yah?" Character. I've always quite fancied shagging her. Must've been the video for 'Breakaway'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wayne Dobson was the little blonde fella. Comedian/magician, quite skilled at the close up stuff. I think his gimmick was throwing his voice ventriloquist style and speaking as if it were the audience members participating in some of the illusions. Light entertainment definitely, but pretty good at what he did. Certainly more talented than the Davro cunt. I remember 3 of a kind well. Also featured Tracey Ullman, the debut of her Sloane Ranger, "okay yah?" Character. I've always quite fancied shagging her. Must've been the video for 'Breakaway'. She was dressed in a school uniform you saucy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: She was dressed in a school uniform you saucy bastard. Yes. But she was 22, and I was 12. So it was alright for me to fancy her, or even have a big brassy extravaganza of a wank. Nothing wrong with grown women going all St Trinians. It's the cunts who fancy actual schoolgirls that want shooting. Edited August 14, 2020 by Eric Cuntman Unless they're schoolboys. That's permissible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. But she was 22, and I was 12. So it was alright for me to fancy her, or even have a big brassy extravaganza of a wank. Nothing wrong with grown women going all St Trinians. It's the cunts who fancy actual schoolgirls that want shooting. Does Britney's video for 'Hit me baby' count? There's more jizz been spilt to that that would sink a battleship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Neil said: Does Britney's video for 'Hit me baby' count? There's more jizz been spilt to that that would sink a battleship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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