King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 54 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. Fuck Banksy is what I'm saying. Last week the cunt graffitied a tube train in the middle of the night, obviously videoed and posted on cuntbook and twatter for his adoring fans to wank over. TFL and Suckdick Khan got themselves in a right flap over what to do about it. Have him nicked for vandalism like they would with every other graffiti layabout or carefully dismantle the carriage and cash in. To be honest I couldn’t be bothered to find out what decision they made but I haven’t read any reports of a manhunt. I saw a documentary a few years back which was about a French artist whose work the cunt had blatantly copied and whose use of stencils was uncannily similar. I think the guy killed himself in the end. So yeah I agree the cunts an over rated, over hyped wanker. Banksy.....My arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Last week the cunt graffitied a tube train in the middle of the night, obviously videoed and posted on cuntbook and twatter for his adoring fans to wank over. TFL and Suckdick Khan got themselves in a right flap over what to do about it. Have him nicked for vandalism like they would with every other graffiti layabout or carefully dismantle the carriage and cash in. To be honest I couldn’t be bothered to find out what decision they made but I haven’t read any reports of a manhunt. I saw a documentary a few years back which was about a French artist whose work the cunt had blatantly copied and whose use of stencils was uncannily similar. I think the guy killed himself in the end. So yeah I agree the cunts an over rated, over hyped wanker. Banksy.....My arse. Squeals of disapproval from a massage parlour owner... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I used to love the huge wall murals he did with buckets of emulsion and 6 inch paint brushes lashed to long poles. And cartoon time was brilliant. I was most upset when he turned out to be a kiddie fiddler. Yeah, same here, seemed like a decent chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Squeals of disapproval from a massage parlour owner... lol. Squeals of joy from the golf club gents lavatory. lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: “What’s one less person on the face of the earth, anyway?” What does Jerry's cock taste like - as strong as his humour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 7 hours ago, KingRollo said: Conventionally, one has to be funny to occupy that role... You fucking imbecile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: You fucking imbecile. Nice one. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: What does Jerry's cock taste like - as strong as his humour? Ask your wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ask your wife He's not married. He's one of those Charles Hawtrey lookalikes who lives with his mum and collects commemorative plates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 46 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: He's not married. He's one of those Charles Hawtrey lookalikes who lives with his mum and collects commemorative plates. Are you bottom feeding again on other people's scraps and crumbs? Tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Yeah, same here, seemed like a decent chap Never liked him as he wheezed his way through Jake the Peg and his "very long leg". A little bit weirdo, a sort of outback throwback with less artistic talent than a Poundland pack of watercolour paints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you bottom feeding again on other people's scraps and crumbs? Tart. It's past your bedtime again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 Just now, Trucking Funt said: It's past your bedtime again. Tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Did you know there’s a new issue of The Crimp/The Dodo in the works Baws? Not to the best of my knowledge, but it's not like the Hibs-supporting cunt keeps me up to date with his plans or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 (edited) 20 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: My advice to you would be to do your best Jeremy Clarkson impression and review chariots. Hah. As a monarch, it would be unseemly in the extreme to emulate the behaviour of Mr Clarkson. His behaviour in Argentina was totally unacceptable and you suggest I follow suit? What would you have me do, GG? Plough my chariot a BLM protest with a politically incorrect registration plate? Edited July 25, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 8 hours ago, KingRollo said: Hah. As a monarch, it would be unseemly in the extreme to emulate the behaviour of Mr Clarkson. His behaviour in Argentina was totally unacceptable and you suggest I follow suit? What would you have me do, GG? Plough my chariot a BLM protest with a politically incorrect registration plate? An excellent idea. I shall have the engineers suspend activities on building the new trebuchet and attach some blades to your chariot hubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: An excellent idea. I shall have the engineers suspend activities on building the new trebuchet and attach some blades to your chariot hubs. No, damnit Cuntman, you missed my point entirely! You have to behave yourself as a member of the knighted class (or at least, pretend to publicly)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 1 minute ago, KingRollo said: No, damnit Cuntman, you missed my point entirely! You have to behave yourself as a member of the knighted class (or at least, pretend to publicly)! That's why I've changed the livery and royal standard to make it look like king Frank's chariot. I'm not stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's why I've changed the livery and royal standard to make it look like king Frank's chariot. I'm not stupid. I appreciate you ingenuity, I really do. However, Royals today have a long tradition on being neutral in all matters racial. Except Prince Philip. And Prince Harry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's why I've changed the livery and royal standard to make it look like king Frank's chariot. I'm not stupid. So you see KR, Eric has crossed all the t's and dotted the lower case j's, ChildeHarold is still a potato, Punkers is still a nine bob note, and Wizard has cooked another batch of your special crystals. It's all going to work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: So you see KR, Eric has crossed all the t's and dotted the lower case j's, ChildeHarold is still a potato, Punkers is still a nine bob note, and Wizard has cooked another batch of your special crystals. It's all going to work out. Good because when the mob comes baying for blood, I'm going to give them your address GG. You started this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, KingRollo said: I appreciate you ingenuity, I really do. However, Royals today have a long tradition on being neutral in all matters racial. Except Prince Philip. And Prince Harry... Edward VIII was very fond of Mr Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Edward VIII was very fond of Mr Hitler. True. However, he also lost his crown (or gave it up, if we're being generous). There lies the warning young Eric. Beware! Being knighted and being beheaded are just a flick of the wrist apart. On a related matter, being ChildeHarold and being a sticky mess on the sheets are also just a flick of the wrist apart. I feel that fate has played us a cruel joke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Good because when the mob comes baying for blood, I'm going to give them your address GG. You started this! They'll already be at King Frank's gates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: They'll already be at King Frank's gates. Poor Frank. He doesn't deserve this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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